That sucks, might I recommend a noose?
Most you'll get is a fan game for the Wii (iirc) that was DMCA'd because the retard put a "totally not Blue Falcon" and then I think just quit anyway, and shit like 99. And various rom hacks of course. I remember someone made a fan game that didn't even involve racing, just a pixel shit narrtive "muh GBC retro nostalgia" game.I just want a new f zero
It's fake, 4chan /v/ found the guy on Reddit who is a third-worlder who didn't even own a Switch 2. The user also deleted his posts once called out. For some reason, the gaming news sites picked this story up and once one said it, the rest followed as got to keep up that content mill.
I don't know if a person that has it happen to him would even write it considering how any negative Switch 2 information is frowned upon by the fanboys.
George Floyd.
No it wasn't. It was to make manufacturing games cheaper. Shit would have cost even more without it in all likelihood. Just don't buy it, you're paying 50 dollars for a 10 dollars worth of diarama (with cut out figures) and a 3 dollar pamphlet. You don't even get a statue...The gamekey card excuse was to make games cheaper, and here we go charging $10 more for a gamekey card
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Still not a big fan of the overall look and designs. I am sure it will be a decent Odyssey-like, but it feels off for a DK game. It needs more of a masculine appeal, I guess? The coloring is way too bright and I hate the new "modern coloring" style which is all purple and pink lighting. Wish the game had those darker jungles and factories of old DK. Not entirely sure I like DK's characterization either, he has always been a little silly, but this feels like it is trying to hard.
Shit like this makes me glad that I never took that series as seriously as most other people do.
Probably too much work to hide her and show off all the mechanics. They already had to use an obviously early build for the Treehouse demos.
Nintendo of Korea fucked up and leaked it the week the game was revealed so everyone but you was already spoiled anyway.
There's also Fast RMX on the switch 1, which saddly never got ported anywhere else, and apparently just got a sequel for the Switch 2 called Fast Fusion? A Third Party Dev is going out of their way to give Nintendo exclusives and they don't even bother to advertise them.Most you'll get is a fan game for the Wii (iirc) that was DMCA'd because the retard put a "totally not Blue Falcon" and then I think just quit anyway, and shit like 99. And various rom hacks of course. I remember someone made a fan game that didn't even involve racing, just a pixel shit narrtive "muh GBC retro nostalgia" game.
There was someone making a promising F-Zero style game but he abandoned it for pixel shit game that been in beta since 2020. And even then he only even talked about his old F-Zero fan game because of F-Zero 99. I think XF Extreme Formula is still being worked on, made by the same guy who made Spark the Electric Jester (2 is not on there for some reason but it is on Steam). Man beat Sega at their own game and now he wants to beat Nintendo. Anyway, 21-22 years since the last real, mainline F-Zero game. Painful.
You don't hate them enough. Incidentally this is how bullshit worms its way into Wikipedia -- all someone has to do now is write an article (or add to an existing one) mentioning this, cite a few of these shitbag content mills, and it becomes "truth" there. Fucking ridiculous.
I love everything about Bananza except the Pauline shit, which I dislike everything about. The voice acting, the focus on singing and vocal songs even in gameplay mechanics, her dialogue constantly interrupting gameplay, the fact that she’s a little girl with a focus on dressing her in different outfits (I checked the /vg/ thread and everyone’s just talking about “loli Pauline”
). Being able to set the voices to Japanese will make or break my enjoyment.
Meh. That's just standard-procedure /v/ and /vg/ shitposting. Half of those retards are posting as a joke or to derail threads, or to troll the earnest half that's too autistic to realize the bad optics.I checked the /vg/ thread and everyone’s just talking about “loli Pauline”
