Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 21.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.7%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.1%
  • Total voters
    293
Null said:
the short version is: this is a constitutional issue with an incredible volume of case law supporting us in common law, minnesota constitutional law, and federal constitutional law, and so some 10-year-old supreme court administrative action not relevant to evidence does not matter at all.
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White and Nick quoting an instance of falsely published evidence to argue that the bodycam footage he himself submitted as evidence for the omnibus hearing should not be public is absolutely hilarious.
 
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Grayback said:
No, stalker child, my voice is not different because of my continued drug use. I merely have an illness (from the filthy conditions that I live in). Enjoy prison (I'll see you there).
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ugh. every lolcow is perpetually sick with benign health issue once a month. special little boy needs to fill up the pity meter. fucking vampire.
 
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Goku 1000000 O said:
So is Kayla going to get a job or not?
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No.

AnOminous said:
Nick is such a limp-dicked faggot that nothing infuriates him more than a woman being stronger and smarter than he is.
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Tbh, that weak skelly fat physique tells me that that would be a slam-dunk. Being smarter is a given.

SaltyFanta said:
Pet theory is it's the cleanest and least cluttered room in the house. If someone's cooking for themself they can't let their kitchen get cluttered in the same way they can other rooms. You can have trash on all the surfaces in your bedroom and still sleep, but if you're going to use your kitchen, you need space to cut things, cook things and prepare things. Sure it can be cluttered but it can't so cluttered that it is incapable of being a kitchen.

This only applies to people that are habitually messy like Nick, people who are genuinely crazy compulsive hoarders often pick the hoard over the kitchen.
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Nick's kitchen is a chaotic and useless disaster. There's no reason for all that shit on the counters jammed against the walls (referring to the state of the room in his own streams from there). And I'm not even getting to the fact of the dirty dishes in the sink he's admitted to or the nasty pots and pans - even in his own proffered photos of his house supposedly on the day of the arrest (lol), there were dirty pots and utensils on the stove. Gross.

Dishwashers have a purpose. And tbh I know people with large families who have two...though those are households where someone actually cooks meals. Given no one does that in the Rekieta household, one run (and unloaded/ reloaded) daily would be perfectly fine. And NORMAL people hand-wash stuff if the dishwasher is not available.

Sloppa said:
Kayla can't work. 41 with five kids to support, unless she wants to rob a bank.
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People do it. And with basically a SAH spouse, she sure could. But she won't. They are both work-shy.

Melty Butter said:
"Divorce rape" is exaggerated in these parts but dammit, Kayla! You have the Internet and the state of MN behind you. Why is this so hard?
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Divorce rape isn't real.
 
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Melty Butter said:
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Oh, gee, Nick, what a scary threat.

Aaron has admitted to doing molly CONSTANTLY when hanging out with Nick and Kayla. No one disputes that it's Nick who procured all the drugs, including Nick. Can someone explain why Nick thinks this is an 'own'?
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So Nick just admitted to Distribution? Please enlighten us more counselor.
 
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Lmfao at a fat faggot trying to ape Rackets with a fake ass ODD diagnosis. What an embarrassing thing to say as a fully grown adult. Unless it means he Overwhelmingly Desires Dick, then I can absolutely believe he shares that trait with Nick.
 
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Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
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mitro said:
Here is a re-upload of the Yellowflash stream:
YF - 20250607 - NFC - Elon Musk Vs Trump! DSP Mario Kart gets WORSE! iDubbbz keeps failing! Nick Rekieta CRASH OUT! (Odysee). I skimmed and timestamped where he appears to start talking about Balldo (1:31:00).
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Nick seems like he is going with the idea that Aaron and April were the first couple that they swung with. In this video, yellowflash sounds really pissed at Nick. I would hope he or Faran or someone would confront Nick about these earlier stories TOLD BY NICK. yellowflash sounds mad enough to do it.

