Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

According to Rekieta. The time that Aaron went in holiday where Keanu and Geno hosted STMS in his absence, Keanu later confirmed on a show that Aaron specifically told them to answer as many questions about Kayla as possible on STMS.

Aaron, your friends are mega dumb, all they had to do is not implicate you.

Retards get what they deserve.

 

[AnOminous]

Why can't Nick dress well ever? Its a mystery. He always comes out looking like a retard. To be fair, his sartorial failure today does not come close to matching his stand up outfit.

You don't really have to dress "well" in court, merely appropriately. Or you can show up like Pedomelt in a greasy, unwashed T-shirt.

Not that I'm going to complain about mocking his classless ass, considering the Kiwis who showed up to the omnibussy knocked it out of the park sartorially, especially that dapper gent of the tinted persuasion, and none of them were FAT.

* But not Less Than Zero taste:

Less Than Zero was a better Bret Easton Ellis novel than American Psycho.

Fite me.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Imagine if Nick put as much effort as he did to put Aaron in jail as he did taking care of his kids.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

You don't really have to dress "well" in court, merely appropriately. Or you can show up like Pedomelt in a greasy, unwashed T-shirt.

Not that I'm going to complain about mocking his classless ass, considering the Kiwis who showed up to the omnibussy knocked it out of the park sartorially, especially that dapper gent of the tinted persuasion, and none of them were FAT.

The thing is, Nick thinks he dresses well/ stylishly. This is a man who walks around in a Jamaican tourist wife-beater when he's feeling himself, ffs. His taste is on par with his intellect.

 

[Grayback]

It's hardly newsworthy. Maybe not even trustworthy. But it's something, I guess.
(twitter/archive)
Apparently everybody hates these guys, wherever they go.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Damn what an awful way to get to 9999 pages.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Apparently Melton fans and Nick and Kayla obsessively watched STMS. Nicka and Kayla filed 3 police reports and the fans sent tons of emails with timestamps and "the judge kept them and took them seriously"

So if people just keep filing police reports against Rekieta then the judge or his parole officer will finally do their jobs? Noted.

 

[HenryRollinsLiar]

Damn, I feel retarded for noth catching that

Throughout the stream, a supertipper kept leaving messages about how hot Nick looked and how they wanted to fuck him

It was clear that Kayla was in the room and could see the supertips. Is April trying to drive a wedge between Kayla and Nick?

Of course she is because she wants to wifey #2 and Kayla won't leave, so it makes perfect sense that she would pull what she did tonight and what better timing when Kayla is probably emotionally drained from the court precedings today and all the "fan" interactions she had to deal with today. April knows her well and knows when to strike because she's the female version of Nick.

 

[AnOminous]

Third World Aristocrat's video evidence is pretty compelling

See this?

There's a name for it. Fun fact: Maddox came up with it.

It is called a PEDOSMILE. Another example.

 

[AnOminous]

Everyone gets the reference, but WTF did he mean by it?

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Hopefully not the one interpretation that'd call for a welfare check...

Probably not everyone. Dylan is sadly neglected these days.

Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn
Suicide remarks are torn
From the fool’s gold mouthpiece the hollow horn
Plays wasted words, proves to warn
That he not busy being born is busy dying

It's a Shawshank Redemption quote. If I remember correctly. I think a character said this before committing suicide because they couldn't handle being outside the prison. They'd become "institutionalised".

Shawshank was referencing Dylan. I think Frank Darabont actually said that at one point.

 

[Vibralldo]

It's hardly newsworthy. Maybe not even trustworthy. But it's something, I guess.
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Apparently everybody hates these guys, wherever they go.

The stoney's segment was Melton and Nick at their most disingenuous. They're playing dumb and acting like there's no reason the owner would hate Melton despite admitting that his fans have been prank calling them because he's associated Stoney's with Aaron, who Melton encourages his fans to harass and stalk in person.

 

[Maraschino]

Melton claims that Nick didn't have a drink "yet" at Stoney's bar when Melton got there

I'm hoping the Stoney's bar owner doesn't have an axe to grind against Melton and anyone who would associate with him, because if he did, and he happened to see some emaciated ghoul at his bar consuming alcohol, he might be inspired to try to find a way to inform said ghoul's probation officer to have him tested.

Is Melton an actual pedo? I try to ignore dabbleverse fags as much as possible.

Seeing as you've mentioned attending law school, let's use the phrase "declaration against interest": Similar to how Amos Yee would talk about his sexual attraction to children, but people thought he wasn't serious (until he got arrested for possessing CSAM). Melton has made extensive commentary about things you wouldn't want to say or admit to unless they were probably true: his comments and "jokes" about raping children, the creepy as fuck AI voice that was created as an attempt to act like Aaron's minor daughter saying sexual comments, the destruction of the SEO of Aaron's aforementioned daughter due specifically to his actions, and his belief that AI generated abuse material should be legal, he sounds like a pedophile. It's to the point Null himself, who is against calling people pedophile unless you're so certain you'd be willing to shoot them dead for it, calls him a pedophile.

And yet, it upsets him that though he looks like a pedophile, talks like a pedophile, and makes pedophile arguments, people believe he is one.

He's written a song about a 12 and 14 year old having sex

The song isn't about a 12-year-old and 14-year-old, it's about a 5-year-old and 6-year-old.

At best he has an unhealthy fascination with making sexual comments about his enemies kids to miss with them.

One day the wrong (right) person is going to see or hear Melton act/speak this way, decides that he's definitely a sex offender (whether or not they have tangible evidence), and then feed him a shotgun and pull the trigger. And that person would deserve a goddamned medal for it, too. It's fairly common knowledge that people who hurt children are the bottom of the food chain in prison, because even some of the worst prisoners to exist recognize and draw that line. He wouldn't survive incarceration, even at 6'7" and 400+ lbs, he'd be a prime target to get a permanent retirement from life through prison justice.

