Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SkuSucka]

Now, if, in the course of saying this, I am inadvertently offering a defense of some sort for some of Ralph's behavior in his own legal dealings, then so be it I guess. I am certainly no stranger to the fact that Vickers is an asshole when it comes to trying to goad people into violating court orders so that he can pounce on them. I believe you have also acknowledged that yourself

There's a quote from Noam Chomsky (and of course the ever affable Norm McDonald) about both sides being in the wrong and the true tragedy being that they can't both lose.

9/10 I find that sentiment applicable to lolsuits, especially cow on cow (Vickers is cow adjacent)

 

[anionfarflung]

I will consneed to you both, but DSP will forever remain the penultimate lolcow.

DSP will forever remain the next-to-last lolcow? What does that even mean?

(Maybe give me clocks; didn't check.)

 

[WebFelching]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:
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I would say it's nitrous but I don't know the residual damage of whatever else he was on before.

Is this the worst Nick has looked since the Anime sucks cope and sneed era of final pre police intervention streams?

 

[Harambe]

Noam Chomsky

Think you mean Henry Kissinger, Chomsky is a linguist with a retarded sentimental and moralizing politics, Kissinger was the guy who looked at war like a sane person

also wtf is wrong with nick's FACE

 

[arc minsk]

you guys are thinking about this too much. this is classical LOLCOW narcissist attentionfag bullshit. he either needs to be the most specialist boy on earth who has some SUPER RARE DISEASE that makes your legs turn off at random (he slept weird or his blood sugar was low because he has an eating disorder); he's not like anyone else on earth you've probably not met someone with this ailment -OR- when attention is at some critical point they have to exaggerate minutiae into some disease for ultimate pity. he slept weird and his legs fell asleep and he couldn't get out of bed for 10 minutes - this is now justification for farming attention and not working today.

foodie beauty and darksydephil are both half lactose intolerant because they got diarrhea once from being fat fucking retards but now it's a narc personality trait.

 

[Harambe]

foodie beauty and darksydephil are both half lactose intolerant because they got diarrhea once from being fat fucking retards but now it's a narc personality trait.

didn't chantal get uterine cancer from being a fat retard? or was that hamberlynn? or was it both?
doesn't phil have aids???? or is that peetz

 

[RaptInPlastic]

you guys are thinking about this too much. this is classical LOLCOW narcissist attentionfag bullshit. he either needs to be the most specialist boy on earth who has some SUPER RARE DISEASE that makes your legs turn off at random (he slept weird or his blood sugar was low because he has an eating disorder); he's not like anyone else on earth you've probably not met someone with this ailment -OR- when attention is at some critical point they have to exaggerate minutiae into some disease for ultimate pity. he slept weird and his legs fell asleep and he couldn't get out of bed for 10 minutes - this is now justification for farming attention and not working today.

foodie beauty and darksydephil are both half lactose intolerant because they got diarrhea once from being fat fucking retards but now it's a narc personality trait.

Reminder that Rekieta's new fake medical condition began in the leadup to the Hoffman Keanu debacle when in addition to giving details on previous crimes Rekieta also started the dark hints about super cereal medical issues you guys. It was all prep work for when he had to go into hiding if Hoffman was going to air the truth.
Fortunately Rekieta posted a W on that one that time.

 

[Gorton Colu]

We all disrespect and dismiss the malevolent retard, Nick.

However, I fear for when he huffs the final can of gas to unlock the powers of the last talisman of evil.

Spoiler: Behold

 

[Retink Retunk]

We all disrespect and dismiss the malevolent retard, Nick.

However, I fear for when he huffs the final can of gas to unlock the powers of the last talisman of evil.

Spoiler: Behold

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I open this thread for the first time in weeks and I'm instantly confronted by the specter of my sins.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk.

Wow how WEIRD and FUNNAY that this is a symptom of intense nitrous abuse? I'm sure it's totally coincidental though.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I open this thread for the first time in weeks and I'm instantly confronted by the specter of my sins.

It is too late. The seal was broken. Not even the talisman's maker can cast it back to uncreation.

Nick's faggotry will pierce cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Retink Retunk: a great schnozz , wreathed in nitrous.

 

[ZipDisk]

A rebel from the waist down.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

At least Aaron's crime didn't involve children.

 

[3MMA]

However, I fear for when he huffs the final can of gas to unlock the powers of the last talisman of evil.

Spoiler: Behold

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Nickchan Balldochu, go out & cuck to the extreme!
Yees father, I will!
My goo! Ooooh!

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh, so NOW he says he has to do the community service? He said before that he had all 5 years to do it! Nick cannot keep his lies straight...

Wait, has anyone caught the obvious yet?
This useless skeleton has to do community service and it just so happens that some kind of alleged spinal injury makes his legs numb, and it just so happens that said community service involves lots of walking and bending down (not to Aaron this time)?

Is he now trying to weasel his way out of community service by claiming to have a disability?

 

[AnOminous]

Is he now trying to weasel his way out of community service by claiming to have a disability?

This worm will do anything possible to avoid anything resembling "service."

He's absolute scum. He views himself as nobility and not subject to any duties.

He needs the wall. Scum like Nick is why things like the Cultural Revolution made sense to chinks.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

That's a bold-faced lie. A slipped disc hurts and engaging the muscles in the lower back make it hurt worse, but you don't lose sensation or "forget" how to move. In my case, intermittent walking was the only thing that lessened the sciatic nerve pain. It was SITTING that hurt like a motherfucker.

It's wild how bold of a lie it is, really. Any male over the age of thirty and over the height of 5'9" has very likely had a slipped or herniated L5-S1 disc. It is the most common back injury in the world, with the C7-T1 being the second most common. I'm not exaggerating when I say there are a million or more cases a year in the US. The simple fact he was able to sit up straight in an office chair for eight hours a day at all is obvious proof that it was not a slipped disc. As you've said, it has absolutely nothing to do with "forgetting how to walk" and everything to do with "one of my legs feels like my bones have been replaced with gasoline and that gasoline has been set alight." I cannot imagine bold face lying about something that half his audience has probably experienced.

As an aside, one of the other things the L5-S1 herniation can cause is making you have to piss every fifteen minutes, which is rather annoying.

 

[Something Awful]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:
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D... doctor, i cant walk, I forgot how to walk! It's my herniated discs and shit! Give me the druuuuuugs!

Continuing his transformation into Lowtax, I see. When he starts chomping on huge sausages on stream for $5, you'll know you're getting close to the good part.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:
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I would say it's nitrous but I don't know the residual damage of whatever else he was on before.

Nick. We don't care.

Big new thing is that there's a gay furry getting beat up over Stop Killing Games. Involves a guy I imagine you don't remember named Ross that you interviewed when people didn't know you were a gay cuck and everything. I don't know if it was before or after Aaron Imholte SLAMED HIS DICK INSIDE Kayla. Doesn't really matter to be honest.

Going to take up the entire next month.

 

[AnOminous]

D... doctor, i cant walk, I forgot how to walk! It's my herniated discs and shit! Give me the druuuuuugs!

Continuing his transformation into Lowtax, I see. When he starts chomping on huge sausages on stream for $5, you'll know you're getting close to the good part.

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Nick, being the retard that he is, has literally confirmed that he has the demylenization of the spinal cord that extreme nitrous abuse causes. He is too dumb to know he has confessed to this, because he is stupid beyond belief.