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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 384 26.0%
  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 53 3.6%
  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,038 70.4%

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>We don't NEED YOU INFLUENCERS. We've all SEEN the original. Nobody NEEDS YOU to create "buzz" around the corpse, even if it's to explain what's wrong with it.
>Quit scrambling to be "part of the moment"

This right here, is spot-fucking-on, and why I hate modern "content creators" with a passion. Nothing but attention-whoring fucks that are just chasing trends instead of being unique or original.
 
Small power level but I took an elective class in college for Marine Biology in a state with a lot of coast.

First lesson on day one?

DO NOT BECOME A MARINE BIOLOGIST.

The professor was a nice man who enjoyed the subject but he said there were no jobs in it so unless you wanted to go private working for a fish hatchery or something don't do it.

Lesson 2?

Don't touch ANYTHING in the ocean, it all wants you dead. Followed by a fun story about a little octopus.
I imagine aquariums benefit the most from marine biologists (watching a diver carefully clean the coral reef display while fish swim around him was weirdly satisfying), though something tells me even they don't want them (completely) involved because they could get in the way of "profit".

I wanna know more 'bout the li'l octoguy.
 
>We don't NEED YOU INFLUENCERS. We've all SEEN the original. Nobody NEEDS YOU to create "buzz" around the corpse, even if it's to explain what's wrong with it.
>Quit scrambling to be "part of the moment"

This right here, is spot-fucking-on, and why I hate modern "content creators" with a passion. Nothing but attention-whoring fucks that are just chasing trends instead of being unique or original.
Its crazy, the fucking ratio from original to blabbering attention seeking asshole surpasses my ability to put it into words.
 
Small power level but I took an elective class in college for Marine Biology in a state with a lot of coast.

First lesson on day one?

DO NOT BECOME A MARINE BIOLOGIST.

The professor was a nice man who enjoyed the subject but he said there were no jobs in it so unless you wanted to go private working for a fish hatchery or something don't do it.

Lesson 2?

Don't touch ANYTHING in the ocean, it all wants you dead. Followed by a fun story about a little octopus.
Did the octopus have ring like spots on it?
 
Lol it was about a person who did not know rule number two and picked up a blue ring octopus, a very cute little guy you should not pick up.

I'm surprised more tourists don't die when they go rock pooling in Australia.

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one time when I was a kid I was at Seacamp (tm) down in the Keys
I had hung back between Key wading because I was looking at a plant or whatever stupid shit, and was a little behind the rest of the crew
but I sure was JUST IN FUCKING TIME to be downcurrent from that school of cassiopea!

so yeah that totally fucking sucked ass
 
Small power level but I took an elective class in college for Marine Biology in a state with a lot of coast.

First lesson on day one?

DO NOT BECOME A MARINE BIOLOGIST.

The professor was a nice man who enjoyed the subject but he said there were no jobs in it so unless you wanted to go private working for a fish hatchery or something don't do it.

Lesson 2?

Don't touch ANYTHING in the ocean, it all wants you dead. Followed by a fun story about a little octopus.
Media pushes STEM so hard that people instinctively assume science degree=good money, but every job is subject to supply and demand. Nani could probably make better money giving surf lessons to tourists.
 
Late, and to play devil's advocate, Gantu literally saw he accidentally captured a human and just took her with him for no reason, even seeming to think Stitch would just devour her on the trip. He went from 0 to 100 on the evil scale out of nowhere.
Well, what are you going to do? Let a little girl go, only for the alien to escape and wreak havoc on, at minimum, hundreds of lives? Or sacrifice one little girl for the good of the universe?
 
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Late, and to play devil's advocate, Gantu literally saw he accidentally captured a human and just took her with him for no reason, even seeming to think Stitch would just devour her on the trip. He went from 0 to 100 on the evil scale out of nowhere.

Pleakley said the inhabitants of the planet aren't intelligent earlier. He presents it like humans are only useful as food for mosquitos; when the Grand Councilwoman asks if they can just destroy the entire island he says no because "the mosquito's food of choice" is there. Gantu isn't in that scene, but presumably this is the level of knowledge he's working with. His behavior makes more sense from that perspective.

Granted, I'm not sure how well that gels with the reveal later that Cobra Bubbles has had contact with them before, but that's more a continuity problem than a Gantu problem.
 
Pleakley said the inhabitants of the planet aren't intelligent earlier. He presents it like humans are only useful as food for mosquitos; when the Grand Councilwoman asks if they can just destroy the entire island he says no because "the mosquito's food of choice" is there. Gantu isn't in that scene, but presumably this is the level of knowledge he's working with. His behavior makes more sense from that perspective.

Granted, I'm not sure how well that gels with the reveal later that Cobra Bubbles has had contact with them before, but that's more a continuity problem than a Gantu problem.
It's possible that contact was contained within some sort of a subsidiary Endangered Species Habitats Committee and after we last saw the Grand Counselwoman she went on to research the planet experiment 626 landed on, met with the Committee, and became briefed on the situation of Earth and it's points of contact.
 
It's possible that contact was contained within some sort of a subsidiary Endangered Species Habitats Committee and after we last saw the Grand Counselwoman she went on to research the planet experiment 626 landed on, met with the Committee, and became briefed on the situation of Earth and it's points of contact.
It's also possible that alien politicians are just as dumb as earth ones.
 
Looking back, I think we were all spoiled with the PoTC trilogy (emphasis on the word "trilogy", OST and DMTNT not included) because it really felt like they went through a bit of a SW prequel effect where what was once considered boring is now the more intriguing part.