It's all fun and jokes (to him), until someone decides those jokes aren't funny and deserve a permanent end. Good fucking riddance.

I don’t know, his refusal to defend himself or his family from actual demons makes me despise him the more I think about it. I think I want the worst for him because at a certain point, his refusal to defend his loved ones becomes a tacit agreement that he’s ok with whatever happens to them. And a man is not a man unless he defends his children.

Aaron needs to get over his faggot mentality of "It's all for radio" and actually put his foot down. When you're the only recipient of this gross shit it's one thing, but his (now ex) wives and children have long been getting caught in the crossfire. I'm not even sure if one of these no-life faggots putting their hands on one of his kids would be enough to get him to wake the fuck up and stop being such a spineless pussy.

Ethan Klein of all people, despite being a retard, acknowledges that messing with someone's children (his own) to get at their parents is a line you shouldn't cross.

Aaron must sacrifice his life get the bodycam footage. It's the only way to redeem himself

I'm not that far gone. I know Nick will find a way to fuck up any type of win with an even bigger L. He thought he was winning when he got April, only to get arrested for possessing cocaine. He's that consistent. And as I said in a previous post, I'm not convinced a backup of the footage doesn't already exist on the off-chance it "disappears".

I'm on record saying Aaron was a moron and retard for pleading guilty to that misdemeanor. I took some heat from it here, as people focused in on the 50 dollars.

That case was gonna get dismissed. The prosecutor knew it was a dud. Geno and Keanu weren't coming and they had no photo. Then big mouth Aaron confesses, on fucking stream, after the plea. Then the fucking tard violates the terms.

Yes, the whole case is dubious, but he is such a fuckup that he managed to come out with an L, when it was an entirely winnable case.

He did it to save money. It cost him. Aaron always tries to save money and it always fucks him.

Make no mistake, it is really funny we got the KNU as a measure of currency, but I also mentioned way back then that it's very likely Nick would use a guilty plea in a civil case, and look how that turned out. I don't think Aaron's trying to save money (you could call it "path of least resistance"), I just think he has this habit of looking at a variety of options, seeing there's unpleasant options that will ultimately benefit him in the long run (like fighting the RP charge), and then forgetting his enemies are fucking obsessed and psychotic and deciding he'll choose the most dogshit option that will absolutely burn him, and then it turns out his attorney is either such a goddamned moron it never occurred to him to inform Aaron there's potential liability after the fact, or he did tell Aaron and Aaron either didn't understand or didn't care. Both are fucking bad.

His desire to stick with this dumbass attorney who seems to not actually try that hard to actually fight for him is actively making his life worse. He needs to have a long and unpleasant conversation with Todd to figure out what the fuck he needs to do next, because his current path is fucking wrong.

Choosing the "moral" option of pleading guilty even to a "favorable" deal isn't favorable when you have a Nick Rekieta who is chomping at the bit to destroy you because he can't quit you, and you gave him a goddamned layup.

After a certain point he's not choosing to do nothing (despite somehow winning more than once by not doing anything), he's just giving the green light to destroy him. It's not that surprising he has such a hatedom that goes out of their way to mess with him, he'll just fucking let you.

It was clear that Kayla was in the room and could see the supertips. Is April trying to drive a wedge between Kayla and Nick?

I fucking hope so. April coming back in to destroy Nick's life is the kind of entertainment we need, after the frustration of watching Aaron having an actual path to removing some of Nick's ammunition and deciding to choose the worst options possible every step of the way.

Don't forget April is so fucking stupid she thought that doing her hearing at the house of the man whose house she was arrested at for possessing cocaine, AFTER they claimed she was just a friend who was visiting and didn't live there, was completely fine. Nick and April are the two halves of a dumbass yin-yang. They deserve each other.

The thing is, Nick thinks he dresses well/ stylishly. This is a man who walks around in a Jamaican tourist wife-beater when he's feeling himself, ffs. His taste is on par with his intellect.

I've never seen someone so effortlessly display the Dunning-Kruger effect in every facet of their life, without fail. It's legitimately something that should be studied...again, technically, I guess.

 

[Long Time Caller]

I've been trying to find a particular old picture of Nick that a lot of people defended at the time or ignored as nothing and realized the various threads used to go months between highlights and nowadays, we seem to miss out if the highlights skip even more than an hour at a time. What a time to be alive.

 

[The Skox]

I give Skelly until August before he collapses from boredom. Without Aaron, what does Nick have to get out of bed in the morning at 1 AM? Certainly not his family, thats just proof for his paycheck from Mummy and Daddy.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, the whole case is dubious, but he is such a fuckup that he managed to come out with an L, when it was an entirely winnable case.

He HAD won the case. All he had to do was not completely tard out, which was apparently beyond his abilities. He, as the saying goes, snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

Nobody likes Pedos.

And only a fool doesn't like onions.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The stoney's segment was Melton and Nick at their most disingenuous. They're playing dumb and acting like there's no reason the owner should hate Melton

I can think of several reasons to hate him.

 

[Vibralldo]

So if people just keep filing police reports against Rekieta then the judge or his parole officer will finally do their jobs? Noted.

Nick's set the rules of engagement

 

[Primer Colonel Ragout]

These people don't think much.
Now Aaron is in jail, what's the content is going to be?Because milking an sentence will get stale very fast.
So they probably will cannibalize themself with a faggier version of blood sports, now with more pedo shit and rekietas nudes photo.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

rekietas nudes photo.

How could you so carelessly speak of such horrible things?