Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 21.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 28.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 43 14.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 100 34.0%

  • Total voters
    294
I dont care about dicks taken, and I severely doubt a prostitute hopping from influencer to influencer took less dick than a weirdo that just got recently entailed to swinging, and certainly not claiming the benzozombie is great; but the claim of a professional homewrecker that talks about sex with the infant children of their polycule with whom she has no relation at all and expose the same children to her sexting with their father is OBJECTIVELY worse. I´m sorry if her mushy tits casted some spell on you.
Recently? lol bro Kayla and Nick have been swinging for a looooong time trust me. Bet you still believe that """"Lady"""" Kayla was a virgin when she met Nick too. Just wait it'll come out in time. Kayla has been ran through, the only person I'd believe that has taken more dick in the Rekieta is Nick.

Everything you can throw at April, Kayla is guilty of and more. They did the same drugs and where in the same polycule. Kayla showed her cellulite ass off for all the world to see and was happy sexting Aaron. Aaron has kids too remember, Kayla wanted to be one big cocaine and sex fuelled family with Aaron and his kids, whom she has no relation at all and expose the same children to her swinging, drug abuse and crazy Nick's mood swings. Kayla was happy to bring this degeneracy into HER house with HER husband in front of HER kids AND Aaron's kids. That's objectively worse than being a prostitute homewrecker imo.

April is a whore but Kayla is a honest to God cunt. She's also a fucking terrible mother outside of the benzos. She lets her psycho husband beat her kids and lives like a pig because she's too lazy to clean. I don't know what the "with the infant children" is about so you'll have to enlighten me on that because if true, then it'd put April on Kayla's level.
 
>Start streaming career making fun of Greer
>End streaming career becoming Greer

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Prediction: the ethics complaint Nick seems worried about is from April...trying to represent her during the drug bust
We sure he was an attorney then? Maybe he was holding out as an actual attorney when he has a suspension. Or maybe it's cuz he said he was her lawyer when she had another one. We all know he only dis iuncontrollably, control - as surely we know he didn't fall on the sword so she got off ... but for his own selfish gratification. If she was a felon he couldn't see her behind Kayla's back.
"I wanted Melton to record my wife """brought to tears""" by her recounting her """"""trauma"""""" and make content out of it for his show.
Meanwhile, when it comes to KF & body cam.
 

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Shit I just remembered what you're on about with April describing her sex life with Nick to his kids. Yeah she's a cunt and a whore too but at least she doesn't look like a crazy homeless lady.
Their relatives would be better off if everyone in the Qover died, they're all awful degenerates that are a danger to any kids they're looking after (sorry, Aaron)
 
I'll be keeping most of it off the show
I literally lol'd.
He admits he's lost interest in every pursuit outside of drugs and cares so little about his show he couldn't find a hour to holler about how the jury triumphed over the corrupt government.
He'll be (not) talking about his case until he dies.
 
I am starting to wonder if the ethics complain might be that he made filings in his lawyers name without the lawyer knowing. Some of the filings were so bad it was like they were written by Rekieta. So perhaps instead of the lawyer he went with was so weak that he could be controlled by Nick what if Nick made filings in his name...
At least it would be funny if that was the case.
 
He's not doing his CLEs. He's only saying that because he read here mere hours ago people speculating about his ethics complaints regarding his license/him being a lazy piece of shit. It's just another junkie lie in the moment to delude himself into a perceived future W.
 
While it would be poetic for Nick to lose his licence over his failure to represent April ethically, it looks like a nothingburger if he's openly announcing he's completing his CLEs.

He originally announced he WOULDN'T do the CLE because he'd probably lose his license anyways.

This is just refuting his own words to save face.
 
Pretty damning evidence that he's never been of sound mind, and has always been a dangerous individual.

No Sir, you have it wrong. Nick said he would rape you until you love it. In Nick's mind that's not rape that's love, don't you get it? You prudes, I swear.

While it would be poetic for Nick to lose his licence over his failure to represent April ethically, it looks like a nothingburger if he's openly announcing he's completing his CLEs.

Or he is using CLE completion for another purpose. He will attempt to explain his failure to complete 80 hours community service with doing CLEs for MUH KEEDS, or perhaps even try to get the court to call his CLEs community service, because with a law license in good standing he is a man of the community don't you know? His grandiose view of himself knows no bounds. Remember when he offered to RUN the drug recovery thing? Lulzy. He only has about 5 weeks to perform 2 weeks of community service. I don't see him doing it, do you? He'll try some stupid crackbrain shit to avoid. More content for us!
 
