Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[hand holding faggot]

Is there an apology form I can fill for slandering yandere dev's coding skills?

Write him an email, he'll be happy to read it instead of making the game.

 

[Shekel Puff]

Latest game jam only has 3 submissions at the moment with 10 days left.
(Ironically the SKG initiative ends in 10 days too with just ~150 signatures missing to hit the overdrive goal)

 

[my penis is on fire]

Latest game jam only has 3 submissions at the moment with 10 days left.

That's normal for game jams, most of the time 90% of the submissions come in the day before the deadline.

 

[Troonos]

Hey, it was the bulk of the post to be fair. Like I said though, you're still right about Jason being ugly.

It was none of my post.

 

[protorua]

Off topic, but is there any proof of Jason cheating in the Witness (as claimed in this video)? The only thing I can remember from half a year ago is one clip where he couldn't solve the puzzle, went off camera for some time, came back and solved it. But I played the game for the first time around the same time (I really liked it) and I've had these moments as well because sometimes you really just need a break to solve a puzzle.
The thing I found suspicious is that Jason, the puzzle master, hadn't played the Witness until that moment. It's more likely that he had played the game before and knew pretty much all he needed to know.

As I remember it, this game has multiple ways to solve the puzzles but somehow the solutions Maldy always found matched the solutions from a guide that was available and he stopped playing before he got to the randomized puzzles at the end of the game that he couldn't just cheat at.

 

[Mio Naganohara]

Here's some Mald lore going all the way back to his aspirations of becoming an entomologist ("research too hard" so he went to get a nepo job at Blizzard instead).

The guy who wanted to study bugs is now fully triggered by internet randoms saying "roach"

 

[Margo Martindale]

A phenomenon I've witnessed multiple times is when streamers will have their chat spammed with tranny flags on twitch and they dare not say a word about it. Not even a "please stop spamming chat". It's a hostage situation.

Late but I see it in a lot of discord servers I follow for games and updates for them. Devs will post an update announcement and there is always SOMEONE who reacts with a trans flag

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Uhhh, if this whole game is just mald projecting, is mald painting his dog as the bad guy? But for what though? Turning him into a furry? But the dog died...did mald molest it to death? There was that screenshot of mald saying how brown colored huskies turns him on...right?

The dog's not meant to be the villain, I think. The game's main plot is you trying to rescue its soul after beating the shit out of its corrupted counterpart. He's also based off of Shaye's German shepherd who died (a large brown dog ), so I guess it's Mald helping his pooner wife deal with her grief over the dog's death by writing it into the game?

 

[BigPeanut]

Off topic, but is there any proof of Jason cheating in the Witness (as claimed in this video)? The only thing I can remember from half a year ago is one clip where he couldn't solve the puzzle, went off camera for some time, came back and solved it. But I played the game for the first time around the same time (I really liked it) and I've had these moments as well because sometimes you really just need a break to solve a puzzle.
The thing I found suspicious is that Jason, the puzzle master, hadn't played the Witness until that moment. It's more likely that he had played the game before and knew pretty much all he needed to know.

It’s not that it happened once, it happened for every moderately difficult puzzle in every puzzle game he played. He’s stumped and then you see him eyeballing chat and all of a sudden he has a eureka moment.

He was solving puzzles in like 4 minutes that took entire communities of actual smart people WEEKS to figure out together.

 

[protorua]

He was solving puzzles in like 4 minutes that took entire communities of actual smart people MONTHS to figure out together.

I think that's Animal Well you're talking about. It took 10 days for the community to solve the secret ending and then Maldy completed it all by himself coincidentally on the same day a guide was published for it. There was also proof of him cheating in Outer Wilds and Tunic but I don't think he was properly called out for the Witness apart from in this thread.

 

[limbdiction]

Here's some Mald lore

*opens mspaint*

"So I was at Amazon making a whole bunch of money using a high level programming language called Python to develop their game engine. Don't use that engine. It sucks, no reason. Yeah, so anyway then I got my sixth black badge and this one was with honors. And so the President asked me if I wanted to single handedly hack nuclear power plants for the Department of Energy. Well there were seven of us on the team, but I did most of the work. And we mostly ran reports. For a contractor, ten weeks out of the year. It was actually pretty boring, and the contract got cancelled. But then I got famous because a Youtuber played my kickstarter abandonware, and the rest is history."

