Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Everything surrounding his DOE job is pretty vague due to confidentiality, so it’s easier for Mald to push whatever narrative he wants. Because of that, I think he also felt more comfortable being a bit more truthful. Still, he has many a time boasted with a proud chest about how he hacked power plants for the government, anyway.

He also throws around the term penetration testing alot. The phrase 'hack powerplants' probably means hacking the chained locks with a machete

Mind you, with his arms it probably takes a whole day to hack away at one lock.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Wait....this nigger is on record saying his game wasn't inspired by undertale


That is an insane claim

No stalker child, my game was inspired by Earthbound, which just so happens to be the game that also inspired Undertale. Heartbound and Undertale having similar themes, a human boy adventuring through a quirky animal world with similar JRPG mechanics is purely coincidental. Thinking otherwise is insane behavior, enjoy prison.

 

[Mettaur]

Wait....this nigger is on record saying his game wasn't inspired by undertale


That is an insane claim

The only reason he's using Gamemaker is because of Undertale. He's expressed at length how much he admires Toby Fox and his work. It's just a flagrant lie to claim otherwise.

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

https://www.highergov.com/contract/DEHS0000086/#status

I dug up what I believe to be the contract and read through what they were contracted for. It appears to be general advisory, including but not limited to issues that would fall under cyber security, but this is under general advisory. In other words, they were essentially a contracted IEEE inspector.

Eagle Research Corp itself is clearly a bog standard engineering support firm contracted by the US government. They don't offer hacking services, or system stress testing services, or push any security firm stuff. Their document list is also publicly available on their website and it's the products and services they offer, which do not include anything OPSEC or hacking adjacent, as far as I saw. They certainly may handle something hacking-adjacent, like network testing, but we're talking about "preventing Stuxnet" (Not plugging your porn USB drive into the SC class network) instead of writing Stuxnet (Are your centrifuges running? You better go catch them!)

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Checking their hiring page, you see that they are really just a general consulting firm. Yellow is stuff you could like, teeeechnically call hacking in terms of a power plant. Like, skills you would have to know, but chances are Jason's role in this was making sure their network was up to code.

Which, to be completely clear, being the subject matter advisor on the topic of network security for an engineering firm which has won over 250 million dollars from the US government is something he could claim and it's perfectly respectable, but it doesn't sound as cool as "The government payed me to hack their power plants"

I think 100% of malds hacking experience is just repeating stuff he's heard about LosT

https://infocondb.org/presenter/ryan-clarke-lost

He's been malding in discord for hours. I guess that's how he spends his heartbound dev time now.

 

[Yamaha YM2612]

The only reason he's using Gamemaker is because of Undertale. He's expressed at length how much he admires Toby Fox and his work. It's just a flagrant lie to claim otherwise.

Hey I like toby fox too. He's inspired my shit too. Nothing wrong with that. But to deny the influence when it's so obvious...

This guy is a maniac

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

He's been malding in discord for hours. I guess that's how he spends his heartbound dev time now.

Speaking of Discord, where's the guy that is infiltrated in his Discord? I love watching Jason mald and abuse his cult.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

It's really funny to me that Mald is active in his own discord server lol most creators stop participating in that shit after it grows to a point because of how tiresome it is to be surrounded by people begging for your attention but he probably likes that.

 

[The Stranger]

Jason doing what he loves the most
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Jesus Christ he has a fucking twitch command to list all of his embellished jobs

 

[Retink Retunk]

Wait....this nigger is on record saying his game wasn't inspired by undertale


That is an insane claim

Deranged behavior, honestly. Why would he do that?

 

[AAAAAAaaaaaa]

Jesus Christ he has a fucking twitch command to list all of his embellished jobs

Idk why I'm still surprised at how big of a narcissistic faggot he is.

 

[kiwifarms net]

Im not gonna bother watching his boring ass streams but is the ban counter his thing or something people add when clipping? because if it is, he's just giving attention to trolls. literally the one thing you shouldn't do. for someone that's been an edgy internet hacker for as long as he has, he should know this by now. insane behavior, stay frosty, hope this helps, etc etc

It's further proof of his extreme narcissistardism. It actually reminds me of one faggot I encountered in a multiplayer lobby, where I glanced at chat to see two retards slapfighting over nothing. One guy was doing the usual "your fuckin retarded man" spiel, and the second guy was all "you can't stop thinking about me," pretty much word-for-word. They would just keep going back and forth like that. One guy trying to convince the other he's wrong and retarded. The other taunting him and soaking in the attention. Genuinely lowkey sounded like he was getting off to somebody having them in their mind, cumsock and all. It wasn't trolling for sport, I can sniff that out just fine, but this was genuine toxic narcissism. As for the "and then everybody clapped" conclusion, I pointed out that the second retard was a narcissist and that the only winning move is to ignore him. For some reason the second guy shut up afterwards, which I didn't expect even though the first retard kept trying to verbally swing at him. If anyone can explain that to me, it would be appreciated.

Jason Hall is that second retard. You can call him whatever you want, but he is privately jerking off to the attention. Like that "class clown" everyone's had in grade school who would nigger it up as loud as possible, as often as possible, despite literally everyone except other niggers being tired of his shit and telling him he's an unfunny asshole. Just like those """people,""" Malding's mind is doing more impressive mental gymnastics than you can even imagine all for the sole purpose of transforming negative attention into raw cumsock power. That's why he will never learn, why he'll squander every opportunity, why he'll abuse everything he can reach, and why he'll remain a top tier lolcow, forever and forever unto infinity.

