Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 306 26.5%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 819 71.0%

  • Total voters
    1,154
Well, this was an explosive spergout that burned every bridge he had, but it was all worth it in the name of cutting spending! I bet all the phone lines in DC are blowing up from all the attention he drew to—

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Out of nearly a dozen Republican Capitol Hill offices that spoke with The Hill, ranging from rank-and-file members to leadership, almost none had gotten any calls from GOP-supporting constituents opposing the bill by the afternoon after the Musk post, or callers making references to the billionaire. One office reported one caller who said “kill the bill.”
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... Hold on, so all of Elon's ballwashers are just foreigners and reply guy jeets that can't even vote in American elections?
Elonsaars...
 
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Watch the mainstream media circuit completely rewrite the narrative around Elon

Trump's had his fair share of bad breakups but imagine how kino it'd be if they reconciled before the end of Trump's term and everything comes full circle
 
But how will this affect Israel?
it doesnt rly effect us tbh
Dear Board of Directors of Tesla,

sack this drug-addicted faggot immediately.

Best wishes



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sadly they have to keep him as a figurehead, cuz their brand has this cult-of-personality around musk

if he gets sacked, they'd lose a lot of money
He keeps switching from jib to ket and it shows. Musk needs to find a drug cocktail that doesn't make him act like a total fucking retard.
again, if i were him i'd do cocaine to counteract all the horse tranquilizers he's been taking
J.D. Vance as President was always the long-term plan. They can never fully control Trump, but Vance is a non-entity who will obey the orders of his master Peter Thiel and whatever other technofascist buddies are involved.
trump does what he wants, and there's nothing u can do about it

yeah, u can bribe him, but that only works until he changes his mind

as long as you know ur place as his bitch, ur gonna be alright, act out of line or challenge his authority, and ur political career is over

he's the dog, and youre the tail, can a tail wag a dog?
They're also both pussies, so neither side will do anything beyond talk.
not exactly, when it comes to politics, words often speak louder than actions, if u threaten someone, dont act on that threat right away, once u did act on ur threat, u lose it, and u cant use that threat to force em to do what u want em to

its also why i disagree with cutting off USAID, it was the US's best way to extort third-world nations

u want to tell em "if u dont do what i want, no more USAID gibs", u dont wanna actually cut USAID, they will fall for it, cuz they know whst these threats mean, and they dont wanna push the boundaries
So is Elon going to backtrack tomorrow or double down?
double down methinks
If medications existed that could actually keep aspie retards like Musk from acting like aspie retards, he'd have probably thrown a lot of money at the US government to get them outlawed somehow.
cyanide?
There were a lot of stories of him at Silicon Valley sex parties in BDSM gear not really doing anything, just standing in the corner.

I don't know what to make of that, it doesn't even seem like cuckoldry.
pretty sure he has a "bent duck"
Is it crazy that I went from "dislike strongly" to "love and trust" for Trump in the last year, and likewise from "dislike strongly" to "holy shit any enemy of this faggot is my friend" for Elon?
as for me, i like and support trump, but i won't ever fully trust him

as for elon, i didnt like him when he was reddit's favourite, and i don't like him now

there are people that shouldnt have any kind of power over society, and elon's one of em, not because he's evil or anything, he's just a mildly-retarded manchild with fuck-you money and ketamine-induced brain damage

trump let him in cuz he's basically like a child-emperor, and trump thought he could place elon under his thumb and indirectly seize control over elon's companies (mainly tesla and spaceX)

it worked at first i think...

but elon is so insufferable, and makes such terrible decisions, that trump regrets ever letting him into the government, its just not worth it
There’s been a few investigative reports about it in recent weeks. Yes, he does a lot of drugs — so many that he pisses himself lol

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wait? 20 pills?
ok, so if its just adderall, and we assume a pill has 10mg, so thats 2 grams a day

adderall is mixed amphetamine salts, so only half of that is actuslly effective (only the D-enantiomer gives u the needed effect)

so that's one gram of D-amphetamine per day

for a heavy user like elon, this seems like an amount that would effect him, but i doubt this dose will remain effective for long

i am pretty sure its just barely enough to allow him to talk in public, cuz again, while yes, ketamine is dissociative, thats not the main effect, it's a tranquilizer first, dissociative second

now, i may be wrong, feel free to correct me
Let's be real. This was inevitable, both Musk and Trump have the two biggest egos within contemporary media. A medium I mostly ignore with the exception of giant tard rages like this one. It was obvious to me from the beginning that this relationship of political convenience wouldn't last because their ideas would clash at points and apply enough stress, you'd get a fracture of sorts. I honestly expected this political alliance to fall apart sooner (Late April to Mid May), I'm kind of impressed they managed to keep their alliance together for this long.

Also why the fuck is Elon promoting Rudyard Lynch. That part I missed completely.
trump only lets in people he can swindle around, he's the biggest, baddest motherfucker in the room, if u challenge him, he'd use u as a pawn for a few months, then throw u under the bus
President of US vs Infinite Money Man.

