Video Game Wives - Lusting after pixelated women

Metallic Blood said:
I don't tend to thirst over fictional women

...but my first ever childhood crush, which I kinda find embarassing nowadays lol:


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Still, I shall never forgive Nintendo for not making a cutscene where Princess Ruto kisses Link's face SM64 style :mad:
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Don't worry dude, it is within a man's DNA to want to fuck a mermaid.

As for my pick?
A bit mainstream, but man, do i adore her design, voice, and personality in most of the games and shows she's in. Would marry/10
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Tired of all these good graphics, pixely & jaggy waifu supremacy. Casi from Ape Escape will embrace you with her cold, robotic flipper hands.

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AndSothisIsChristmas said:
Too esoteric for a new player, he’s never gonna figure out biorhythm. Even I don’t understand biorhythm. Plus it’s a bitch to find legally unless he has a Switch 2 and the NSO expansion, and it sort of obligates you to play Radiant Dawn afterwards, which sucks.
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I don't even remember biorythm, it's probably a mechanic like Final Fantasy Tactics' horoscope stuff, completely unnecessary to understand (as long as you play on Normal, at least).

Honestly the story wraps up on its own pretty satisfyingly, as I recall, so Radiant Dawn is just more of a good thing if you liked it. I think it was also a good game, though I admittedly didn't finish it (not because it's bad, forgot why. Maybe difficulty or got distracted).
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
I don't even remember biorythm, it's probably a mechanic like Final Fantasy Tactics' horoscope stuff, completely unnecessary to understand (as long as you play on Normal, at least).
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Final Fantasy Tactics has a lot of these useless mechanics that can be ignored like Bows gaining extra range on higher ground or timing your revives so you can use your fallen character instantly, this also applies to zodiac signs, but they're a bit more impactful than biorhythm, as you can deal up to 50% more or less damage depending on compatibility issues. It's completely ignorable vanilla game, but very necessary if you're an omega autist and play rebalance patches like me lol (especially FFT 1.3).

Thread Tax: Since I'm speaking of Tactics, I always found Agrias
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to be one of the coolest gaming characters of all time. Not wife material (except for my boy Mustadio), but she's definitely one of my favorites.

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Ciel was lit man.

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A God fearing immortal wielding the power of Christ against vampires after a horrific possession. She deserved more popularity.
The whole idea of shiki joining the church and becoming their weapon out of love for her was an incredible missed opportunity for a sequel.
The manga depiction was absolute peak and the zenith of her abilities.
 
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Tirsiak aka Unknown Specimen 4 from Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion
>is a randomly spawning enemy without plot significance that only appears in a side mode
>the only reason she looks the way she does is because the game's creator just got tired of making scary things
>her kill screen is literally just her sending you to Canada (well it's just a snowy forest but still) to get ripped apart by a pack of wolves
My nature spirit of the "heya-hoya" tribe wife

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Metallic Blood said:
Final Fantasy Tactics has a lot of these useless mechanics that can be ignored like Bows gaining extra range on higher ground or timing your revives so you can use your fallen character instantly, this also applies to zodiac signs, but they're a bit more impactful than biorhythm, as you can deal up to 50% more or less damage depending on compatibility issues. It's completely ignorable vanilla game, but very necessary if you're an omega autist and play rebalance patches like me lol (especially FFT 1.3).

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Huh, never heard of the timed revives thing, interesting.

Girl Named Sandoz said:
the mayor of pokte village from mega man legends 2
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Mega Man Legends has peak PS1 waifus thanks to its celshading-esque art style.

herefortheactualthreads said:
since we had Midna, i decided to give some love for the funsized shortstacks as well.

Rouge the Bat & Blaze the Cat

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The furry floodgates have been unleashed :stress:
 
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