Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 33 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 412 9.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 143 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,638 38.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,927 45.1%

  • Total voters
    4,270
Interesting philosophical question. What is truly more shameful? Spending your free time sweeping up mean comments for free? Or depending on the income you get from sweeping to stay alive?
Sweeping in one's free time is more degrading and pathetic. Doing it to stay alive at least elevates it to the level of used-up prostitutes and greasy, lying salesmen.

Edit: Does not apply to KWF mods. They're donating their time charitably to an important cause.
 
I've been listening to this off and on and it's a relatively concise (feature length) summary with the primary clips for each of Mald's major controversies to date. WoW, cheating in puzzles, Blizzard, nepobaby, Eve Online, Second Life, @Pvt. Parts , etc. It's a bit too charitable and doesn't cover how Khronos isn't a lawyer and was lying with the intent to intimidate but I can understand why and it's hard to get absolutely everything right.
My scummy slop salesman practices lmao
 
Even though he's a slimy fuck, I can appreciate the honesty. I mean, as if we wouldn't bite at his entire ass for making a fake apology. It probably would be worse for him.
It's too late at this stage, but he probably could have apologized to Ross earlier with minimal damage to his reputation. In fact most of the drama he gets himself into tends to spiral out of something minor.
 
I think one possible “ancestor” of that style is the Bone comic series:
Do you remember the time BONE comics got banned from school libraries for suggestive art and adventure game trilogy that was never finished? God I feel old

The art style is deviation of modern flavor of sparkledog anthro art blended with late Saturday night RPG, cancelled RPG game over a decade ago it was supposed to have 5 chapters, only three of them were completed before company went bankrupt.
 
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Why do pooners always draw in this specific art-style of desaturated colors and super thin lines? It always seems to be their inevitable artistic conclusion no matter what style they came from.
If you want my disgusting two cents; It's very reminiscent of Adventure Time, along with, what I'm sure, is some anime sprinkled in (like every single internet artist). Thin, functional lines, highly simplistic, but stylized and cartoony, no nose, even the eyes match. Artists like this grew up on shows like Adventure Time and then incorporate it into their artstyle along with its style of humor. The more de-saturated colors show off a more serious tone, but having (overly) saturated colors can also be off-putting and painful to the eyes, this is a more neutral tone, which is still in clash with its obvious Adventure Time-esque origin, specifically the picture you sent, which has this overly cartoony facial expression, comic-book punch and cum-sock.

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Apologies for the double post. Let's also see the top words from Jason's stream that just finished.
I barely watched it and I deleted the archive I made, duh, so I'm downloading it again. YT link here.
Top 50 Most Frequent 2-Word Phrases:
1. "heh heh " (1,160 times)
2. "re gonna " (88 times)
3. "don know " (84 times)
4. "re going " (69 times)
5. "ll 10 " (69 times)
6. "10 ll " (68 times)
7. "block game " (51 times)
8. "ve got " (51 times)
9. "let see " (49 times)
10. "yeah yeah " (48 times)
11. "let go " (43 times)
12. "coagulated mass " (43 times)
13. "ll go " (36 times)
14. "makes sense " (35 times)
15. "don think " (35 times)
16. "feel like " (35 times)
17. "corruption resistance" (33 times)
18. "make sure " (33 times)
19. "video game " (32 times)
20. "yeah think " (32 times)
21. "looks like " (31 times)
22. "think ll " (28 times)
23. "something like " (27 times)
24. "don want " (27 times)
25. "don like " (26 times)
26. "like like " (26 times)
27. "really good " (26 times)
28. "go look " (25 times)
29. "kind like " (25 times)
30. "something else " (25 times)
31. "500 bits " (25 times)
32. "takes time " (24 times)
33. "bits said " (24 times)
34. "wool weaving " (24 times)
35. "dude like " (23 times)
36. "tier three " (23 times)
37. "think re " (22 times)
38. "re good " (21 times)
39. "oh god " (21 times)
40. "re like " (21 times)
41. "little bit " (21 times)
42. "god damn " (21 times)
43. "right like " (21 times)
44. "game maker " (21 times)
45. "doesn matter " (20 times)
46. "united states " (20 times)
47. "gonna go " (20 times)
48. "yeah don " (20 times)
49. "dude yeah " (20 times)
50. "configuration files " (19 times)
Top 50 Most Frequent 3-Word Phrases:
1. "heh heh heh " (1,159 times)
2. "ll 10 ll " (68 times)
3. "10 ll 10 " (68 times)
4. "500 bits said " (22 times)
5. "let go look " (15 times)
6. "re gonna go " (13 times)
7. "takes long time " (11 times)
8. "don even know " (11 times)
9. "yeah think ll " (8 times)
10. "think re gonna " (8 times)
11. "re good go " (8 times)
12. "re gonna make " (7 times)
13. "re going make " (7 times)
14. "think re good " (6 times)
15. "makes sense yeah " (6 times)
16. "hour hour half " (6 times)
17. "ll go grab " (6 times)
18. "three half years " (6 times)
19. "doesn really matter " (6 times)
20. "don give shit " (6 times)
21. "think makes sense " (6 times)
22. "don know want " (6 times)
23. "writing takes time " (5 times)
24. "choose adventure game " (5 times)
25. "yeah think think " (5 times)
26. "don know re " (5 times)
27. "three four five " (5 times)
28. "wait wait wait " (5 times)
29. "good quality life " (5 times)
30. "ll go ll " (5 times)
31. "don know anything " (5 times)
32. "re going go " (5 times)
33. "one two three " (5 times)
34. "bits said hello " (5 times)
35. "writing takes long " (5 times)
36. "people like oh " (5 times)
37. "red green colorblind " (5 times)
38. "don know yet " (4 times)
39. "marbled rye bread " (4 times)
40. "think ll ll " (4 times)
41. "doesn make sense " (4 times)
42. "really good example " (4 times)
43. "update may 28th " (4 times)
44. "jake don know " (4 times)
45. "redstone lapis copper " (4 times)
46. "level 30 mining " (4 times)
47. "yeah ve got " (4 times)
48. "holy shit dude " (4 times)
49. "something else right " (4 times)
50. "re gonna change " (4 times)

