Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Blue Gunty]

I think the lesson here is, that if you have a nude you just have to show the world, don’t send it to some halfwit boomer streamer.

Send it to ol’ Fapcop!

I may or may not use it for personal amusement, but one thing I will not do, is to rat you out.

How can we trust there will not be a data breach now that you've made yourself a lightning rod for the nudes of the wives of ecelebs?

 

[Angry Shoes]

I'm surprised the Clyde Cash wannabe's of Tiktok and Reddit, and the SmokeyMCC/Kiwitapes crowd, don't a-log Nick. He seems to have the big 3 traits that they seem to latch onto...

• He reacts compulsively, and emotionally takes it to heart.
• He could semi-reasonably be called a pedophile. They use pedo accusations to justify their behavior, even if they are tenuous.
• He's an alcoholic/druggie, they seem to enjoy that, just look at World of Tshirts.

Smokey/Kiwi seem to completely avoid the sektur and honestly I can't blame them, even tangental characters who get involved usually come out worse than they started.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

If Nick hadn’t rose to fame as a trad dad who is head of his household, it’d be easier to see him as 50% of the problem. Everyone wants to be the captain when the ocean is calm I guess!

He started doing the Lolbertarian larp, and in doing so became a living cautionary tale against it. I say "Lolbertarian" and not Libertarian because there isn't a coherent ideology behind his actions, only excuses to justify it in his mind.

 

[AltisticRight]

This shit again.

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An unlimited subscription to LawLine costs $299 for a year. If he wanted to spend the time, he could catch up all his past CLEs AND do all his future ones for three hundred bucks. He wouldn't have to go anywhere; just play them on his phone while vaccuuming the house huffing nitrous.

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He's just a lazy fuck.

Reminder that he has a VIP for that Vegas lovecloud thing which is like $900 a year or something.
Yet he can't afford to get his practice back.
His priorities are as straight as a homosexual gangbang between him and 10 clones of Aaron Imholte.

He wanted to fist someone on that "Love Cloud jet". He has a loyalty card.

Fisting someone on a private flight over Vegas for like $900 is fine but $300 to get his practice back was too much for the millionaire skelly.

 

[Vibralldo]

He started doing the Lolbertarian larp, and in doing so became a living cautionary tale against it. I say "Lolbertarian" and not Libertarian because there isn't a coherent ideology behind his actions, only excuses to justify it in his mind.

Nick's ideology is "dopamine now! Immediate gratification!" and lolbertarianism is the closest because it's basically Nick's argument of "what do you care? Stop bothering me and let me do drugs and chokeslam my kids!"

 

[LemonParty]

Bottom line being, Rekieta is restricted to only small canisters, considering any food or medicine canisters of nitrous oxide are incredibly difficult to get your hands on

Why is it even still being discussed whether Cuckieta is getting industrial amounts of nitrous from welding/racing supply stores?

You can get 3.3 liters of NOS off Amazon



Here's what 3 liters of soda look like.



These fuckers are larger enough to come with handles.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Reminder that he has a VIP for that Vegas lovecloud thing which is like $900 a year or something.
Yet he can't afford to get his practice back.
His priorities are as straight as a homosexual gangbang between him and 10 clones of Aaron Imholte.

He leads with the real reason [its a serious enough ethics complaint he genuinely might get suspended anyways] and ends with cope/lies [I don't want to/can't spend $2,000] which both inflates the actual cost and gives him further justication.

The fact he's admitting the ethics complaint could suspend him means that it must be decently serious.

My question is, would they still suspend him if he's non-practicing? Could it be an understanding between him and the BAR that as long as he doesnt try to get re-authorized they wont embarass him with a suspension?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

One of them is for falsely representing himself as being a lawyer, offering legal advice when suspended, falsely advertising a defunct law firm, etc. Another, earlier ethics complaint for a different ethical violation is also ongoing.

How do you know that?

 

[Pentamidine]

If I'm Imholte's lawyer I'm telling him to drop accepting the plea deal and 'let's go'. It could be the next meme trial over a consensual topless pic sent to one person who deleted it. Reiketa would be set for a new run of seethestreams and Aaron would be getting his goal everyday without all the grovelling.

Since making the plea agreement hasn't Aaron confessed to the crime on his show?

 

[AltisticRight]

You can get 3.3 liters of NOS off Amazon

What would his excuse be for leaving those galaxy gas canisters everywhere?
my Amazon driver who delivers my nitrous died of pancreatic cancer, I'm not throwing these cans away because it reminds me of him.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

45 hours? That is what less than 6 days of regular work days... Not a lot while being unemployed. And I think PO would reasonably accommodate that one...

A PO would not care one bit about that in a negative sense - why would they? It's even a positive step (for most people) toward putting back together a life shattered.