Here is my attempt at transcribing what he said.
Here is the main bit that I am pretty sure I have seen on this thread, but in like a text message form. In this video he says
1:44:46 - Nick told yellowflash a story once. About how, Nick and Kayla were each others firsts. And then at some point they swung with another couple. Nick finished really fast, and then he had to sit around while the dude fucked Kayla for a while..... They have been swinging for a long time. He told FaranBalanced the same thing too, and then crashed out on her. Nick made Faran retract it. Faran was going to come out and talk about it again, then Nick shower called her.


here is the rest:
1:36:30 Yellowflash was ok letting things be. But Nick goes on crying about Yellowflash all the time because he wasn’t believing his bullshit
"your fucking daughter tested positive for cocaine!"x5
Nick loves screaming everyone else’s problems, talking about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, watching everyone elses bodycam, but for him its different. Nick is above that. Can't wait for the bodycam footage to come out, and it will come out. Actual lawyers that can practice law say it is evidence.
Yellowflash shows the video of Nick wishing death on Elissa / Elissa clips, because she held a mirror up to him.
1:39:40 If you upload a video of yellowflash2, the whole video, he will strike it. gets clipped all the time, never strikes the clip channels.
Nick's got a pretty shitty take on someone facing cancer.

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Another woman (K) who watched the bodycam, Nick said she should eat a bullet. Because she watched the bodycam footage? Nick needs to get some fucking help, go to rehab, has a problem, is an addict, 100% believe Nick is huffing nitrous, probably has a can in the corner of the room.
So - because Elissa clips Nick's channel she is an evil bitch? Elissa used to like Nick by the way (like a lot of people). And then there was that point he used to talk about law, and then he flipped to like a sex advice channel. flipped completely. what a terrible person to take relationship advice from.
1:43:42 - He has to take blue chew to keep his dick up, and when it is up he is fucking prostitutes. Yellowflash relays Camelot's quote of $20k per month on "cocaine and hookers". By the way, Nick spent a month making fun of Jack Murphy - Nick should dye his beard like Jack does because in a lot of ways Nick is worse than Jack. Nick went to hedonism twice.
1:44:30 A swingers Jamaican vacation resort. And Nick was 100% swinging.x2

1:44:46 - Nick told yellowflash a story once. About how, Nick and Kayla were each others firsts. And then at some point they swung with another couple. Nick finished really fast, and then he had to sit around while the dude fucked Kayla for a while..... They have been swinging for a long time. He told FaranBalanced the same thing too, and then crashed out on her. Nick made Faran retract it. Faran was going to come out and talk about it again, then Nick shower called her.

yellowflash then talks about EVS flipping on Nick, then walking it back
yellowflash shows clips from xialand - talks about all the people and family reporting on the dirty hungry kids, not the lying pastor. all Nick does is complain about family.
Talks about the video of Nick in church and his leg shaking uncontrollably. Nick is a shitshow, crashing out all the time. Streams about Karen Read but all he does is bitch about uncivil law.
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...lots more angry trash talk... nothing new, but interesting to listen to
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1:59:20 Nick told yellowflash to kill himself for being concerned and for not believing the lies when it comes to Nick's children. That’s why yellowflash is no longer friends with Nick
 
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Melty Butter said:
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Oh, gee, Nick, what a scary threat.

Aaron has admitted to doing molly CONSTANTLY when hanging out with Nick and Kayla. No one disputes that it's Nick who procured all the drugs, including Nick. Can someone explain why Nick thinks this is an 'own'?
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Man, it's almost like you were (and should have been charged for) distributing drugs, dip shit.
 
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A Very Big Fish said:
Between this and the heresy, I can't figure out why the church asked him to stop teaching.
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he acts so fucking bamboozled why the church wouldn't want him to represent them (:really:: i never wanted to represent them man [in whacky cool guy melton skinwalking bravado voice]). like look at your big red nose. you're ugly and disgusting and a sinner.

HE'S UGLY!
HE'S EATS CUM!
HE'S A CUCK!
HE'S A FELON!
HE'S GOING TO HELL!
 
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arc minsk said:
he acts so fucking bamboozled why the church wouldn't want him to represent them (:really:: i never wanted to represent them man [in whacky cool guy melton skinwalking bravado voice]). like look at your big red nose. you're ugly and disgusting and a sinner.

HE'S UGLY!
HE'S EATS CUM!
HE'S A CUCK!
HE'S A FELON!
HE'S GOING TO HELL!
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>be Nick
>be part of religious group famously concerned about the literal meaning of its religious text
>decide you know more than thousands of years of theological development
>reinterpret their sacred text using what you remember from your 1st year creative writing class on post-structuralism
>"deeeuhhhhh Jesus was a sinner and polygamy is epic"
>????
>profit don't profit
>everyone hates you
>you're a dumbass
 
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