*switches back to ferretfucker.games*

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Dear Kiwis, Dear Lurkers, Dear Ross, Dear Mald,



Today is a resounding day of victory.
Mere moments after the birthday of our favorite retard, Jason "Maldavius Figtree" Hall, we have reached our objective.
One point four million of you, your friends, your family, and even complete strangers, have gotten together to claim, together:

"Fuck off, game corponiggers."

All the way from Ross' initial videos, a decade ago, to the start of the petition, it was, unfortunately, not the most successful.
Mald, nigger that he is, managed to use his artificial clout to try to close the movement's casket. And, for a while, he succeeded.

Ross, desperate after yet another limp response to his movement, was about to throw in the towel, and ranted on youtube.
But, if any of you have been anywhere on the farms, you'll know: a lolcow always acts against their better judgement, and always lands us in the funniest timeline.
Mald, the biggest, most retarded gorilla nigger one may have ever seen, couldn't stop himself, he had to speak out once again.

And, on that day, something incredible happened. Mald's sheer fucking retardation inspired the rest of the planet.
Especially the Finns, with a resounding "Perkele!" from 1% of the entire country, and the Krauts, 300 000 of them remembering that, actually, Hitler was a socialist.
Everybody, small and large, both in body and in audience, came together to add a sentence to the original claim:

"And fuck you too, Mald."

May this remain a lesson for all involved: We live in the funniest timeline, and the funniest outcome will always succeed, especially at the expense of a lolcow.
Godsneed, y'all. Godsneed.


"This image was created by @DefinitelyNotMe "

P.S.: I've retrieved anAI GENERATED message from a different version of Mr mAIldAIvius fAIgtree from another, alternate universe, using advanced quantum AI GENERATION to get this statement:

Do note that any similarity between this audio and any real person or action is purely incidental, and nothing said in this AI generated audio clip by F5-TTS claims that anything may or may not have happened in our current reality.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

I would like to thank Mald, for taking us this far.

 

[cigint]

Off topic, but is there any proof of Jason cheating in the Witness

Of course not, there's never any proof of him looking up solutions, because that would basically require him to out himself by accidentally streaming his guide.

But for example in Animal well, he travels across the entire map because he's suddenly decided to solve the puzzle of the "wombat", which just happens to be the next step he needs to do in a series of puzzles. "Actually chat, we've been calling it a wombat the whole game, but I believe it's actually a groundhog, because it refuses to come out of his hole." umm okay. "Wait a minute guys, wait a minute. I just got a crazy idea. I'm going to change my system time to February 2nd, which I do believe is Groundhog Day. And now we reload the game... AHA, I solved it. It's such a clever puzzle guys!"

I mean you are the ultimate niggercattle if you think that's organic.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

I’m

Every time the flames start to die down, he finds some way to reignite them it feels like.

He’s on a downward spiral hype train. Gotta keep that hate going, he’s looking to break the record.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Get fucking destroyed, Mald.

 

[Maeis]

Ross is live with The Act Man, notable gaming commentator.

 

[hand holding faggot]

But for example in Animal well, he travels across the entire map because he's suddenly decided to solve the puzzle of the "wombat", which just happens to be the next step he needs to do in a series of puzzles. "Actually chat, we've been calling it a wombat the whole game, but I believe it's actually a groundhog, because it refuses to come out of his hole." umm okay. "Wait a minute guys, wait a minute. I just got a crazy idea. I'm going to change my system time to February 2nd, which I do believe is Groundhog Day. And now we reload the game... AHA, I solved it. It's such a clever puzzle guys!"

The best example in Animal Well is how he notices a poster in the background and says "It's a map". The whole Albino vid about it is pretty good.

 

[Seedling]

Is there an apology form I can fill for slandering yandere dev's coding skills?

Mald vindicated Yandere dev coding skills and work ethic, the only line Mald still has to cross to outgun him is chasing after minors in his audience.

 

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

Good Animator, James Lee /NOX posted an nice video about SKG and have nice Maldy tumbnail: