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I feel like the worst part of her 'setting myself on fire' story, was when she explained that the only thing she could hear was static, "like an off tuned TV station."
It didn't seem to have occurred to her/sunken in yet, that the sound she was hearing was the same ksssshhhh sound you hear when you drop a steak into a hot pan...
. It was literally her face/head frying...
Why would anybody with even the tiniest bit of imagination possibly think setting themselves on fire would do anything but destroy their own life.
Yeah, I guess it’s a delicate balance if you’re set on doing it. You have to find somewhere public enough that it will get media attention but not so public that you’ll be saved in time. I feel bad for the person who found her, that’s a fucked up day.

She should’ve stuck to pretending to boycott Starbucks like the others…
 
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I assumed it was an attempted suicide, is there reason to believe she intended to survive?
She Definitely didn't expect to survive.
The whole time she was frying she was thinking "ok, one more breath and I'll be dead and the pain will end, just one more breath and I'll be dead and the pain will end.." She was very upset to find she'd survived, but eventually found something to live for.
Horrifying.
 
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She Definitely didn't expect to survive.
The whole time she was frying she was thinking "ok, one more breath and I'll be dead and the pain will end, just one more breath and I'll be dead and the pain will end.." She was very upset to find she'd survived, but eventually found something to live for.
Horrifying.
Superficial nerve endings in the epidermis and upper dermis are typically destroyed in 2–10 seconds, in first-degree burns, eliminating surface nociceptors. Deeper tissues, second-degree burns, into dermis: Occur within 10–20 seconds, damaging deeper nerve endings. Some pain may persist in areas with partially intact nerves. Third-degree burns, through dermis is reached in 20–30 seconds in intense fires, completely destroying nerve endings in affected areas, stopping pain transmission entirely.

And that's not taking into account the effects of shock, hypoxia, or toxic fume inhalation which will drastically affect pain perception.

So, basically it's excruciating but brief (kinda like sex with me).
 
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Superficial nerve endings in the epidermis and upper dermis are typically destroyed in 2–10 seconds, in first-degree burns, eliminating surface nociceptors. Deeper tissues, second-degree burns, into dermis: Occur within 10–20 seconds, damaging deeper nerve endings. Some pain may persist in areas with partially intact nerves. Third-degree burns, through dermis is reached in 20–30 seconds in intense fires, completely destroying nerve endings in affected areas, stopping pain transmission entirely.

And that's not taking into account the effects of shock, hypoxia, or toxic fume inhalation which will drastically affect pain perception.

So, basically it's excruciating but brief (kinda like sex with me).
That's why she could hear her fat/skin frying but not really feel it.
The pain she was expecting to end was the rest of her body/lungs etc burning
 
Here is a question for the girls/women in here, as I am guessing half or more of the users who read this thread are female. I am not, so I have no direct experience with this.

Has this thread and others likely inoculated you from the pooner social contagion that has become an epidemic at the moment? Outsiders not familiar with our forum like to bag on how "transphobic" threads like these are, but I think that they are actually a positive thing in helping keep people who read them grounded in reality and to stay away from hormone fuckery and the SRS chop-shop.
I grew out of my gender dysphoria decades before it was considered 'normal' so when it became what it is today, I already knew most kids would grow out of it.
By the time it was a movement, I was vehemently against it. KiwiFarms was just the only place I could talk after I got banned from nearly everywhere else.
 
Anyone familiar with pooner authoress Johannes T. Evans knows that she's quite renowned for her disgusting, fucked-up erotica, but she's also a boring, piss-poor essayist who thinks having thousands of tweet threads under her belt a writer makes.
Reminder here she's DictionaryWrites on AO3, and likes writing bad porn for Deep Space Nine and Harry Potter.
 
I dread to imagine?

Worf, Quark and Rom in a three way or is it even more horrific than that?
As if a Klingon warrior, son of Mogh and of house Martok, is gonna fuck some ferengi. It’s bad enough he’s got a half human kid.

What’s going on?
 
That Li'l Pooner has to actively THINK to wash their hands and not take calls/photos/videos in the bathroom is mildly concerning, as is the fact that they have to specify that they need to remind themselves not to look at men's dicks, "even as a joke". Are pooners really as deaf to hygeine and privacy concerns as their MtF counterparts???
Tbf, pooners, even moreso than troons, are overwhelmingly clinically autistic.

