Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Didn't they change Early into a nog in the last season because UH went on a racist rant?

Something like that.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I was thinking Cobes is more akin to Unknown Hinson for his affinity for "Party liquor", and he's probably considered drinking aftershave filtered through a loaf of bread at least once in his life.

Even has his own Shon
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Yep yerp! Get lickured urhp!

Our favourite in house dentist released a second video about our boys teeth. It's so bad I had to stop and brush my teeth during it to feel better.

https://rumble.com/v6wbdww-dentist-explains-kingcobrajfs-2.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a

Yerp, another Doctor Kopperald

 

[Law]

UH is a good comparison too.

"Fish Camp Womern" could easily be an ode to NAL. ah layk tha way yew smell. . . .

Cobra, or a version of Cobra that was played by an art student, would've absolutely killed on public access TV, where Unknown Hinson got his start.
Current Cobra has way too much dead air, and is therefore ill-suited for the fast-paced and dynamic environment of public access sketch comedy.

 

[ASeabear8952]

A new subreddit has been discovered. Apparently it’s been around for awhile.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mostdefnotwhatsup/s/cEgNzSBQ2h

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

A new subreddit has been discovered. Apparently it’s been around for awhile.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mostdefnotwhatsup/s/cEgNzSBQ2h

Finally a good place to get some dank ava grande art hacks toobz. Credit goes to u/FecalFear for most of these.

Spoiler: many arts

 

[Candover]

"Fish Camp Womern" could easily be an ode to NAL. ah layk tha way yew smell. . . .

Cobra, or a version of Cobra that was played by an art student, would've absolutely killed on public access TV, where Unknown Hinson got his start.
Current Cobra has way too much dead air, and is therefore ill-suited for the fast-paced and dynamic environment of public access sketch comedy.

Two personal favorites of mine, and the first one is more relevant than ever with Cobes actually living in a trailer and eating potted meat.

Cobes on public access in Casper would be amazing.

 

[CheesyBoy]

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we should be VERY grateful the boy never discovered video head cleaner or his brain would've completely melted by now.

I could see poppers going very badly because I don't think he would know to sniff them and would drink it thinking it was like a Five Hour Energy kind of thing.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Finally a good place to get some dank ava grande art hacks toobz. Credit goes to u/FecalFear for most of these.

Good lord.

I could see poppers going very badly because I don't think he would know to sniff them and would drink it thinking it was like a Five Hour Energy kind of thing.

That is exactly what I thought that picture was.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Finally a good place to get some dank ava grande art hacks toobz. Credit goes to u/FecalFear for most of these.

He still seems like a faggot reddit gaylog though. I'm gonna tell him to neck himself just to be safe.

 

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drink it thinking it was like a Five Hour Energy kind of thing.

Ricky's de-energy drink!

 

[JeffreyMaxwell]

I was thinking Cobes is more akin to Unknown Hinson for his affinity for "Party liquor", and he's probably considered drinking aftershave filtered through a loaf of bread at least once in his life.

Unknown Hinson is a killer guitarist. Adult Swim were pussies for firing him.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

He would shoot his dick off in front of Ellen before stealing Walt’s GoFundMe money

Did he actually steal that money? Or was it just gaylord ops from the troles?

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

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i still can't believe this image exists

I love YouTube channels that just read Wikipedia articles on the topic, or use footage from other sources without credit and do no independent research of their own.

Did he actually steal that money? Or was it just gaylord ops from the troles?

I think it was refunded? Maybe I'm wrong

 

[Sergeant Cripple]

Finally a good place to get some dank ava grande art hacks toobz. Credit goes to u/FecalFear for most of these.

The animation of him punching the fridge is hilarious!

 

[Hard R]

i just realized that teeth are not a need, they're a want

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

I could see poppers going very badly because I don't think he would know to sniff them and would drink it thinking it was like a Five Hour Energy kind of thing.

What's Up Yooooutooobz! It's yer BOY Gothick King Cobrah! Here with another Dank Whiff Combo. This time we're going to be trying scorpionking mixed with man musk. I'm not sure why these things seem to be marketed towards gay dudes, but it is what it is.

 

[Mr Sister]

Did he actually steal that money? Or was it just gaylord ops from the troles?

I think it was refunded? Maybe I'm wrong

You are right, money was refunded to everyone that donated. It got shut down by trolls. Who knows what would have happened if he got the money

 

[CheesyBoy]

What's Up Yooooutooobz! It's yer BOY Gothick King Cobrah! Here with another Dank Whiff Combo. This time we're going to be trying scorpionking mixed with man musk. I'm not sure why these things seem to be marketed towards gay dudes, but it is what it is.

His boghole does not need to get more relaxed.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

He would’ve ended up like Jesco White, The Dancing Outlaw.

ETA: I thought about it and they have a lot in common. Like obsession with a musician: Elvis & Ozzy-Troublesome relationships/ Live in Buttfuck, Nowhere/Multi-substance abusers/ Questionable IQ/ Love of ranting.
I’m sure there’s more things I missed.

If you are interested in this specimens legacy, I highly recommend you watch The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. Fun fact! There is a child in this doc that went on to murder someone over two dollars when they hit 20 and are now serving life in prison (he premiers at around the 18 minute mark)
Oh, and a woman had her baby taken away cause she crushed and snorted oxy right after she gave birth on camera.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

If you are interested in this specimens legacy, I highly recommend you watch The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. Fun fact! There is a child in this doc that went on to murder someone over two dollars when they hit 20 and are now serving life in prison.
Oh, and a woman had her baby taken away cause she crushed and snorted oxy right after she gave birth on camera.

I’ve seen that too. I used to catch re-uploads of Derkie’s (the Boone County mating call guy) Facebook beg-a-thons on YouTube for a while too. They’re all so fucking insane it’s hard to put into words. I think Mamie may be my personal favorite besides Jesco.