We've just been pussyfooting around this experiment the whole time. Let's have a looksee, finally.
not infinite money, unless youre richer than augustus, u dont have infinite money, and musk has less than 10% of augustus's net worth
It's not about type, it's an initiation ritual for the elite. You aren't allowed to be rich or powerful unless you participate in cannibalistic and pedophilic rituals.

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yeah, pretty sure it's for blackmail purposes mostly
Epstein was also likely a Mossad asset
most mossad assets dont know they are mossad assets
Why choose an evil at all?
you think you have a choice?
this guy wears gloves, he can press a button, take off the gloves, and burn them
Washington and Jefferson were slave owners so technically you are correct.
the difference is that slaves don't rly have any rights whatsoever
His first term was good, you're coping and seething.
yeah, even tho i have my disagreements with trump, he can get shit done
Please don't tell me you guys actually believe any of this. Trump was literally doing pro-wrestling stuff before his presidency. This just feels like manufactured bullshit kayfabe to get the MAGA-bros and the Elon-bros to fight each other and keep American distracted, entertained and retarded. None of this bullshit is real, while congresses passes 1000+ pages of absolutely insane funding and bans states from regulating the random next word generation machines everyone sees and some kind of oracle even thought it only gives you wrong answers all the time.
can't it be both?
I'm at the point where I am only 75% ironic when I say that we need the return of the divine-avatar-that-inhabited-dear-adolf's-body to sort this shit out.

I think we need him to rise in Russia cos there is vast swathes of sparsely populated lands. Then set up a genetic test to get in to prove your white ancestry (95% upwards or something i guess), and then we abandon europe to the niggers, arabs and pajeets.
why not live underwater, remake atlantis, and leave the surface world to the undesirables

1: niggers/arabs/jeets can't enter, they'd all drown
2: most of the earth's natural resources are probably in the mantle and core, and the earth's crust is at its thinnest in the ocean, plus u can use seawater to keep the drills from melting
3: u could power everything with geothermal energy
 
again, if i were him i'd do cocaine to counteract all the horse tranquilizers he's been taking
Good ol, Columbian marching power's been out of vouge for a while. Plus, Musk isn't enough of a man for cocaine. Who knows though? It might actually level him out, or make him even more unstable.
 
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They've not only decisively failed but now everyone knows what they're up to and you have shit popping off like the Palantir CEO sperging out on TV when asked about mass surveillance.
Is there a link to this?

And yes, I've never been an Elon Musk fan outside of what he did to the app formerly known as Twitter, but I've hated him since that "white people like sleepovers, beer, football and happiness too much, which is why we need to replace them with Indians" spergout. I hope he publicly dies in a really unpleasant way, just like I do for other jeetmaxxers who hate happiness like Mark Carney, Alexander Dugin, or Justin Trudeau.
 
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Well, this was an explosive spergout that burned every bridge he had, but it was all worth it in the name of cutting spending! I bet all the phone lines in DC are blowing up from all the attention he drew to—

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... Hold on, so all of Elon's ballwashers are just foreigners and reply guy jeets that can't even vote in American elections?
Elonsaars...
It’s likely that Elon’s ballwashers think that social media is the ultimate influence on politics. That may be true for broader trends in popular sentiments, but the real power comes from the constituents.

The politicians need voters to get reelected so they want to know what their constituents think. Phone calls, emails, letters, and direct conversations. Things that require a personal touch and can’t really be automated. Elon’s Achilles heel.
 
Well, this was an explosive spergout that burned every bridge he had, but it was all worth it in the name of cutting spending! I bet all the phone lines in DC are blowing up from all the attention he drew to—

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... Hold on, so all of Elon's ballwashers are just foreigners and reply guy jeets that can't even vote in American elections?
Elonsaars...
SAAR DO NOT SUPPORT BILL

DO NOT SUPPORT

SAAR NO

This might be the gayest thing I've ever read on this website. Please tell me this is a copypasta from reddit and not something you thought up yourself.
If that's the gayest thing you've read on this website, you haven't been looking very hard.

Ours is a special website, we've covered people who've tried to effectively ram an entire officemax up their asses.
 
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why not live underwater, remake atlantis, and leave the surface world to the undesirables

1: niggers/arabs/jeets can't enter, they'd all drown
2: most of the earth's natural resources are probably in the mantle and core, and the earth's crust is at its thinnest in the ocean, plus u can use seawater to keep the drills from melting
3: u could power everything with geothermal energy
I'm up for it
 
He didn't though, he claimed he was in the files. He's pulling a Baldo which makes it worse. Autism or not, public tantrems like this is not good. It's great for those who like to laugh!
This is scumbag journalist logic. I didn't say you were a pedophile, I just said words that I knew people would interpret to mean you were a pedophile but if you do a magic ritual the words can be understood as something else. Nobody falls for this shit anymore.
 
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