KiwiTubers / Lolcow YouTubers / A-Log Channels / Kiwi Slop - When you allow a bunch of morally righteous faggots in Discord servers dictate the ethics of being a fat retard on the Internet

I want to also add this that Bludspeth did a 5 hour long interview with Khord Kitty of all people for the sake of content.

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Not to mention I remember the big break up between Kiwi Farmers and Kiwitapes/SmokeyMCc audiences through discord and shit in 2024. It just seems like all of those people who donated money to does JewTube Channels where either sending porn to each other, cheating on their wife and kids with a Discord Kitten, having people like zippity (a close orbiter/moderator to Smokey and KiwiTapes) send pictures of themselves as a minor in a dress and knew that a co-host purchased loli. And what was worse is that these people were head mods and admins of these communities and where the highest donos during their livestreams. I lurked here enough to say that this kiwi tuber community is just littered with freaks, pedos, and weirdos just as much if not more than the lolcows they cover. It really made following lolcows gay on Youtube and it has gotten gayer.
 
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I want this thread to grow big so that people who read and make videos off of this site are less likely to do so knowing that they appear here..
i doubt it
when they get incentive to make money, people will do anything for it
especially someone who spends everyday smoking weed and playing WW2025 and can make $100.00 on Cyraxx updates
"Oh hey fellas, Cyraxx is pretty fucking wild, I know i said i wont make a video on him anytime soon since i made one on him yesterday. but Alot of updates just dropped and... [insert 20 minute recap of last 3 videos made in last 3 days] so ladies and gentleman, i know what you're all here for.. and i got to say the new Cyraxx update just proves Cyraxx is worse than ever before. He made a video calling out Marty again and here you can see a clip of him sticking his finger up his ass and then sniffing it."

and rinse and repeat.
 
I've been autistically sperging to my friends about this shit I've noticed for about a year now, and you put it into the perfect description. That cognitive dissonance drives me crazy, I've also noticed how that rabid, raging desire for blood instead of milk begins to force its way through the cracks in their mask, some more than others. Like TurkeyTom for example, for every time he has to begrudgingly list something that the lolcow he's covering did that's vaguely positive or beneficial/impressive just for the sake of keeping the story accurate, he almost IMMEDIATELY has to be like "But little did he know things were about to take a turn for the worst..." Or "XYZ thing actually looked/turned out like shit." And so on, its very subtle but once you notice you can't go back. Some of these people's bloodlust is getting harder and harder for them to hide behind their moralfaggotry masks. I just wonder which one of these new wave kiwitubers are going to get fed to the horde of rabid dogs they've been feeding their content first.

Null also made a comment on it in a MATI stream, can't remember which one but he described it well.

"This guy is now a certified BADPERSON™ so now we can fucking break his legs with a sledgehammer"
 
Did this nigger find out about that we’re onto him for touching Nova too much?
I forgot the username, but I was pretty certain he was actively posting in the Nova thread defending himself lol, this would've been around when he first contacted Nova Online's uncle Drew and posted that first interview video.
He called Ash Trevino a pedophile and at the very beginning says the youngest person she dated was 19, an adult.
Ah, yes, the classic need to make every. single. cow. a pedophile, for some unknown reason. And even better, calling a cow a pedophile when they... Haven't at all seemingly interacted with children in a sexual way. Amazing
Not sure how old Ash Trevino is, but I'm assuming it's at least old enough that 19 years old is a "weird" age gap, but like... The nigga is 19. That's not illegal, sure, it can be considered creepy if she's say, in her 30's... But it's not illegal at all, and a 19 year old is developed enough to understand consent and the consequences. Well, if they're not severely retarded I suppose.
 
I forgot the username, but I was pretty certain he was actively posting in the Nova thread defending himself lol, this would've been around when he first contacted Nova Online's uncle Drew and posted that first interview video.

Ah, yes, the classic need to make every. single. cow. a pedophile, for some unknown reason. And even better, calling a cow a pedophile when they... Haven't at all seemingly interacted with children in a sexual way. Amazing
Not sure how old Ash Trevino is, but I'm assuming it's at least old enough that 19 years old is a "weird" age gap, but like... The nigga is 19. That's not illegal, sure, it can be considered creepy if she's say, in her 30's... But it's not illegal at all, and a 19 year old is developed enough to understand consent and the consequences. Well, if they're not severely retarded I suppose.
Really tired of all these nextgen TikTok cows who don’t really have their own unique gimmick or personality. Nova and Jupiter have the excuse of being the first big outside of Joshua Block there’s nothing. It’s like how Horror YouTubers moved from talking about real internet mysteries to obvious Analogue horror ARGs.
 
"This guy is now a certified BADPERSON™ so now we can fucking break his legs with a sledgehammer"
It’s funny when they cannot find a good reason to hate the person for any moral reason so they really have to reach for a cause to hate them without just admitting they are cyber bullies.
The redditors who alog the buffalo grill tranny are good examples.
They cannot be trans phobic or just outright rude to him for being a faggot. They will ban you for misgendering
So their main reason they have to justify their alogging is that he annoys the staff at the places he vlogs at.
That’s all they could really come up with.
 
I will serve as the middle ground to unite both sides:

It used to be funny when people moralfagged about pedos because back then pedos actually had true, God given fear once found out, and the old examples were funny because the people doing it were numerous and charismatic as opposed to the absolute grift it is now.

Money ruined the fun when the people doing it went from being genuinely angry at sicko trolls that made no money from it to genz fags wanting a quick bit of fun.

I tried to be a 'kiwituber' last year. I actually did a pretty good job at it. But it very quickly becomes repetitive and boring to do. Unless you're unemployed or don't have a career/family, it's difficult unless you genuinely have an end goal for the reason to stream. It's also over saturated and even though farmers are ground 0 for cows, having to keep up with all the tik tok fags is near impossible.


@Osama Bin Laden

What's the gate for who you include? I think cow wrangler and her circle of freaks deserve a little mention.

There's also Buffthewearwolf who doesn't seem to bad but definitely eh at times.
 
I tried to be a 'kiwituber' last year. I actually did a pretty good job at it. But it very quickly becomes repetitive and boring to do. Unless you're unemployed or don't have a career/family, it's difficult unless you genuinely have an end goal for the reason to stream. It's also over saturated and even though farmers are ground 0 for cows, having to keep up with all the tik tok fags is near impossible.
hence why a lot of the people who did this shit are children with nothing better else to do

What's the gate for who you include? I think cow wrangler and her circle of freaks deserve a little mention.
  • must be someone who covers lolcows
  • must be someone who uses kiwifarms as a source/stealing
  • must be someone who has either done gayops themselves or did nothing to disavow their fans to do it
i don’t give a fuck about that one youtuber from forever ago that i didn’t include. the entire point is to detail people covering lolcows in the early days and how it’s turned into a shitflinging popularity contest with morality sprinkled into it

good examples are major chilla, leaping lemur, and bludspeth. if anyone can suggest people like that, i’ll include it. i don’t care about cecil mcfly or toastify. ill give them a nice ass pat but they aren’t the focus of the thread
 
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