Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TertiaryObjective]

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I know Zyklon Ben has his own thread here, but some of his cartoons go pretty hard for normie shit.

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

The format was horrible and the host even

Can't believe she's blaming *Gabe* for it being a "boring" "4 hours of my life I won't get back."

Lord, she *is* dumb.

https://youtu.be/z-XYowEU638?si=LdsAYpnHAYcXqicv

 

[Sneed Force One]

Has Nick hinted at the next PO-mandated grift now Karen Read is almost wrapped up?

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

Hardin v. Kandiyohi

Thank You Null for caring about us enough to release this when we are suffering a disappointment from high expectations & reminding us to keep our eyes on the prize.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here, on page 3551.

The highlight of the stream was something nobody has mentioned yet, which was Rekieta's HILARIOUS and FUNNY and NOT WEIRD AT ALL bit of relaying the below news article from close to him in Willmar and presenting it as "the funniest fucking story", while insisting "I've never been to this Asian massage parlor, I SWEAR! I didn't even know it was there!"

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Nick's take on the above story:

"it's the funniest fucking story, and it was true, and I was like God, I wish - I - I wish I had known this place existed so I could have not gone there intentionally rather than just incidentally."

Of course, that is a punchline that makes no sense unless you assume Rekieta would go to such a place.

Kurt is horrified and points out that if he knew about it, he could have reported it, which Rekieta disagrees with.

The bit ends when Kurt stops responding and does not say anything until Rekieta moves on.

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- Local massage parlour guilty of trafficking vulnerable women from Asia gets shut down
- Skeleton freak pontificates about vising it for "a good ending" which I assume means he gives the poor captive victim the raw Minnesota Minute
- Obviously he didn't go to this exact message parlour. Trust me! I didn't go to this one.
- but IF I KNEW it existed I totally would have visited!
- Kurt: they're trafficked and if I knew I would report it!
- nooooo incel prude snitch
Truly sickening given the recent Pedo of Healer revelations.

He is telling the human traffiking story (or joke idk?) about the Willmar massage parlor again. Pretend laughing too. Learning well from the AckMaster I see

And he retells this story multiple fucking times.
We can have an entire thread about when he acted like a creep, implicitly endorsed the exploitation of young adults and children, and his never-ending moid lust for skeletor porn whores and dubiously aged rape films.

Did I forget something?
Oh yeah.
He joked about an 8 or 9-year-old girl who cannot control her bowels due to traumatic abuse. Something something "diaper fetishist", something no sane person would have ever thought about when being told a tale about victims of child abuse.

Can't believe she's blaming *Gabe* for it being a "boring" "4 hours of my life I won't get back."

Lord, she *is* dumb.

https://youtu.be/z-XYowEU638?si=LdsAYpnHAYcXqicv

I made $1000 in 5 hours, more than I will ever make ever and way more when I was an OnlyFans whore.
JEWS to blame.
Dumb trollop.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Has Nick hinted at the next PO-mandated grift now Karen Read is almost wrapped up?

Don't think so. He will probably say he is so burnt out from the trial (and having to get up before sunset every day) that he has to take a break from streaming.

 

[demicolon]

>enters a cuck's house
>rapes him
>smashes his wife's body to pieces
>snorts all his molly and cocaine
>says "nothing ever happens"
>leaves

 

[Melty Butter]

Has Nick hinted at the next PO-mandated grift now Karen Read is almost wrapped up?

Nope, not immediately. He's talking about Clenny (no date scheduled to start) and Kohberger (August 11 start date). He told Branca he'd like to cover some easy, short self-defense trials with him.

Regardless, he has 80 hours of community service to complete, not to mention his CLEs. I'm sure the PO would accept that in lieu of streaming. I do think he needs to stream, however. He is making some money and there are reasons to believe that Bob & Celeste have him on a short financial leash.

I wouldn't be surprised if it were an amount large enough to be immediately obvious from the footage, like 25-50%.

Maybe....? It seems like Nick would have blurted it out, if true. He hates the cops that much and he's reckless with what he says. The most he's said is that the coke from one bullet went missing. That's 2 grams.

I think your other assumption is stronger: the bodycam might get the local community outraged that the plea deal was fairly sweet considering the state of the home, kids, and women.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Is it wrong if I want Karen Read to be found guilty, just so Nick will give a completely fake outrage video as if he was paying any attention to this case.

 

[Vibralldo]

From yesterday's stream.
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Nick talks about the secrets of Youtube success (it's the wine moms).

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Nick sounds high as shit

Nick says his numbers are down because he stopped "putting in the work" and yet now he still shows up hours late, high off addies and Galaxy gas, barely adds any info to the trial streams, and has basically turned his show into an anti kurt bully stream featuring the karen trial

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

While it's posted above, it wasn't previewed. Here's Keanu's reaction to the Gabe Hoffman interview on Kevin Brennan's MLC Podcast this week:

Compare it to her appearance on MLC after being shouted at by Nick Rekieta on the (alleged) pedophile's show:

(thanks Stallyn19 for both clips)
I think the late great Douglas Adams coined it best, "Full of hidden shallows." Save yourself the time and effort in watching the above, and just know that Keanu's dull blade of intelligence cuts both ways, and call it a day. Or if you really want to go through it again, Meme's got you covered:

PPP is probably correct. He mentioned tonight that Gabe was trying to present a case to get funding for a documentary

I'll disagree on this. I mean, maybe Gabe is that dumb, I won't fully rule it out. However, a short video would be significantly better to get a project like this off the ground. Hell, just use the Turkey Tom vid from last year, and then a second one with a fast 5 minute lore dump of stuff since then. Ideally under 10 minutes "highlight, best of" is how you do a pitch video. A 5 hour struggle session with Kanoo isn't going to sell anything. Just from the clip lengths, this was going to be a slog Gabe had planned.

