Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Niggernerd]

It's poppin' off boys! Balldofinger VS International Hebrew of Mystery.
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Nick losing to Gabe and the Casino. SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Wait, is he implying Redo of Twink Rape isnt amazing now?

Even though it isn't the main focus this faggot Rekieta is so terrified of legit media covering his unholy lust for a rape cartoon he is trying to do a denial he actually watched it. Freedom of speech notwithstanding he may have broken a law or two with the "uncensored" version, remembering guys arrested at airports for carrying this sort of shit in their luggage. And whatever this animal admits to rest assured there's worse somewhere, be it his hard drive or his book shelf.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

In my mind you just conjured the ultimate lolcow mashup. Nick Rekieta steals Anisa Johma from Idubbzzzzzzzz, and there was much rejoicing.

I think she is too dominant for Nick but I'm assuming Nick would enjoy the pegging, Anisa would really like the house the way nick keeps it filled with shit and stinky.
It might make her miss ian and him shitting his pants but nick will keep a fresh supply of dogshit in the bathroom.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

This is not related to any recent happenings but just a funny aside to bring some levity to the thread. Remember Nick’s very girly tattoo?

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Nick does not get nearly enough shit for the faggy tattoo. Any time Nick calls someone gay they should just reply with this picture.

The only way you could possibly have this tattoo not be gay was if it had some intense personal meaning. But it doesn't, so it's gay as hell.

Any time someone claims Nick isnt gay for Aaron just show them this tattoo and they'll be convinced.

 

[Xtl]

Question for thread regulars. I keep seeing it mentioned Baldo was seen with blue skin due to frequent nitrous abuse. Was there any photographic/livestream evidence of this, or is this just based off comments/observations from other parties? I ask because seeing a photo of Nick with blue skin may be both simultaneously hysterical and horrifying.

Guy is becoming a royal with blue blood!

 

[Soapmore]

I think she is too dominant for Nick but I'm assuming Nick would enjoy the pegging, Anisa would really like the house the way nick keeps it filled with shit and stinky.
It might make her miss ian and him shitting his pants but nick will keep a fresh supply of dogshit in the bathroom.

You had me at Nick enjoying pegging.

And he can push Idubbz' frightful body odor at Kayla. She will hate it and think of only one man: Another Win For The Toe.

 

[AnOminous]

He looks like Frank Zappa about to shit on the toilet, but without the intelligence, talent, or charisma. Basically looks like a greaser in the public bathroom, texting his availability to local Grindr scene or whatever. Gape4U or who knows what the fuck. @ThirstyFluffer

No he doesn't. But this Zappa song is pretty much about Nick.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I think she is too dominant for Nick but I'm assuming Nick would enjoy the pegging, Anisa would really like the house the way nick keeps it filled with shit and stinky.
It might make her miss ian and him shitting his pants but nick will keep a fresh supply of dogshit in the bathroom.

She'd just bring Ian along.
Theyd be perfect gimps for each other.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

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Guy is becoming a royal with blue blood!

Fuck you that's photo shopped, right?

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

…but nick will keep a fresh supply of dogshit in the bathroom.

I dunno. Have we even got confirmation the little guy is still around to make fresh dogshit?

 

[AnOminous]

He does pull off the "I spread AIDS in the 80's" look.

He could be one of the pictures in a scatter diagram of everyone with first person sexual contact with Patient Zero Gaétan Dugas and nobody would know the better. He sure looks like it. What a faggot.

Glad you mentioned Zappa.

Oh, this is why I got late rated. Good job. I forgot there are other people living who remember Zappa.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I dunno. Have we even got confirmation the little guy is still around to make fresh dogshit?

That's fair, maybe he will get our wife to heat a few old ones up in the microwave nobody seems to actually clean up & considering none of them have the ability to cook in that house may as well put it to use.

 

[Miragestallio]

Looking at Nick now gives me whiplash. Back in 2019-2022 he was seen as a well respected figure. A lot of small to medium channels interacted with him and he got big from both Vic's case and the Johnny Depp's trial. I never watched his content back then but he seemed to be mostly well respected from what I saw and I wasn't following until Jim made a stream about him last year

To think he would go from a seemingly normal, charismatic family man to whatever he is now is really wild to me. A fag, junkie, child neglecting cuckold. And just as I decide to check what he's up to out of curiosity, he's lying about the bodycam footage and wishing death on a woman who clips him. What a gross weirdo.

Now that I think back to it, the warning sings were there with him shilling the balldo lol. Really glad not to be him.

 

[AnOminous]

Good example: the scene in Boogie Nights where they drive their limo out to the ghetto to pick up drug addicted homeless people to pay them to be to run a train on their drug addicted actress.

I think the most illustrative Boogie Nights scene is this, and it's about being a cuck, and how that ultimately builds up and ends up tragically.

This is what happens if you cuck.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I dunno. Have we even got confirmation the little guy is still around to make fresh dogshit?

Do we even have any confirmation that Kayla is still around? I guess the kids interrupting him at 2am would make you think so.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Do we even have any confirmation that Kayla is still around? I guess the kids interrupting him at 2am would make you think so.

Nick buys a temu Bluetooth speaker playing audio of his ex-pug barking and Kayla/his kids saying stuff that he plays in the background to throw off suspicion…

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Oh, this is why I got late rated. Good job. I forgot there are other people living who remember Zappa.

We're probably two of the oldest farts here other than my waifu Safir and the helicopter dude.

Two tankies and a lawyer, what a deep bench for the Farms' future.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick buys a temu Bluetooth speaker playing audio of his ex-pug barking and Kayla/his kids saying stuff that he plays in the background to throw off suspicion…

Considering how much of a struggle it was for Nick to show EXIF data, I believe this sort of setup would be beyond his technical expertise.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Considering how much of a struggle it was for Nick to show EXIF data, I believe this sort of setup would be beyond his technical expertise.

I'm honestly surprised he doesn't use a Mac.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think the most illustrative Boogie Nights scene is this, and it's about being a cuck, and how that ultimately builds up and ends up tragically.

This is what happens if you cuck.

Drex and Nick once referenced this scene and said "don't be William F Macy's character."

Ironic.