It'll take a year or two for the a-logs trolling his stream to die down, but once they do he'll have no choice but to systematically rape all his ferrets to death just to chase that dragon again. Then, he'll have absolutely nothing. No credibility, no ferrets, no pooner, no finished game, just streaming 12 hours a day with viewers in the single digits. That's when the greatest schadenfreude milk will flow. I cannot wait for the promised day.

 

[roach69]

Im a bit confused with the n-word you people keep throwing around. So if narcissistic disorder or whatever confirmed, does it imply that Maldavius is a mentally ill dude, who can't help himself? Kinda makes it sad to hate on him, with that in mind

 

[canalCrab]

Im a bit confused with the n-word you people keep throwing around. So if narcissistic disorder or whatever confirmed, does it implies that Maldavius is a mentally ill dude, who can't help himself? Kinda makes it sad to hate on him, with that in mind

Tbh, ridicule is one of the few things that MAY get through to him eventually. Narcissism disorder is pretty much impossible to treat, as people with it are too narcissistic to seek treatment.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Im a bit confused with the n-word you people keep throwing around. So if narcissistic disorder or whatever confirmed, does it implies that Maldavius is a mentally ill dude, who can't help himself? Kinda makes it sad to hate on him, with that in mind

The defining characteristic of a narcissist is a complete inability to even consider that they might be one.

 

[roach69]

The defining characteristic of a narcissist is a complete inability to even consider that they might be one.

I see how it can blur the line between a lying piece of shit, and a lying piece of shit who can't stop lying on his own, and needs help.

 

[cigint]

Im a bit confused with the n-word you people keep throwing around. So if narcissistic disorder or whatever confirmed, does it implies that Maldavius is a mentally ill dude, who can't help himself? Kinda makes it sad to hate on him, with that in mind

We can go fully deterministic and say we're all just spectators of our own psyche, all our choices are predetermined by the circumstances of our birth and upbringing which we had no input in. Then we would all be equally without guilt in all circumstances. Antisocial behaviors of every persuasion are modernly styled as various "conditions". Dahmer too was insane but we do not say you have no right to hate and loathe him.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Wait....this nigger is on record saying his game wasn't inspired by undertale


That is an insane claim

Even ignoring the timing and similarities of the game. Undertale uses gamemaker, it is very odd that a "seasoned game dev" would also "coincidentally" use the same beginner friendly engine instead of using something like Unity or build their own engine for the game.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

You can call him whatever you want, but he is privately jerking off to the attention.
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Then, he'll have absolutely nothing. No credibility, no ferrets, no pooner, no finished game, just streaming 12 hours a day with viewers in the single digits That's when the greatest schadenfreude milk will flow. I cannot wait for the promised day.

His ban-bot and the ban-counter are speed-running his descent into lolcowdom, and I'm not sure he realizes it. He's too busy huffing his own farts over the amount of bans per day, that I don't think he understands he's banning the only audience he has left: trolls.

No one of worth wants to collab with him any longer, and no one but on-the-fringe pariahs even attempt to side with him on anything. It's not even about who's right and wrong, it's strictly about the narrative and about ad revenue, as Mald pointed out.

His image has been carved into stone, and he can't change it now. He's completely fucked.

I see how it can blur the line between a lying piece of shit, and a lying piece of shit who can't stop lying on his own, and needs help.

It's important to not victimize a narcissist, they victimize themselves quit a bit on their own. One of the things they're good at is seeking sympathy, and they know how to weaponize other people's empathy against them.

Let's not forget that Mald constantly misgenders his transgender boyfriend in public. That is not a choice being made for Shaye's benefit, how could it be? It's a choice to protect Mald's image. And it goes on like that for him. Every choice made by Mald will primarily benefit him over others. Always. Even if his decisions secondarily or tangentially benefit someone else somehow.

It's the same reason he wasn't just cheating on his wife, but cheating on his mistress with another dude! Never mind the constant gaslighting and lying he does to the people around him.

Is he adolf hitler? No. But he's not a good guy, regardless of whether or not he can control it. He hurts people in a real way on a consistent basis.

 

[Shoemaker]

You don't need to pay elon
just use cobalt.tools
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*shrugs* insane behavior

EDIT: give me the late clocks, I got ninja'd

Classic nepo baby, within an organization when you cant fire people you just move them around and hope they dont bother, but this guy is such a annoying prick he ALWAYS has to be the center of attention, so he was in QA while the most atrocious release of a game in the history of the entire company D3, and what happens after this fiasco?

He gets... promoted to security? Quickly within what, 2 years he becomes a Senior? even people that become Seniors in 5 years its an accomplishment, this stinks of nepobaby, and then they try and move him to basically a GM role, which is entry level in the company, of course like always he embellishes it, but someone that looks at bots with reduced pay is a Game Master, you basically reply to players to solve dumb issues and look for bots.

His whole experience at Blizz is, apply as dev, get hired as QA because nepobaby, get promoted, royally fuck up, forced to change roles to security, get promoted,(I wonder what happened here), forced to change role to the most basic thing in the company, leaves while trashtalking the company and makes a shit game maker game to shit even harder on the company calling everyone inside soulless robots.

I imagine he doesnt have a mother if his father gives him this much leeway, but really if he truly loved him he should have smacked him around maybe he would be a human being today instead of whatever this is.

 

[roach69]

Tbh, ridicule is one of the few things that MAY get through to him eventually. Narcissism disorder is pretty much impossible to treat, as people with it are too narcissistic to seek treatment.

I guess bullying in school was a somewhat healthy way to cure people like him