Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 305 26.5%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 816 71.0%

  • Total voters
    1,150
That's what happens when you throw a lot of money at a problem but don't have time to be personally involved. Oprah probably went to this school rarely and had very little involvement. She probably hired someone who hired someone who was local to run it, who ended up hiring the rapists. When you're a billionaire running multiple companies and charitable ventures you're not exactly personally vetting every schoolteacher half the globe away. Elon is actually kind of an outlier in that he seems to be very good at and adamant about personally vetting his preferred brand of autists for his companies.
I think in Oprah's case, it's the fault of her opening the school in South Africa, while failing to realize black people in South Africa aren't a monoculture as it is in the US. In South Africa, all the tribes and different divisions of blacks fucking despise each other. A lot of the scandals involved teachers (and even a headmistress!) abusing children from different tribes.
 
China's economy is going to collapse. Their whole economy is built on the idea of producing things there and shipping them back the US
Exports to the US make up 3% of the Chinese economy. Exports to all countries combined only make up 20%. This idea that China is one missed shipment away from falling back into the Warlord Era is ignorant.
 
Exports to the US make up 3% of the Chinese economy. Exports to all countries combined only make up 20%. This idea that China is one missed shipment away from falling back into the Warlord Era is ignorant.
Hey, don't go letting stuff like logic & facts get in the way of us having a modern day War of the Three Kingdoms!

Edit: I meant the fall of the Han dynasty, not the British one.
 
let’s assume for a minute that Elon is telling the truth. If he wasn’t an autistic retard he woulda known that he was going to get used for his money and discarded even if he wasn’t annoying the shit out of everyone in the White House.

More likely, he thought with his money he actually did own the government and is just having a temper tantrum because he didn’t get what he wants. Maybe with this faggot gone there will be less simping for stinky imported Indian labor.
Im sure he knew what he was getting for his money : influence.
No different than the Adelsons, they gave the orange clown 100 million in 2016 because they wanted the US embassy moved to Jerusalem and they wanted the (illegal) Golan Heights settlement legitimatized by the gubmint, and they got what they wanted.
We do live in an oligarchy after all.
Whoever has the money buys the politicians/pays the lobbyists so they get what they want as long as the money keeps flowing.
 
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How does Elon Musk engage in an "affair"? "M'lady, would you like to be artificially inseminated by me?"
Hello, ladies. Would you like to try out my new turkey baster?

turkey baster 2.webp
 
How does Elon Musk engage in an "affair"? "M'lady, would you like to be artificially inseminated by me?"
I don't know the lore to this. Does Elons penis not work? Or does he not have a penis?
I realize he's an enormously weird sperg, but why would you want have kids with turkey baster pregnancies?
You can just have sex with women (which is very enjoyable) and have kids that way.
I have kids, and myself and every other semi normal person i know had kids because people enjoy having sex, not because I was intent on having kids.
 
Exports to the US make up 3% of the Chinese economy. Exports to all countries combined only make up 20%. This idea that China is one missed shipment away from falling back into the Warlord Era is ignorant.
Nice cope Chinaboo.

70% of Chinas economy relies on making things there and exporting them to the US to be sold.
 
I don't know the lore to this. Does Elons penis not work? Or does he not have a penis?
I realize he's an enormously weird sperg, but why would you want have kids with turkey baster pregnancies?
You can just have sex with women (which is very enjoyable) and have kids that way.
I have kids, and myself and every other semi normal person i know had kids because people enjoy having sex, not because I was intent on having kids.
Rapper Azealia Banks claimed (also Snopes archive) Elon has a 'botched penis implant'. The rumor isn't that great evidentially, but it's another way to laugh at the weird, fat fuck.
 
Nice cope Chinaboo.

70% of Chinas economy relies on making things there and exporting them to the US to be sold.
According to Jewgle 14.7% of Chinese exports went to MuttMerica in fiscal year 2024

Rapper Azealia Banks claimed (also Snopes archive) Elon has a 'botched penis implant'. The rumor isn't that great evidentially, but it's another way to laugh at the weird, fat fuck.
It's certainly possible for that weird bastard to have tried to graft a clydesdale cock onto himself i suppose.
If only he had real world common sense he'd have known that all the money in his bank account would attract infinitely more women than a large penis would.
 
Trump threatens Elon Musk with ‘very serious consequences’ if he bankrolls Democrats in future elections
WASHINGTON — President Trump warned Saturday that his former ally Elon Musk will face “very serious consequences” if he starts bankrolling Democratic candidates for office, while adding that it’s “a shame that he’s so depressed and so heartbroken.”

“If he does, he’ll have to pay the consequences for that,” Trump told NBC News’ Kristen Welker in a phone interview Saturday.

“He’ll have to pay very serious consequences if he does that,” the president added, without specifying.

I'm hoping for the apocalypse scenario where Musk starts bankrolling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's presidential run. Only mentally deficient presidents allowed from now on.

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Trump threatens Elon Musk with ‘very serious consequences’ if he bankrolls Democrats in future elections


I'm hoping for the apocalypse scenario where Musk starts bankrolling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's presidential run. Only mentally deficient presidents allowed from now on.

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Elon doesn't care what party he bankrolls He just wants to make more money. When he thought it would promote electric cars to boost Tesla sales, it was Democrats. When he wanted to promote SpaceX and mine data from government agencies via DOGE, it was Republicans.
 
I don't know the lore to this. Does Elons penis not work? Or does he not have a penis?
I realize he's an enormously weird sperg, but why would you want have kids with turkey baster pregnancies?
You can just have sex with women (which is very enjoyable) and have kids that way.
I have kids, and myself and every other semi normal person i know had kids because people enjoy having sex, not because I was intent on having kids.
You're being an autist but now that you mention it I hope the k piss has messed his dick up.
 
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