Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

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tomorrow's the day we figure out whether or not this guy will age regress back to 14 and start posting pictures of lanky kong talking about how epic gamer girl pee and fortnite is
 
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Dammit Mandrake! said:
COTTON CANDY!!!! YUM!
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See, I know that. You know that. Nintendo knows that. But it doesn’t matter.
Product Placement said:
The digital copy of Donkey Kong I got cheap on amazon japan, is already playable. If anyone cares, it does boot up in English.
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Based on the conversion rate, it’s a little under $50 in the US. I might have to look into that.
 
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Never Scored said:
I didn't bring it up. I just commented because it's incredibly retarded that you'd be so smug about the impossibility of an emulator existing when the console has been out about a month and has a single exclusive game.
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He asked why not pirate. There's no emulator. Simple as that.
 
Ilikeoreos said:
I'm not sure if this is has been mentioned yet but
the ending to Donkey Kong Bananza has leaked on youtube and K. Rool is the final boss.
I seriously wasn't expecting that
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That was surprising just because Nintendo has sat on K. Rool for years without using him. Either the developers wanted to surprise everyone by bringing him back after years or corporate saw his appearance in Smash Bros was well received and decided adding him would generate a few extra dollars.

So he's finally back, Performing for you
If you know your place, You can join him too
Put you're claws together, For a villan most kruel
K-k-k-ause this time, He's here to Rool
 
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You know it's really interesting, ever since Nintendo replaced Iwata with Furakawa they've been acting very similarly to all the big established german companies I've worked for. Belligerent unfriendly arrogance towards both the customers and workers backed by worse and worse products. Makes sense because Furakawa worked for Nintendo Germany as a finance guy before he got promoted.
 
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73_Autistic_Fuck_54 said:
Just got done watching the df video on dk bonanza. It drops down to 30 fps for extended periods of time (an entire boss fight drops to 30(.
This game runs like ASS and they're charging 70 fucking dollars for it.
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That kinda sucks but it's not a deal breaker by any means.

Two Dollars said:
Good to know this thread is still spergy as ever. Anyway I’m sure this color scheme won’t have any negative repercussions.
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That could be a deal breaker by all means.
 
I bought Bananza and have played only about two hours. Zero framerate issue but my biggest problem is this game is just nonstop button mashing.

I hardly see what's happening because its just particles everywhere while smashing the same buttons over and over. Gets kinda repetitive really fast.

Maybe it will get less mashy but I'm not blown away so far. Mario Oddesy definitely blew me away pretty early, so when I saw that comparison and the same company made it I was really excited.

I don't feel like I’m exploring the world, I'm just destroying everything all the time. Hopefully it gets better- my kid likes it, maybe I'm just old and lame.
 
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Unnecessary Surgery Land said:
I bought Bananza and have played only about two hours. Zero framerate issue but my biggest problem is this game is just nonstop button mashing.

I hardly see what's happening because its just particles everywhere while smashing the same buttons over and over. Gets kinda repetitive really fast.

Maybe it will get less mashy but I'm not blown away so far. Mario Oddesy definitely blew me away pretty early, so when I saw that comparison and the same company made it I was really excited.

I don't feel like I’m exploring the world, I'm just destroying everything all the time. Hopefully it gets better- my kid likes it, maybe I'm just old and lame.
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Nah I’m im the same boat as you here. It’s not scratching a 3D platformer itch for me and the camera issues remind me of the PS1 days
 
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Ilikeoreos said:
I HATED having to play through the arcade game twice to get the Nintendo coin. Say what you will about DK64 but my memories of it are very rose tinted except for that one part. It wouldn't have so bad if not for the fact that they only gave you one life. I wish they woukd put it on NSO because being able to rewind and use save states for that part would make it a lot more tolerable.
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I was 10 when it came out. I rented it at blockbuster for two consecutive weeks, got all the way up to the castle world, but then when I got the game for Xmas, I think that was one of the first games that truly felt taxing on a replay. But at least I got that expansion card from it for Perfect Dark months later.
Never Scored said:
Plus, most of the best games Microsoft put out for Xbox & Xbox 360 have been available on their digital storefront for nearly 20 years at this point,
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There's still a great deal of games still tethered to the original Xbox that may never see the light of day whether they're exclusives (JSRF, Unreal Championship 2), spinoffs of franchises (Far Cry Instincts), had unique XBL functionality (MechAssault), or had unique content and changed up just enough to constitute being its own thing (Rainbow Six 3/BA vs Raven Shield).
 
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Ilikeoreos said:
I HATED having to play through the arcade game twice to get the Nintendo coin. Say what you will about DK64 but my memories of it are very rose tinted except for that one part. It wouldn't have so bad if not for the fact that they only gave you one life. I wish they woukd put it on NSO because being able to rewind and use save states for that part would make it a lot more tolerable.
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SlipNHonkMach2 said:
I was 10 when it came out. I rented it at blockbuster for two consecutive weeks, got all the way up to the castle world, but then when I got the game for Xmas, I think that was one of the first games that truly felt taxing on a replay. But at least I got that expansion card from it for Perfect Dark months later.
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I replayed DK64 within the last year. It is a pretty good 3D platformer but Rare fell a bit too far into a formula for DK. Banjo-Kazooie had their standardized challenges like jinjos and witch switches, but that game (and Banjo-Tooie) had much more variety within each level.

DK64 is more or less the same ten challenges in every level, rinse and repeat but with a different texture and background music. A good game but definitely a step back.
 
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