I remember people hating the Pirate council section of the movie back then (I wasnt among them), find it boring and counter intuitive to pirates as a whole but nowadays I see people loving those scenes and wishing we got to see more of the various pirate lords and the different cultural worlds they are from.

Now, of course, that doesnt mean that Dead Men's Chest and At World's End are perfect but it really feels like if they had to make a sequel to Curse of the Black pearl, going this direction was surprisingly not bad. I remember criticisms of back then had people saying "Why couldnt we just have Jack Sparrow go after a treasure?" because then you'd have On Stranger Tides because thats the direction they went with and thats why the whole movie feels like a side quest disguised as a main one. and Dead men Tell No Tales feels like a retread of the cursed crew thing we had with Barbossa and David Jones (give OST some credit, at least they didnt go that route), without saying how it felt like it was trying to act as an epilogue of sorts to give happier conclusions to Eliza and William's story even tho they had already had a pretty bittersweet and yet tragically poetic conclusion.

I guess what Im saying is that At World's End felt like a natural conclusion to not only everyone's stories but to the era of piracy since a theme many overlooked on DMC and AWE is that the era of pirates is coming to an end and how altho the world is still the same, there is "just less in it". At the end, they did defeat Beckett and bought themselves some time but it still doesnt change that this is still postponing the inevitable. At the same time it left enough ambiguity so that maybe Jack might have found the fountain of youth and truly became "The Last Pirate", an icon of the ultimate freedom brought by the oceanic horizon.

In the end, altho the concept of stand alone adventures with Jack felt good, I do think that giving the series a major hurah before the closing of the curtain felt much more preferable.


I can't believe how averse these people are to the concept of self sacrifice, one of the most - if not THE most heroic action one can do

They hear that saying about good men growing trees whose shade they won't be able to enjoy, and come out thinking "well why plant the tree in the first place?"

I really wonder if these people are born this way or if their souls and minds are broken down over years of exposure to globohomo propaganda that especializes in glorifying the seflish and demonizing the noble.

Because we see less and less people seeing a point of self sacrifice and being noble and its both scary and sad to witness.
You'd think the writers having a poor familial relationship would drive them to adhere to the main story or any stories message of love and family overcoming hardship and division. You got JRR Tolkien who personally participated in World War 1 and wrote a story about peoples from all over the world getting together to fight evil and mend the world for the people they love. Then you get modern media, where some guy in California got told by his father that theres only 2 genders so he makes it his life goal to never show a successful marriage in any piece of media until the sun burns out.

You can know someone by what they create since a creator sticks mostly with what they know.

And boy their hearts dont got a lot of good to tell.
 
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I really wonder if these people are born this way or if their souls and minds are broken down over years of exposure to globohomo propaganda that especializes in glorifying the seflish and demonizing the noble.

Because we see less and less people seeing a point of self sacrifice and being noble and its both scary and sad to witness.
It could be a bit of both, but I also have to wonder about the families they came from if the concept of self-sacrifice was never instilled into them through their parents. You will often still hear of these people go on about their grandparents being there for them than their own parents, suggesting a generational disconnect in how they approach families. (Though of course, these people are also known for being habitual liars who just clearly hated where they came from, so who knows.)
 
Looking back, I think we were all spoiled with the PoTC trilogy (emphasis on the word "trilogy", OST and DMTNT not included) because it really felt like they went through a bit of a SW prequel effect where what was once considered boring is now the more intriguing part.

I remember people hating the Pirate council section of the movie back then (I wasnt among them), find it boring and counter intuitive to pirates as a whole but nowadays I see people loving those scenes and wishing we got to see more of the various pirate lords and the different cultural worlds they are from.

Now, of course, that doesnt mean that Dead Men's Chest and At World's End are perfect but it really feels like if they had to make a sequel to Curse of the Black pearl, going this direction was surprisingly not bad. I remember criticisms of back then had people saying "Why couldnt we just have Jack Sparrow go after a treasure?" because then you'd have On Stranger Tides because thats the direction they went with and thats why the whole movie feels like a side quest disguised as a main one. and Dead men Tell No Tales feels like a retread of the cursed crew thing we had with Barbossa and David Jones (give OST some credit, at least they didnt go that route), without saying how it felt like it was trying to act as an epilogue of sorts to give happier conclusions to Eliza and William's story even tho they had already had a pretty bittersweet and yet tragically poetic conclusion.

I guess what Im saying is that At World's End felt like a natural conclusion to not only everyone's stories but to the era of piracy since a theme many overlooked on DMC and AWE is that the era of pirates is coming to an end and how altho the world is still the same, there is "just less in it". At the end, they did defeat Beckett and bought themselves some time but it still doesnt change that this is still postponing the inevitable. At the same time it left enough ambiguity so that maybe Jack might have found the fountain of youth and truly became "The Last Pirate", an icon of the ultimate freedom brought by the oceanic horizon.

In the end, altho the concept of stand alone adventures with Jack felt good, I do think that giving the series a major hurah before the closing of the curtain felt much more preferable.


I should revisit the whole series. I've only seen the last two once, in cinemas. I really did not enjoy most of OST, but I had a pretty fun time with DMTNT.

OST really showed that Jack wasn't a main character. They needed more grounded characters and I think DMTNT was a step in the right direction. Not just Jack goes off some shit happens and the film ends.

Will and Elizabeth were way more important to the films working than I think people realised because Jack was such a stand out.

Sorry if it has been stated and I missed it, but what is the state of the franchise? Are they still working on a Female film startng Margot Robbie? Weren't they doing a reboot? And/ or I feel like I read something last year they may do another with Depp returning.

Seems like a mess.
 
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