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He's not doing his CLEs. He's only saying that because he read here mere hours ago people speculating about his ethics complaints regarding his license/him being a lazy piece of shit. It's just another junkie lie in the moment to delude himself into a perceived future W.
It'll be an excuse to watch more of Kurt's videos without the pretense of a law stream. He'll tell his PO that ackshually he's completely his CLE's while he cackles maniacally at a guy who's marginally better at cooking than him.
 
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Since I'll never catch up is Nick keeps seething and generating another 50 pages every day, a few observations from a thread stragglers.

I'm surprised everyone was taken aback by the clothes racks, I distinctly remember Nick mentioning having retail fixtures for the kids clothes in one of the rooms years ago.

Laundry: For a few years, I lived in a house with 8 occupants, only three functional adults who would do laundry. This included juveniles and a literal toddler. It required about 5 loads/week to stay on top of laundry. There were never any clothes in the house except bedrooms and the laundry room. Even if everyone changed comforters and bedding at the same time, it was all piled in the laundry room, and would get worked through by the end of the week.

Nick's friends:
On the first stream after the arrest, when Drex appeared on Camelot's show, he said that his home only had two personal photos in it: his daughter and Nick's kids. He never stated it outright, but he definitely walked away because of Nick's daughter.

Someone also mentioned Q/OutoftheDarkness. He was smart enough to grab that "Trump can still win/two more weeks/ trust the plan" bag and run. Drexel and him had a falling out because Quentin asked Drex how to get a side piece like Kayla. Drex felt this was disrespectful enough to go scorched bridge and cut all ties. Nick wanted to "stay out of the drama".
After Yellowflash disclosing that Nick had swung previously, I now wonder if hearing that gave Nick ideas and the reason he couldn't last was watching Kayla with her first black bull.

In the end, it seems like Drex had more respect for Our Wife and Nick's kids than Nick did.

(Apologize if this is retread, I've got another few hundred pages I'm trying to catch up on)
 
Mama Celeste and Bob must have cut off the litigation faucet. Poor Nitrous Nicky resorting to being a vexatious litigant on his own license, assuming the bar of Minnesota is dumb enough to allow him to practice law again.
The only upside is that if he survives the ethics inquiry (he will), he will almost certainly find himself the subject of a new one in not too long a time :optimistic:. And that's even if he continues "not taking clients" - which was a recent"euphemism" he used while being unauthorized to practice law (and also for being a crappy lawyer whose only client in years is the woman he taught to snort and inhale gas and got busted with).

Kayla is also a crack whore

April's a disgusting whore
I dont care about dicks taken, and I severely doubt a prostitute hopping from influencer to influencer took less dick than a weirdo that just got recently entailed to swinging, and certainly not claiming the benzozombie is great; but the claim of a professional homewrecker that talks about sex with the infant children of their polycule with whom she has no relation at all and expose the same children to her sexting with their father is OBJECTIVELY worse. I´m sorry if her mushy tits casted some spell on you.
Wtf is it with calling women whores and homewreckers. Afaik, Kayla didn't take money (the 1 KNU was paid to the State), and April failed to wreck the Rekieta marriage; the wreckage of the home/life is on Nick and Kayla. Call them scumbags or junkies or whatever applies. But lazy insults like "whore" are Nick-tier.

And if anything, Nick is the "homewrecker" whose involvement with April surely advanced that divorce.

While it would be poetic for Nick to lose his licence over his failure to represent April ethically, it looks like a nothingburger if he's openly announcing he's completing his CLEs.
Those are distinct things. He was derelict in his representation of April, unless she told him to stop/ not to. And even then, he should have withdrawn. What he did do was not manage his email account and so court correspondence bounced (and not for the first time...)...and he also didn't show for her court date. Maybe that was her idea, but he still was incredibly sloppy - almost like someone who dgaf about the law, the profession, or being a professional with a reputation to uphold.

:thinking:

His misrepresentation of himself as a MN lawyer and owner of a law firm are far more egregious - and CONTINUING. Also, though the criminal activity should get someone disbarred, the guidance is pretty honed in on crimes related to practice, or other things that reflect on honesty and similar*.

*Discipline for failing to file a tax return, which is called out in the comments, is, imo, absurd. It's not even failure to pay what is owed, but failure to file - a basic civic duty. If that is going to be discipline-worthy, why not all those unpaid speeding tickets?

Nick I vote that you sperg about Israel. You're going to fail those lawyer tests anyway.
There are no tests. All you have to do is sit through them have them playing and tap the button when it dings to prove you are there. A dishonest person can "attend" 45 hours and yet still know nothing. Example: Nick Rekieta for the last 10 years.
 
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