Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Smithfield Ham]

Blizzard had "Standards" for grunt work, whenever it's through nepotism, years of paying for WoW, buying every blizzard game ever, writing fan mail, sending "resumes" or diversity hire because of we wuz kangz, troons and cripples.
There were many and revolving door attitude one grunt gets fired/quits, so another retard takes their place.

It's easy as shit, no IQ needed, literal monkey simulator in real life, press button receive banana, press buttons more to get more bananas. Monkey dies, get new monkey, etc.

Shit, jannying this thread is more thankful work than Q&A tester. Bless their hearts.

By his own admission, he fucking sucked at it. It shows, too. Diablo 3 had one of the worst launches of any major video game at the time. Bad PC launches are basically the norm now, but back then it was shocking. It certainly didn't help that the game was permanently tethered to an internet connection, a really stupid anti-consumer decision that helped burn a lot of good faith from the community.

You can really tell that PS is a product of Kotick-era Blizzard just from the amount of contempt he holds for consumers and his quasi-religious devotion to big companies eroding their protections and expectations.

 

[Roachbound]

This is how the deep and difficult to write dialogue looks like btw
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this is literally gradeschooler dialogue wtf....putting the baby in nepobaby behaviour

 

[ovenmath]

this is literally gradeschooler dialogue wtf....putting the baby in nepobaby behaviour

And then John was a Zombie

 

[I mean I'm just saying]

What's the date of that stream? (I think it was deleted) I want to read the error but I can't see shit

Yeah, it was an earlier deleted stream on 2025-01-31. There's also a coding-only 720 cut on one of those quoted messages, though it snips out the Rhode fight which is what prompted me to make this new cut.

Here's the new cut in 720 for ya, only just passing the threshold of readable but it's the highest quality I have:

He doesnt even have a dev mode to skip to the fight? WTF? How can he even develop like that?

Yeah, it seems like he only has a really janky dev savestate tool which IIRC was shipped to the beta branch and was the reason for the game-breaking bug in that video where a streamer hilariously couldn't even start the game because it'd bug into him walking over the title screen.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

eh?
i think logo kinda got lost
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edit
heres the version with glow and without glitch effect on the body
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You could try making the spiral from a single face, like facial distortion from The Ring or something
Whose face, though? Depending on your choice, it could be quite funny. Maybe Mald himself, crying.

 

[Watching Orion]

eh?
i think logo kinda got lost
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edit
heres the version with glow and without glitch effect on the body
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Man, first thing, your shit looks amazing. Second, a humble suggestion to make the logo stand out, why not use a faint green glow outline to "redraw" the logo beneath the screaming faces?

 

[part timer]

This is how the deep and difficult to write dialogue looks like btw

Words actually spoken by Maldavius Fagtree after raping another ferret to death

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

Yeah, it was an earlier deleted stream on 2025-01-31. There's also a coding-only 720 cut on one of those quoted messages, though it snips out the Rhode fight which is what prompted me to make this new cut.

Here's the new cut in 720 for ya, only just passing the threshold of readable but it's the highest quality I have:

View attachment 7626552

Yeah, it seems like he only has a really janky dev savestate tool which IIRC was shipped to the beta branch and was the reason for the game-breaking bug in that video where a streamer hilariously couldn't even start the game because it'd bug into him walking over the title screen.

Thanks man, this time was kind of readable. I watched the whole thing, it was painful.

Anyway, he just blamed GameMaker for not working with his lack of knowledge about variable scopes. I assume that's the problem, I never worked with GM but what he does to solve the problem is moving the variable that's crashing the game to another block called "Create" where variables get initialized. So blaming GameMaker for his retarded logic is just classic of him.

He also said that GameMaker changed something and that broke the code (same excuse he made for the error he had on JetBrains making changes for his Minecraft server), but if I'm not mistaken a Kiwi a few days ago find out he's using a version of GameMaker that is not supported anymore.

 

[Der Fuhrry]

 

[Smithfield Ham]

It's fun to laugh at PS for being a dumb faggot but it's kind of scary to think about just how many people with power in the games industry think and talk exactly like him. Totally contempt for customers, no belief that they have any rights, constantly wanting to erode and defy consumers protections at every turn, basically just seeing the customer as cattle that need to be controlled so they can make even more money, and every shitty business practice they do is something they're entitled to and you need to learn to put up with or you're a piece of shit.

and they think its all okay, because they're better than you.

 

[H3H3 Podcast Higlights]

The ironic thing about his supposed opposition to the government is that he’s essentially supporting stronger IP laws (state mandated monopoly), which is so fucking funny.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

You could try making the spiral from a single face, like facial distortion from The Ring or something
Whose face, though? Depending on your choice, it could be quite funny. Maybe Mald himself, crying.

changing faces will be too much work that im willing to commit to
i want to finish by the sunday
changing the color of the faces though kinda works
anyway heres a rough sketch of the center
i did a lot of tracing here to just figure out the positioning but i will redo it it for the next one

 

[BigPeanut]

This is how the deep and difficult to write dialogue looks like btw
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What mald says after he RAPES a ferret to death.

 

[GhastlyGhost]

It's fun to laugh at PS for being a dumb faggot but it's kind of scary to think about just how many people with power in the games industry think and talk exactly like him. Totally contempt for customers, no belief that they have any rights, constantly wanting to erode and defy consumers protections at every turn, basically just seeing the customer as cattle that need to be controlled so they can make even more money, and every shitty business practice they do is something they're entitled to and you need to learn to put up with or you're a piece of shit.

and they think its all okay, because they're better than you.

These corporate cocksuckers need to understand I'm the one with the money, and no obligation to give it to them.

 

["Controlled Demolition"]

Patriotic Nigras dox Mald on September 16, 2007
>N3X15

There's my nigga again.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

These corporate cocksuckers need to understand I'm the one with the money, and no obligation to give it to them.

The fact that you know that is why they hate you.

 

[thx1138]

By his own admission, he fucking sucked at it. It shows, too. Diablo 3 had one of the worst launches of any major video game at the time. Bad PC launches are basically the norm now, but back then it was shocking. It certainly didn't help that the game was permanently tethered to an internet connection, a really stupid anti-consumer decision that helped burn a lot of good faith from the community.

You can really tell that PS is a product of Kotick-era Blizzard just from the amount of contempt he holds for consumers and his quasi-religious devotion to big companies eroding their protections and expectations.

This was gone over in other videos but one of the counterarguments he has had about being a shill for big games is that he has said he thinks Live Service/always on single player games are bullshit and he'd never ever play one...

and he's on record just spooging praise for Diablo IV.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

He loves pulling the fridge clip in discord to prove how great the code is


Cope about how easy heartbound is to work on (read ↑)


Never stopping.. except that one time when you didn't update your game for a year


Good news! Animus is almost done (read ↑)


Sales numbers, update probably not coming today either (read ↑)


Also he shared the Heartbound_Completion.xlsx

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

He loves pulling the fridge clip in discord to prove how great the code is
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It's because it's a shitty 2D Undertale clone, not because you coded it well, dumb cunt. It's like saying "Wow, NES titles can play on a smartfridge", yes of course they fucking can, welcome to the finding out timeline. Insane behavior.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

This was gone over in other videos but one of the counterarguments he has had about being a shill for big games is that he has said he thinks Live Service/always on single player games are bullshit and he'd never ever play one...

and he's on record just spooging praise for Diablo IV.

He also was on the QA team for Diablo 3, which was one of the first notable examples of that very problem. So he's just saying shit he thinks people wanna hear.