My pick: 7. "takes long time" (11 times)
 
If you want my disgusting two cents; It's very reminiscent of Adventure Time, along with, what I'm sure, is some anime sprinkled in (like every single internet artist). Thin, functional lines, highly simplistic, but stylized and cartoony, no nose, even the eyes match. Artists like this grew up on shows like Adventure Time and then incorporate it into their artstyle along with its style of humor. The more de-saturated colors show off a more serious tone, but having (overly) saturated colors can also be off-putting and painful to the eyes, this is a more neutral tone, which is still in clash with its obvious Adventure Time-esque origin, specifically the picture you sent, which has this overly cartoony facial expression, comic-book punch and cum-sock.

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That image from Mald's game is almost a shoe-in for the generic CalArts beanface meme. My two cents to add are that it's also smooth, simplistic, and generally inoffensive, sort of like the visual equivalent of a safe space for the easily offended and those eager to "fit in," even at the cost of creativity and individuality through style.
 
Last thing I want is to dickride furry faggot, but I hate this youtube grifter more than I hate Mald
All your arguments are moot, sorry. All of the faults with his code are valid arguments to someone who actually writes code, he's harsh, sure, but he's not a grifter and he's also an actual programmer. Learning from books is a legitimate way of learning to code as long as you're also coding, which he is. You are the genuine retard for asking why he can't just use 0 or 1 as true or false, if you don't get why, then don't complain about coding, coding conventions or coding critique. My Javascript-ass can read his code and see that it's just awful, along with most people in this thread that can code at a preschool level. Just insane behavior from you, honestly, welcome to the finding out timeline, bud. Now shut the fuck up about coding and start talking about how mister OOM shoves gnomes up his ferrets' asses.

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1 day before the tweet, Mald wakes up to find that his driveway was damaged by the crew, and that they touched the cables he used for his personal network provider. However, the driveway damage was repaired. Once again, he repeats the "federal crime to destroy mailbox" narrative
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This retard doesn't understand how easement works and purposely placing your mailbox on an active construction site is making him assume fault as well. If the mail box was already there I would get it. He also said he could place the mail box in another area next to the road but placed it in the way spitefully. This dude is a victim of himself and needs to be in a padded room. The orange pipe is apart of easement and comcast doesnt need permission to work on easement if they are within legality with state or county or whatever. They can also park equipment on easement or around if needed
 
Big thread, but can anyone direct me to where his dad (someone with accomplishments who might not be fucked in the head) might be talking about any of this?
I'm sure he loves Mald and is to some extent proud that Mald became this niche e-celeb without any actual game dev experience, but there's a point where he's got to want to suggest deescalating this whole thing.
 
Big thread, but can anyone direct me to where his dad (someone with accomplishments who might not be fucked in the head) might be talking about any of this?
I'm sure he loves Mald and is to some extent proud that Mald became this niche e-celeb without any actual game dev experience, but there's a point where he's got to want to suggest deescalating this whole thing.
Funny you ask, because there actually is this clip
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Clipped by thor's fans before diremaul, this is probably interpreted as a joke, but who knows what or how joeyray really feels.

Also I'm guessing the "I'm a man" thing is when he told his dad that he wanted to run off to the furry commune sex cult in canada, right before the stuff with wingless emoto.
Here you go
 
Are there no laws where he lives concerning the amount of animals one can keep? Since he isn't registered as a rescue, he would be keeping all those animals illegally. A lot of jurisdictions now have strict laws about the amount of animals someone can keep.
He registers them as sex toys, same category as his gnome collection. Goonerism isn't illegal, yet.
 
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