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- Apr 28, 2015
Are sharpies his version of Crayola model fucking magic?
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Good to see Phil is still DEMANDING money from people like the greedy, entitled shit he is instead of humbly asking like a normal person would. But I'm sure he won't see any corroboration between his selfish demands and the lack of donations he's been getting recently since he hasn't a shred of humility in his fat, greasy body.
I fully expect him to start calling people out by name to beg at as his trip draws closer.
I don't know whether the Sharpie smell would make things better or worse. If the smell is strong enough to overpower Phil's own reek (There IS a way to dye with Sharpies, but from the pics it looks like he legit just scribbled all over that thing.
I also like that he's having to put off working on it until the sharpie smell dissipates, but apparently has no problem inhaling the filth fumes the thing already emits.
Please tell me that's fucking leather that he just sharpied.
Even if it was listed as "genuine" leather, it still would be crap. Genuine leather is bottom of the barrel which is why it's cheaper and doesn't last nearly as long as the high quality material.Please tell me that's fucking leather that he just sharpied.
He does suck at maths, but not quite as badly as it first appears. He actually says it survived "the second half of five years of houselessness." He doesn't specify when in 2014 he got it, so he might be more-or-less right in terms of the time frame.Honestly is this just me
Phil claims the jacket survived 5 years of houselessness
So was bought it 2014
He gets housing late last year.......and somehow travels to 2019 ???
Does Phil suck a maths that bad
He does suck at maths, but not quite as badly as it first appears. He actually says it survived "the second half of five years of houselessness." He doesn't specify when in 2014 he got it, so he might be more-or-less right in terms of the time frame.
However, it is still very autistic to dye a vest with a Sharpie.
Thats why the government gives you money, numb-nuts.
Not to mention that ECW as a brand has been dead for 7 years.Nothing makes a cause more credible than throwing in mentions of sports entertainment.
I remember MLKS moving "hulkamania" speech and how "austin 3:16" reunited Germany.
Hillary really missed out by not using the #givedivasachance.
Uses sharpies to restore a vest but cant fix a damn hole in his pants.
He's still wrong since he was never really "houseless"
And yes it's "houseless" now since the "homeless" lie appears to be close to exposure.
I think "houseless" is one of those bullshit SJW euphemisms for homeless bums.
Even though I would bet that a lot of us (even white CIS males) probably don't own houses, especially those of us who live in big cities.
I'd argue that Phil was more homeless than houseless. He had places to stay most of the time, even to the extent of having a permanent address for a while. But he's never really settled anywhere. It's not like he's part of any sort of community, he just latches on to whatever group will let him in until he can't get any more out of them.It's a term used to describe someone living on the streets but choosing to do so.
"I don't have a house but I have a home"
So basically it's bullshit to make being a failure who got banned from all the shelters romantic.