He leads with the real reason [its a serious enough ethics complaint he genuinely might get suspended anyways] and ends with cope/lies [I don't want to/can't spend $2,000] which both inflates the actual cost and gives him further justication.

The fact he's admitting the ethics complaint could suspend him means that it must be decently serious.

My question is, would they still suspend him if he's non-practicing? Could it be an understanding between him and the BAR that as long as he doesnt try to get re-authorized they wont embarass him with a suspension?

There are a bunch of ways to be disciplined, including public and private admonishment, suspension, or disbarment. There's no need for some back-office agreement - which would kind of go against the whole ethics concept...

 

[Gorilla Milk]

Crackhead logic. Minimize every bad you do, and only admit to what you get caught doing. Narcissist's Prayer etc.

All crackheads do this because that's what crack does to your brain. You need immediate gratification and have a very low threshold for emotional discomfort, so your brain always speedruns to the shortest possible route to make you justified. And whenever someone tries to make you actually take accountability, you can't handle it so the crackhead tantrum starts.

You know, I thought that this was just a NPD thing, but I have had to deal with crackheads in the past, and this is exactly correct - They ALL do this shit. They'll lie, and if caught in the lie, they'll pivot to a different lie and pretend the lie that they just made didn't happen. And go ballistic if you point out that it did.,

 

[Vibralldo]

What would his excuse be for leaving those galaxy gas canisters everywhere?
my Amazon driver who delivers my nitrous died of pancreatic cancer, I'm not throwing these cans away because it reminds me of him.

PO: "Your drug tests came back negative. My break's in 5 minutes, do whatever you want, you're good"

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"I'm SICK of it, don't you understand?"

"Don't even pretend like you don't know..."

"Your coked out dick is destroying this marriage"

"GET IT?????"

"What... what's that?"

"The Balldo? Really? Whatever works, I guess, LMAO!"

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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She looks like her place is on the mortuary table. Or a V:tM play group.

 

[Maraschino]

In bad news, I hate people wearing sunglasses indoors.

I'm very happy for Kurt, but I do agree he needs to lose the sunglasses.

He needs those glasses because his success is blinding

I saw a stream of his this week and I think Kurt mentioned that he has some sort of eye photosensitivity that causes him physical pain (probably from staring at a bright screen for extended periods of time), and wearing the shades helps mitigate it. I believe Kurt would wear shades to help his eyes over trying to look cool, mostly because you could not convince me Kurt gives a shit about what's "cool".

He whined about not being able to just pay $800 and not do community service yet he's so trembling at the thought of having to spend $2000 to get his practice back.

People like Nick who want to just pay to make their legal problems go away when they fuck up because he's an abject cunt are exactly the reason why it's a good thing it's possible to give out punishments you can't just pay to make go away. And of course it'd be late, because he's a fucking retard.

He's still an unfunny Godless child abusing cuckold with a broken dick who wants his family dead so he can open an OnlyFans where he was has coked up gay sex with Jamaican men

Null should put any takedown requests he gets from Nick for his Onlyfans content being hosted on the Farms onto a t-shirt, because the second Nick makes that kind of content, it's going to be here. And it's going to be fucking terrible, because his inability to cater to what other people want to see, and not just want he wants to do, is going to make it a massive failure.

That, and he torched his life to have sex with a Minnesota 5 while being bad at sex, in addition to everything else.

I like how the little faggot admits my speculation was in fact correct. It's very likely if he even tried to get his license back, the hammer of the bar would come down and smash him to pulp like the cuckroach he is for his numerous crimes.

Or... he was told he'd just lose it again if he renews it. So to spare the embarrassment and avoid wasting money and time, he's just leaving it as it is. And will for a very long time, if not forever I guess.

The prospect of Nick being at an impasse with Minnesota where he remains unfit to practice law and they don't take his license away, or he tries to get his authorization back from doing the CLEs and they immediately shit down his throat and take his license away...that fills me with mirth. Caught between bad and worse. Sucks to suck.

Nick cares most about himself and somehow he's tied himself to this battle. I'm not so confident it will come out, but I'll be here for it if/(hopefully) when it does.

I'm somewhat convinced that someone has a backup of the bodycam footage, and is waiting for it to be released legally, but would be willing to drop it if it "mysteriously" gets "deleted".

If you have this creepy faggot as a member of your panel, he will start immediately ranting like a lunatic about his personal issues. He is utterly incapable of not doing that.

He can't help but talk about his favorite subject: himself. It probably qualifies as a disability. His attempt of making a video and then trying to make the Read case about his own case was peak, "I am uncomfortable when we are not talking about me."

A lot of people wonder who is worse. Ethan Ralph or Rekieta? I would answer Ralph but only because Ralph started frying his brains on narcotics before Rekieta did, and with it the scummy behaviour.

