Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[One_True_Yuri]

The more he drinks himself into this endless stupor the more KingCobraJFS reminds me of my late father
I really hope he can snap out of this and somehow work to making a healthy and happy life for himself and not just continue circling this drain until he dies in his sleep

 

[IsaacShraeder]

It may be morbid but I think it's time to start a How Much Longer Does Cobes Have Left poll.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I really hope he can snap out of this and somehow

Unless medical science advances to the point of brain transplants or at the very least being able to regrow all of the braincells he has murdered sniffing cologne and huffing duster, it is impossible. Pick 4 videos that are all 2 years apart and listen to the decline in his speech. There is no fixing that.

 

[Muze]

Drink Review ...

... TWU

 

[BallBuster II]

Drink Review ...

... TWU

That new bottle of Vodka is 2/3 gone already. That's just crazy. I also love how he went to make a new drink combo, forgot he had still had shit in his cup, and felt obligated to finish it. Also we get the good ole' "splash of vodka" which is equal to about 8 ozs. or more.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

The reason hes able to drink soo much now is due to renal damage and his renal system shutting down. His liver and kidneys are overloaded and they just arent processing the booze at the same rate anymore.

As someone mentioned prior he really is edging towards immediate accidental death or at the very least full renal failure. Hes not likely to make it to see Korsakoff Syndrome, or live long enough to erode his esophagus, but accidental CNS depression and a closed airway from that the position that horrid dead dog chair lets him sleep is a possibility. If he does start to experience kidney and liver failure (hes already slightly jaundiced) I doubt that will stop him from drinking.

The sad fact is that the alcoholism long term is a much worse problem that hes only going to see manifest when its too late or we see him just die. The fact that he drinks sugary shit (vodka itself has a ton of sugar innit) is going to accelerate the damage hes doing as alcohol and sugar are basically processed the same way by the body. its all going through the same filter hes clogging.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Cobra had two instances this stream where his brain short-circuited and I was worried that he had died.

You better stop that epilepsy boy !

Spoiler: ChatGPT can be a trole

Summary​

• Chronic alcoholism is a risk factor for developing epilepsy.
• Alcohol withdrawal is a major trigger for seizures.
• Brain and liver damage from alcoholism increase vulnerability to epileptic activity.
• Even in non-epileptics, heavy drinking or withdrawal can provoke seizures.

If you're asking out of concern for yourself or someone else, feel free to give context—support and treatment approaches vary depending on where someone is in the cycle (active use, withdrawal, recovery, etc.).

Spoiler: Possible even reditor that GPT

Possible Explanations​

1.​

• In adults, what looks like an "absence seizure" is more often this type.
• Originates in one part of the brain (commonly the temporal lobe).
• May appear as:
  • Blank staring
  • Minor automatic behaviors (lip smacking, fiddling with clothing)
  • Unresponsiveness for 30–90 seconds
  • Confusion or fatigue afterward

This would be a form of epilepsy, and it can develop later in life—especially in the context of alcohol-induced brain changes or withdrawal.

2.​

• If he’s still drinking heavily, or if he's in a cycle of binging and withdrawal, these “vanish” moments could be:
  • Subclinical seizures (small seizures without convulsions)
  • Alcohol-related cognitive lapses
  • Early signs of alcohol-related brain injury (like Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome)

3.​

• Could also be mini blackouts, transient ischemic attacks (TIAs), or hepatic encephalopathy from liver damage.
• All of these are dangerous and need a medical look ASAP.

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Why This Is Urgent​

• Adults do not typically develop "absence-type" events unless there is a neurological insult, brain damage, or epileptic disorder.
• Chronic alcohol use can cause or unmask epilepsy, injure the brain, or increase stroke risk.
• These episodes might be warning signs of larger seizures coming, or even brain damage already in progress.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

The more he drinks himself into this endless stupor the more KingCobraJFS reminds me of my late father
I really hope he can snap out of this and somehow work to making a healthy and happy life for himself and not just continue circling this drain until he dies in his sleep

Think of all the future kiwi farmers Josh has dumped into his carpet.

 

[One_True_Yuri]

Think of all the future kiwi farmers Josh has dumped into his carpet.

A kiwi genocide has happened and yet we are powerless to stop it

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I don't think he has renal failure or any other armchair doctor diagnosis beyond retardation and a fucked up maw. Drunks can down a bottle of hard stuff everyday for decades and not kick the bucket. Cobes doesn't take care of himself, does retarded things, and is generally in the genetic sewer -- among other reasons he isn't long for this world.

I do think a very interesting project would be to clip some of his speech from over the years to show how fucked he's made himself. Kinda like a PSA on why you don't huff duster, spice, and drink yourself into a stupor everyday

 

[barrow greeter]

Unless medical science advances to the point of brain transplants or at the very least being able to regrow all of the braincells he has murdered sniffing cologne and huffing duster, it is impossible. Pick 4 videos that are all 2 years apart and listen to the decline in his speech. There is no fixing that.

You go back to his old videos like 2014 and earlier and notice how much quicker he used to talk, just being able to string together the bog stream of consciousness without breaks.

 

[Potion_Time]

I do think a very interesting project would be to clip some of his speech from over the years to show how fucked he's made himself.

The question is whether that's due to his entire body shutting down or his mouth becoming a portal to Nurgles realm will still be a matter of contention though.

His mouth is such a disaster zone that I think it's impossible to know whether he dusted his brain or just can't can't talk with a mouth full of rotten and infected teeth.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

All those years and that thumbnail is still on the video.

He contracted agent orange in that war dammit

The more he drinks himself into this endless stupor the more KingCobraJFS reminds me of my late father
I really hope he can snap out of this and somehow work to making a healthy and happy life for himself and not just continue circling this drain until he dies in his sleep

The dream:

 

[barrow greeter]

His mouth is such a disaster zone that I think it's impossible to know whether he dusted his brain or just can't can't talk with a mouth full of rotten and infected teeth.

I've definitely noticed a developing speech impediment ever since the front upper teeth gave up. In their absence the shape and size of the carp lips are having a bigger influence on how he forms certain sounds.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

I do think a very interesting project would be to clip some of his speech from over the years to show how fucked he's made himself. Kinda like a PSA on why you don't huff duster, spice, and drink yourself into a stupor everyday

I hate doubleposting but people really underestimate how badly spice fucked him up. Even in the first apartment there was an obvious decline in his cognition and speaking ability. Just in the last few years there. On top of him refusing to keep taking his ADHD meds.

 

[milkmangaming]

He contracted agent orange in that war dammit

The dream:

Cobes is many things a gothic cowboy from hell and the Angry Video Game Nerd.

 

[somevan712]

Fingures crossed he'll go back to crafting wands for booze money, that would be kino as fuck to watch.

Cobra crafting wands while drunk on a livestream would be fantastic. It's too advanced for Cobra, but he could have a DSP style handout donation tip goal for the stream where the top paypig or direct buyer receives the wand. Double dip on khantent and earn that booze money, BOY.
but a boglim-respecter can dream.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He emptied that entire handle of Nikolai's in less than 2 days.

 

[barrow greeter]

He emptied that entire handle of Nikolai's in less than 2 days.

"I like Nikolai because it has a black cap and that's goth" - not because it's the cheapest rotgut brand available at most places.

 

[ASeabear8952]

The dead dog chair might become the dead bog chair toobs…