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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
neger psykolog said:
seem to recall that last season there was legal paperwork people found that indicated the house was going to be condemned or some shit as being a place of ill repute.
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Last season we had lesbians lezzing out on camera and Burt burting off repeatedly on camera. That's a totally believable charge for that house in particular.

The fact they seem to have been totally ignoring fines and notices for a year or so now leads me to believe they're angling for the inevitable free marketing campaign of "reality show too crazy for TV run out of town following legal troubles."
 
Production has added Letty's profile to S4 contestants page. There is no relation of hex codes in the image to Fishtank because it's a stock image.
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Sneedenhagen Chew said:
Last season we had lesbians lezzing out on camera and Burt burting off repeatedly on camera. That's a totally believable charge for that house in particular.

The fact they seem to have been totally ignoring fines and notices for a year or so now leads me to believe they're angling for the inevitable free marketing campaign of "reality show too crazy for TV run out of town following legal troubles."
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There is a flowchart for Fishtank theories. No matter where you start, no matter how plausible the theory may be, the end point is invariably "no, production is just retarded."
 
Sneedenhagen Chew said:
It can be real legal issues with the city and also be in furtherance of some gaslight idea they had. Both theories can be true. If nothing else, they'll absolutely gaslight the fish about it even if it's not a work on the audience, but as you said, the idea of open communication is absurd to them so they'll absolutely gaslight us as soon as they figure out a way to do it.
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and keep in mind its not a fucking bar or restaurant or a nightclub, its a house. From what I recall there were actual criminal charges and serious fines that would be coming their way if they didn't sort the shit out and the only way they could do it was to ditch the house immediately.

I think its sort of akin to keeping a crackden in a residential neighborhood or something like that
 
neger psykolog said:
I think its sort of akin to keeping a crackden in a residential neighborhood or something like that
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They just need to go ahead and go the nathan fielder route. Walls made of shitty plaster you can replace in minutes and 4 exterior walls where no one can hear the neptunian rape
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Also whoever the guy was that originally uploaded that bodycam is apparently being a copyright fag over it
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they also stole my post for twitter likes. They will be hearing from my lawyer. Enjoy Prison, THIEF
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neger psykolog said:
From what I recall there were actual criminal charges and serious fines that would be coming their way if they didn't sort the shit out and the only way they could do it was to ditch the house immediately.
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You're making shit up. The cop threatened a charge, the charge implied is a simple fine no larger than $500 on the first offense and only when its levied multiple times would a Judge consider imposing jail time, even then its a 6 month stint for the most extreme examples which is usually reserved for drug dens and pimps running prostitution rackets out of a house as part of a large set of charges. Both the cop and wiggers were aware there was a week and a half of run time left on the show and the cop was just writing a "Cover Your Ass" memo for himself if the show ever became an issue.
 
Paul-Denton said:
They just need to go ahead and go the nathan fielder route. Walls made of shitty plaster you can replace in minutes and 4 exterior walls where no one can hear the neptunian rape
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Sound-proofed soundstage would be game changing. Sam needs to toss a few million in and build one, 10k square feet, 30ft high minimum. The amount of shit they could do, it'd be awesome.
 
Ever Seen A Rolex said:
Sound-proofed soundstage would be game changing. Sam needs to toss a few million in and build one, 10k square feet, 30ft high minimum. The amount of shit they could do, it'd be awesome.
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Imagine how quick a flip they could do on the vibe of the set, bringing new shit in and out as they please. That's where the real creative shit comes in. How big is their property for bloodgames?
 
del_toid said:
Arye explaining Sneed to wrench

She doesn't get it.
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For anyone who doesn't get it, the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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Aidan said:
For anyone who doesn't get it, the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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Aidan said:
For anyone who doesn't get it, the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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Yeah, still don't get it. Can you explain it one more time?
 
Aidan said:
For anyone who doesn't get it, the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
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I'm sorry I don't get it.

Grok please explain this
 
Paul-Denton said:
Imagine how quick a flip they could do on the vibe of the set, bringing new shit in and out as they please. That's where the real creative shit comes in. How big is their property for bloodgames?
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Fishtank of Leaves: periodically at night, new prefab halls and rooms are slotted in and existing ones are removed to slowly drive the contestants mad as the house itself rearranges around them.
 
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