The main reason you could say Nick isn't worse is because Nick hasn't hurt his family more is because the consequences of his actions can't (outside of him physically harming them): he has a safety net (well to do parents and a filthy rich grandfather with a net worth of over $100 MILLION) that Ralph never could begin to conceive of. The stupid shit he has done and is continuing to do would've resulted in any normal person being homeless several times over. I think Nick is much worse, though.

His parents bail him out because they believe it's for the good of their grandkids, but they need to seriously look into finding a way to help the grandchildren (and Kayla's family, and maybe Kayla herself, if she gets her shit together and leaves Nick) in a way Nick can't benefit from. He can't hit rock bottom because he continues to dig deeper and deeper because he has no reason to, as long as he keeps benefiting from wealth his parents just give to him to bail him out from his stupid faggot decisions, seemingly willy nilly.

Nick is going to die within these 5 years of probation.

Don't you dare give me hope.

Melton has one of the easiest faces to hate I've ever seen. I don't want to call it punchable because I don't want to touch him.

He and Vito look exactly the same and they're both pedophiles. I think looking like that predisposes someone to wanting to talking about raping children. It is the face of a person who is worthy of being thrown into a woodchipper, feet first. The sooner those faggots realize it's more money and better content to focus on shitting on Nick over a tard like Aaron, the better. They still get the woodchipper though.

Nick actually doesn't think he broke the law, as Aaron left himself logged in. Yes, the lawyer, can't comprehend the meaning of unauthorised.

Nick, a connoisseur of rape anime involving children, and associate of multiple people who enjoy talking about raping children "as a joke", who has gone on at least one extended conversation discussing raping people who have wronged him, who has openly confessed to finding enjoyment in ignoring personal boundaries to upset people...not understanding authorization or consent?

Impossible.

I don't even believe he has friends.

He doesn't have friends, he has objects he can manipulate, destroy, and ruin at his leisure. If you aren't one of those objects, he'll make you one as soon as he possibly can.

I still can't decide if Nick lacks the self awareness to see that literally everyone knew he was in a polycule, or if he's just lying

He literally claims that Kayla has only ever had sex with him and nobody else, despite the evidence to the contrary. He's lying.

Nah man! Nobody knew! Not the nanny who quit in disgust, not the rando church people who told the pastor, not the fans who joked about Kayla getting pumped full of BBC, not the professionals who reported him.

It was ALL AARON!!

Nick's the kind of dishonest faggot attorney who masturbates to the premise that if you aren't directly recording him doing something as he does something, it's impossible to prove he did something. Similar to his stupid horseshit that if you aren't a Youtube streamer with at least a million subs and five children, you can't understand him (it's actually him being a dismissive self-centered bitch who can't stand people saying things he doesn't want to hear, e.g. "in a faggoty way"). We call that being a special snowflake, and we also refer to those special snowflakes as faggots, because that's what faggots do.

He's not mad Aaron revealed the polycule, he's furious Aaron took away his ability to credibly deny his disgusting actions.

...but if the judge is truly going to railroad him on post-plea sentencing, then there would be nothing to lose in shoving it all through a trial that'd probably end up with a roughly similar sentence anyway. Far more importantly, such a post-plea-withdrawal trial would be worth it for the content.

Nick admitting to wanting to file a civil charge against Aaron as a form of revenge for his plea deal causing a chain of actions few could anticipate which leads to Aaron to renege on the plea deal and then decide to go to trial with a charge that can't be proven without the witnesses who have already publicly stated they do not want to testify, potentially not being permitted to use his prior statements of admission of guilt that arose from him relying on the plea deal that was in place at the time, which could result in a dismissal of all charges? We get the KNU meme AND a guaranteed meltdown from Nick?

Another win for the Toe?

If that happens, not only does God exist, he took Nick's dumbass statement of wanting to fight Him as a personal slight, and now wants us to laugh at Nick by giving him the direct consequences of his actions.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

What would his excuse be for leaving those galaxy gas canisters everywhere?
my Amazon driver who delivers my nitrous died of pancreatic cancer, I'm not throwing these cans away because it reminds me of him.

Hes using them to refill with co2 for his nonexistent soda stream

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"I'm SICK of it, don't you understand?"
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"Don't even pretend like you don't know..."
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"Your coked out dick is destroying this marriage"
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"GET IT?????"
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"What... what's that?"
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"The Balldo? Really? Whatever works, I guess, LMAO!"
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What if Kayla was the architect of allure all along?
It's something we don't want to contend with.
An inconvenient truth better left forgotten.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

What if Kayla was the architect of allure all along?
It's something we don't want to contend with.
An inconvenient truth better left forgotten.

Is it just me or does our wife look like Marilyn Manson sans makeup

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

Smokey/Kiwi seem to completely avoid the sektur and honestly I can't blame them, even tangental characters who get involved usually come out worse than they started.

Smokey used to make videos about and mention Gunt himself in spite of his relationships with "controversial" people, but stopped.