Meet puckmeat, unfunny xittoid who probably botted the follows and despite posting a lot doesn't really have many interesting things to say
(I am not going to post the NSFW here, but for those brave enough you're free to sift through it for horror)
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This is a shame. You can see that she was/is a pretty girl, with that Winona Ryder/Keira Knightley, elfin phenotype. Very attractive, in the right girl.
She reminds me of Grimes, especially in her profile picture. Probably the thick eyebrows and big, gamine eyes.

She should’ve stuck to pretending to boycott Starbucks like the others…
She strikes me as a legitimate autist, and an unfortunate feature of autists getting sucked into activist movements is that a very large chunk of them do not realize that the non-autistic activists around them are almost always performative, superficially interested and involved in their "activism", and completely full of shit. Also, if you embarass them, as autists tend to do, they will completely abandon you. It's always been my opinion that this is how Trigglypuff came to be.

lmaooo this is a good one but she put out a video about how anti-semitism is bad and doesn’t have a place in the pro-Palestine movement. She’s, uh, very optimistic, if nothing else.
This kind of terminal naivete also adds to my theory that the human torch here is a legitimate autist.
 
Pooner gets so upset at the UK's decision to outline the definition of woman as tied to biology that she takes our her frustrations the only way she knows how: in the written word, with a helpline and a warning for people's mental health.
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The best friend sounds cool as hell. We love a new baby TERF.
 
I haven't read this thread for a good while, been busy. But recently, after never encountering a pooner and thinking they were extremely rare, I've somehow had TWO pooners get hired at my job! How the fuck does that happen? I have no one and nowhere else to vent about this with, so you guys will have to bear with me rudely butting in the thread like this...

The first one has wispy peachfuzz stache and for whatever reason still wears skirts and dresses to work, but does not shave her legs. She has a girlfriend, I have no idea if this one is also trans too or what. I misgendered her a lot the first week or so of knowing her but had to correct myself. Now I have to refer to it as "him" or "they" at all times. It sucks but whatever. She apparently is a theatre nerd who plays male characters on stage. Besides that though, she doesn't come off as male very well, and seemingly puts no effort in that.

I remember meeting her father and thinking he was like a caricature of a Redditor. He wore a N94 face mask, was super techy, spoke about Marvel movies.

It was already hard enough with one pooner but now a second one has been hired. Fuck my life. I am very interested in seeing how they interact with each other though. Do pooners get jealous of each other or what?
 
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This one is pretty unfortunate, a ftm was married to her abusive husband who was 17 years older than her. Of course the guy troons out and now she feels like no one will take her abuse seriously anymore.
Tw: sexual assault/rape
So im struggling with something atm and i need some advice. I was married to someone for a few years, we were together for around 8 years, from when I was 21 to 29. To make a long story short, it was a very controlling relationship. Im on disability and they took my check and used 100% for bills, I didn't even have an allowance. I wasnt allowed to drive, while they were at work I was called 3-4 times a day, and was expected to be available for them at all times, including for sex. I did almost all household chores and yardwork despite my disability because they refused. There is a 17 year gap between us, and at the very end, the final straw was physical force and sexual coercion/marital rape.
So, all in all, it was a VERY traumatic relationship. I left and tried to move on, but now im sort of... conflicted, because this person has now transitioned and started taking estrogen and living as a woman. And part of me feels invalidated, part of me feels somehow gaslit by this. Saying "my ex wife raped me" doesn't convey what happened, and because of how sexist our society is, me being a younger man and her now being an older woman, it completely changes the narrative that most people will assume happened. And im... upset. I was not raped by a woman, you know? She wasnt a woman when she did those things to me. But I dont want to turn into some bitter transphobic guy who refuses to acknowledge her identity because thats about more than just her. But ALSO im hesitant to say I was assaulted by a trans woman, because of the whole narrative around THAT.
I dunno. I feel really... conflicted, like I said. I just dont know how to navigate this or how to frame my thoughts about it. if anyone has anything helpful to say that could help me figure out my feelings around it, I would really appreciate it. Peace and love yall.
Many in the comments are right in that rape is still rape no matter the sex, but with their community being full on creeps and predators we all know how this story goes.

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I have no one and nowhere else to vent about this with, so you guys will have to bear with me rudely butting in the thread like this...
As long as we're sharing workplace pooner stories, a pooner stopped by my workplace recently. She passed somewhat well except for the birthing hips, laughably embarrassing facial hair that any self-respecting male would shave, having a total frog voice, and being sub-manlet height. It took everything in me not to just point and laugh.

I'm just tired and done with it all. Clown world must burn.
 
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