Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,926 45.1%
  • Total voters
    4,269
kiwifarms net said:
ARG elements
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you're thinking way too hard about it.
it's decompile with undertalemod->find a shitty base64 string->convert to png->rearrange it so it makes sense ( it's unorganized 32x32 chunks of a 512x512 image ) and eventually you're sent off to some unlisted youtube vid and you have to use a spectrogram to see the letters that pop up from the audio.
its very gay and there's multiple base64 images in the game.

the mods spoiled a bunch of the ARG onto the game's wiki before the game was even released to steam lmao
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
Also found another dumbass "dev" who basically thinks the same as pirate soft thinks, thinking it means devs supporting game servers for ETERNITY.
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Yes. Back to the content mines, monkey. NOW!
sheo said:
that too but i also like it so i can track where have i left off in a thread
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Father Karras said:
Cant keep up with the thread, but I'm currently replaying undertale because of deltarune, and with how good those games are, I'm morbidly curious about hwartbound.

Granted not enough to give this fucker money, not even enough to bother pirating it, but if it was in a humble bundle I wanted, I'd set the developer money slider to 0 and check it out
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If the game was actually finished I would be tempted to check it out because I enjoy that style of game. It's the kind of thing I would have wishlisted and forgotten about for years while it did its early access thing.

Even now if the game was fully released and had mostly positive reviews I'd buy it for a few bucks on sale even knowing who made it. I honestly just want more good games to exist and don't care if the dev wears clown shoes or engages in insane behavior.

But I am fairly certain this hypothetical scenario will never happen and the game won't leave early access until many years have gone by, and it will only have the attention of long-term fans who will praise it no matter what. I would be happy if his game was great, but I don't expect it.
 
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too much work, clicking on the "niggerkiller5000 reacted wtih feels on your post " is faster.
 
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aryancrack said:
Made this because the "second puberty" line is a cut above when it comes to this retard's lies
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Imagine working at an office and some nepo baby with a high pitched nerd voice is CONSTANTLY yapping because he loves the sound of his voice and no one has ever told him to shut the fuck up... I would hate this guy so much, I feel bad for people who had to "work" with him before he became a useless streamer. Some poor fuck had to do double the work because people like Mald never pull their own weight, even when given cushy jobs.
 
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Notch CONFIRMED he was indeed shit talking pirate soft, and indeed 100% supports SKG.

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Note before it was hinting at it, but wasn't 100% provable
 
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FieldPiece said:
Because vidya aren't a discreet device which can be modified by the manufacturer then shipped to a specific region? I don't even care if SKG passes because in the end it will mean nothing. Again, why aren't you signing petitions demanding the removal of all foreign arabs and niggers if petitions accomplish so much? Because I hate to break it to you but 99% of games are haram and will be banned if you don't. Just ask those Iranians who made a game then had to flee because their game had magic and music in it. Just ask the German girl who was beaten in school for not wearing a pedo rag. If you thought Jack Thompson and Ubisoft were bad get ready for Jaquil Muhammad to behead you for playing Morrowind.
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Why don't you make a nigger ban petition, and I will gladly be the first to sign it. In the meantime, shut the fuck up and stop shitting the thread up with your edgelord contrarian bullshit. You sound like a 12 year old who just donned his first wallet chain and is being a little shit about everything just to be "cool".
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
Notch CONFIRMED he was indeed shit talking pirate soft, and indeed 100% supports SKG.

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Note before it was hinting at it, but wasn't 100% provable
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all that's missing is for toby to fucking dunk on malds ass.
no joke, if that shit happens he needs a wellness check. his ferrets too.
even a simple retweet of a pro SKG meme would destroy his ass.

notch is one of THE indie game guys.
what the fuck kind of copes will his cattle fans try to spin from Notch carrying Ross's sword?
 
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The Stranger said:
For those of you who aren't programmers: data types are a fundamental requirement for any computer that wants to input or output values other than binary
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to dumber what you said down: game maker has preset data type values you can check on the documentation, said data values can then be changed to whatever you want within what is specified on the documentation, something maldivus... well, doesn't know? forgot? he goes out of his way to re-change the data type again, basically telling gamemaker that a value it knows as 0 should be 0 until he changes it again on some other script call to a string, gamemaker just accepts it anyway and doesn't even sigh at this fucking retardation.
 
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yt Oliander said:
Video game companies simply don't want to compete with themselves, and given the nature of the video game industry, it is very likely that their older games are better than their new games
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I wouldn't even be that charitable. A lot of new games are objectively worse than older ones.
AAA is a slop factory that is propped up by unthinking retards with low standards.
Hooked on phobics said:
Notch CONFIRMED he was indeed shit talking pirate soft, and indeed 100% supports SKG.

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I nominate Notch to take over Valve after Gabe dies.
 
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The Stranger said:
He thinks that just because you don't have to define the data type when you initialize a variable that they don't exist :story:

For those of you who aren't programmers: data types are a fundamental requirement for any computer that wants to input or output values other than binary
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Kinda?

Techbically at the lowest level its all just numbers with operations on those numbers, with those operations giving meaning to them. But there is no hardware enfoecement of data types at all on that level (which allows some fun things like interpreting one thing as multiple different types to enable fast onverse square root, for example)

But higher level languages, like c, have data types for developer convenience.
 
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