“Hot” celebs who are not that attractive

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This phenomena is nothing new in Hollywood. Jean Harlow was the Marilyn Monroe of the 1930s and looked like this in her movies and professional photos.

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In reality she looked like this. She was in her 20s in all these photos as she died at 26.

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In that case, I beg to differ. Jean Harlow was always beautiful; her imperfections, although related to health issues, enforced her natural beauty. I love candids of actresses from that era.
This might be an unusual one, but Marilyn Monroe. She was very pretty as a young woman and she's far from ugly (she's certainly more naturally attractive than any Gen Z actress),
Disagree again, for the above reason.

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Yeah, I don't see it. Then again, you could say that for any modern actress out now.
 
He said she looked like a blood-spattered angel because she was in a white wedding gown, not because he was commenting on her beauty.

No, he was commenting on her beauty.

The scene goes as follows (watch here):

Earl: “Man had to be a mad dog to shoot a God-damned good-looking gal like that in the head. Look at her. Hay colored hair. Big Eyes. She was a blood-spattered angel.”
*The Bride spits blood in his face*
Earl: “Son number one?”
Son #1: “Yeah?”
Earl: “This tall drink of cocksucker ain’t dead.”

Furthermore, because I will sperg about Kill Bill any time, any place, as she’s laying there, she’s barefoot. Quentin Tarantino is a foot fetishist and he was obsessed with Uma Thurman for many years. He would take any opportunity he could to show off her beauty, and he takes every opportunity he can to show a woman’s feet in his films. Once you know about the foot fetish, it just takes over every Tarantino movie you ever see. Taken as a whole, I think the scene with her laying there nearly dead is more to stroke QT’s ego than Uma’s. She seems like a nice enough gal in her real life (she’s never been the type for drama, afaik), and I think that scene was more about QT wanting to convince the viewer that his tastes are normal.

I have a thing for films about women who go out looking for revenge, and if you do, too, I might also suggest you watch Freeway (starring Reese Witherspoon), She-Devil with Roseanne Barr, and probably a healthier form of revenge you might find in Muriel’s Wedding. I do have a special place in my heart for I Spit On Your Grave, but you have to really be ready and willing to watch the traumatic parts.

That said, I don’t think she’s all that pretty, either, but she got famous because Tarantino loved her and tbh a man who likes feet may not have a great sense for what looks good on a face. That was all QT’s doing, imo.
 
I think she is always styled in a way that ages her a lot as well, I haven't seen a single photoshoot or red carpet where she'd actually have good & age appropriate style. Maybe she has the same stylist as Millie Bobby Brown who is more often than not styled like she's a 45-year-old twice divorced real estate agent.
I hear what you're saying but even then, what do they have to work with?

I saw a clip of her in Don't Worry Darling where she is supposed to be all glammed up, Stepford Housewife with great hair, makeup, and outfits and all of that still did nothing for her. I don't even know how that's possible.
 
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I hear what you're saying but even then, what do they have to work with?

I saw a clip of her in Don't Worry Darling where she is supposed to be all glammed up, Stepford Housewife with great hair, makeup, and outfits and all of that still did nothing for her. I don't even know how that's possible.
Oh I do agree with you. She is pretty average looking (and also looks a bit like someone who bullied me at school so maybe that's why I'm also not a fan) Only seen her in one or two movies though and I haven't seen Don't Worry Darling yet.
Feels like she's the next Jennifer Lawrence in that sense where everyone is supposed to think she is hot (and she's in everything and in your face all the time) but in reality she looks like the actual girl next door.
 
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Speaking of guy-hot/male gaze: Sydney Sweeney. Why does she have such a stranglehold on men at the moment? To me, she doesn't look that interesting compared to all the other "sexy" actresses out there, and she's not a great beauty in an aesthetic sense.
I knew of Sydney Sweeney, I just didn't know how many guys had a thing for her until recently. Maybe because she's the only relatively attractive girl with a rack in the mainstream since Christina Hendricks. After seeing her dropping the spray tan and makeup for a role as a boxer, you get an idea of what she might actually look like the next morning
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I feel like Selena Gomez’s facial features look like someone squashed her face with their thumb. Her face and face parts keep widening and it weirds me out.
Selena has probably the weirdest facial change for a celebrity of her era.
Who would have thought this
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Would end up looking like this by 30
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Don't abuse drugs until your kidneys fail. And don't try to make up for it with shitty fillers and plastic surgery.
 
Jean Harlow was always beautiful
Mamie Van Doren was ‘interesting’ too, she was quite mannish about the face with her big chin and jaw but had the cheekbones to get away with it and OH MY GOD I AM TURNING INTO YOU NOOOO

Florence Pugh has a bizarre shape. Her neck is really short like an old woman’s.
Pugh clearly has polycystic ovarian syndrome, which often manifests with unusual hair growth, fridge body with underdeveloped breasts, unfortunate posture problems and a host of other hormonally-inspired physical weirdness. One other symptom can be a rapacious sexual appetite which might explain how she managed to get major movie roles despite looking like a half-set pannacotta.

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Pedro Pascal and Jeremy Renner are both esthetic mediocrities and anyone attracted to either has low standards and no self respect.
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Mamie Van Doren was interesting, she was quite mannish about the face with her big chin and jaw but had the cheekbones to get away with it and OH MY GOD I AM TURNING INTO YOU
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Yeah, I can see that. She has not aged well. Also, her social media activity has TDS so that's a slight turnoff.
 
She has not aged well
To be fair she’s 76 years old in that 2007 photo on the left, and I was surprised to find out she’s alive today at 94. She maybe hasn’t sold her soul to Satan but she’s certainly leased it out.

Madonna is a much better example of the eldritch horror one can become in the endless and futile pursuit of the illusion of youth.
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I have never been more nauseated by an earlobe in my life, let alone the rest of this abomination.
 
To be fair she’s 76 years old in that 2007 photo on the left, and I was surprised to find out she’s alive today at 94. She maybe hasn’t sold her soul to Satan but she’s certainly leased it out.

Madonna is a much better example of the eldritch horror one can become in the endless and futile pursuit of the illusion of youth.
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I have never been more nauseated by an earlobe in my life, let alone the rest of this abomination.
Prophetic.

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Scene from Brazil released in ‘85.
 
Pedro Pascal and his brother are gay, the brother is also an actor and trooned out after Pedro started getting famous before he did. Their dad was very abusive and homophobic. Pedro being gay is an open secret and he keeps getting caught talking in his regular gayer voice talking like a queen.


A lot of the male actors are going to be what's attractive to the male execs, not to women.
 
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