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The Israelis could do the funniest thing right now.She's in Syria?
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The Israelis could do the funniest thing right now.She's in Syria?
When you went did you see the UN soldiers who were "suppose to be keeping the peace" lmaoWhen I was on Birthright, we went up to the Golan Heights and I heard at least one explosion. Now that Birthright trips are resuming, I guess young American Jews will be hearing Chantal's farts.
Birthright?This guy is not lying. I did the same. Nice little viewers installed on a mountainside there to let you do it.
She came in through Lebanon and the IDF is still striking there. As I’ve mentioned that’s the location of the nearest actual McDonalds though I’m sure the MaqDhonalad knock off will work fine too.
She won't go far, unless she has bribe money.Anyone know if the Jordanian border is open? I predict that’s where they will run if so.
For anyone who thinks she's faking being in Damascus:
1) She has zero imagination
Arabs gossip like nobody else. They put old Chinese women to shame. Salah's neighbors don't even have electricity more than a few hours a day, so they'll talk and talk about the HUGE white woman who moved in.soon the word spread that those two idiots have piles of cash stashed in their house, and a Canadian passport
They'll search her luggage and question her. But the customs agents will realize fast she's just another pathetic Canadian chasing brown dick. Many such cases.I doubt Canada will let her back in without at least some questioning.
That's one of my favorite lines from that live. She thinks olive trees next to the street in Damascus, a giant dry city of nearly 3 million people, are "wild olives". No one tending or watering them, no one owning all those olive trees in a food-insecure warzone.Her comment about "picking wild olives right off the tree and maybe find recipes" made me lol.
TL,DR: They've both put up with a lot of shit in this relationship, but they are still together. Pelt me with red x's and puzzle pieces, but against all odds, I think Salah and Chantal actually love each other.
Yes, the PAWS fiasco scared the crap out of them because imo they were breaking multiple Kuwaiti laws and the rescue reporting them to the Ministry would open up an investigation into everything else.I think the PAWS fiasco scared the crap out of both him and Chantal. They thought they were going to be arrested, said, "Fuck this shit, I'm out," and impulsively fled to their home countries.
To be fair, both Canada and Syria are Muslim-infested shitholes and while it has become rather difficult to tell the difference between the two at times, the former, at least, still has beer. And electricity.Good fucking lord. I did not see this coming. This bitch is gonna die. I cannot for the life of me understand a Canadian going to Syria for a man.. for a retarded man!! She had a cute little apartment, could’ve made good money if she took off the hijab and instead… She goes to Syria??????????? RIP Foodie.
Can you imagine how mad Salads father must be? Moved his family to Kuwait for a better life and his son throws it away for a land whale.
I knew olives can't be eaten straight off the tree, but I didn't know how involved the whole curing process is. Two weeks in water followed by three months in brine, changing the brine every 12 days. Fuck that noise. I hope she eats her first olive right from the tree on livestream and gets Banana Face.Her comment about "picking wild olives right off the tree and maybe find recipes" made me lol. Yeah, Cutie. Show us all how awesome a "fresh-picked olive right off the tree" tastes. But make sure you video it, 'kay? In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon."
I hope- nay, require- that some enterprising scam artist steals her privileged Canadian passport because that would be really fucking funny.As someone from a third world country, soon the word spread that those two idiots have piles of cash stashed in their house, and a Canadian passport, they'll be fucked.
Click click boom. Yw.There’s an Eat, Pray, Love joke to make somewhere in here, I just can’t find it.