Also, Gabe's a money guy. Why would he need more money (for this project)? This hypothetical project isn't going to be another Blackfish, make it for six figures and call it a day.

 

[Vibralldo]

I just think there's some people that really want to believe that Gabe would have destroyed Rekieta, if not for Kiki.

I don't see it. I just don't. The man simply doesn't have the ordnance. He's got nothing. Where is the content? There was a new story concerning Kayla in the shower at the end, and that's about it. If you look at Elb's channel, there is a grand total of 20 minutes of clippable content, from a five hour show.

If he went on "show x" this still would have been a bust. At best, it would have just been less annoying, and over quicker.

Which is not necessarily to defend Kiki. Her now palling around with the two Ethans and Mersh is gross, but that's a different issue.

I despise Rekieta, but Gabe ain't gonna be the one to slay this dragon. He's not the messiah. Sorry guys.

I'm more saying that Kiki is responding to the failure of the nothing burger by TRYING TO REBUILD BRIDGES WITH RALPH, A MAN THAT SHE JUST WAS SHOWN AUDIO OF WHERE HE THREATENED TO KILL HIS WIFE because she thinks that'll save her reputation and further throw Gabe under the bus

Gabe's 50/50 to blame for the shitty stream, but Kiki is either evil or retarded or both

 

[Fapcop]

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"When I was using."

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"This is fine."

“Guys, no my hair isn’t thinning or greasy! I just have a product in it that makes it look that way!”

What product is that? Bacon grease?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Gabe's 50/50 to blame for the shitty stream, but Kiki is either evil or retarded or both

She's retarded.

 

[Vibralldo]

- Local massage parlour guilty of trafficking vulnerable women from Asia gets shut down
- Skeleton freak pontificates about vising it for "a good ending" which I assume means he gives the poor captive victim the raw Minnesota Minute
- Obviously he didn't go to this exact message parlour. Trust me! I didn't go to this one.
- but IF I KNEW it existed I totally would have visited!
- Kurt: they're trafficked and if I knew I would report it!
- nooooo incel prude snitch
Truly sickening given the recent Pedo of Healer revelations.

Genuinely evil, subhuman behavior.

"Damn, it sucks that illegal sex trafficking hub that very possibly had underage slaves was shut down by the cops so I couldn't have paid to rape its victims!"

Combined with how he says Redo of Healer is "what every man's fantasy is" (using magic powers to rape) women should stay away for Nick.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

“Guys, no my hair isn’t thinning or greasy! I just have a product in it that makes it look that way!”

What product is that? Bacon grease?

Mangoo.

 

[Strix454]

One thing that I appreciate that Gabe emphasized (that many still don’t get) is that Rekieta was never an experienced attorney, and he had no business giving out legal advice or legal opinions (either back during the genesis of Lawtube or during his trial streams now).

He was able to get away with it in the early days of streaming by focusing alot of the time on things where experience didn't matter as much. He had almost no experience, but he did know the things he had been taught in school. He could competently do basic analysis of the paperwork in most cases. He also had confidence and could carry himself well in presenting himself as experienced.

The other thing that helped him was that YT legal analysis was new and the standards were rather low. He could also be entertaining about these things with the audience he had without having tremendous legal knowledge.

I personally was able to see through his act at moments where he made basic mistakes that an experienced attorney wouldn't make. He talked about "pro hac vice" once and got just about everything with regard to admitting attorneys into a different jurisdiction wrong. Then it became a pattern that made it clear that whatever Nick had done, he had rarely if ever been in a courtroom.

If he had stayed careful about remaining inside his wheelhouse of knowledge and avoided offering opinions that were in areas beyond his knowledge or experience, he could kind of get away with it. Especially when he started covering things with a whole bunch of different people who had more experience than he did and could fill in his gaps. Because honestly Nick going through the written material even with his level of experience and explaining things to a non-legal audience was actually not all that bad a thing. And combing that with entertainment and political commentary isn't a bad format for a show as long as Nick was honest about the limits of his experience (of course he wasn't).

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick talks about the secrets of Youtube success (it's the wine moms).

Rekieta is so convinced that he understands how to succeed on YouTube that he believes he knows precisely why his views have declined. He’s equally confident that he fully understands both the reasons behind his current poor performance and the success of others. In his view, others are thriving because they cater to monetizable trends, while he, by choice, produces content more aligned with his personal interests.

LOL. He seems firmly planted in Copiumville — how long can he keep ignoring reality? His arrogance, in my opinion, is one of the funniest aspects of his status as a lolcow.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

I hope to never see Gabe's face again, but I do appreciate his stream achieving two great things: making Nick seethe, panic and spiral for over a week, not to mention tell on himself AND ending Keanu's redemption arc. She belongs with Ethan Ralph and Mersh, at least for those five minutes until they turn on her.

 

[Strix454]

I saw this KC clip. Was camelot joking in the cilp or is he really admitting to being into troons. Nick's buddy Drexel talked like this in the past too.