Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
I hope that they have a way to deal healthily with the fallout. I pray their church is not one of those 'you have to forgive amd treat them like it never happened' kinds.
I hope they encounter a therapist who gives them permission to get angry before moving on to understanding and enlightenment. Children in abusive homes are never allowed to have negative feelings, let alone negative feelings about how their captors are treating them.

By the time they’re adults I suspect Nick (if he’s still alive) will have moved on from Kayla and be living his trashy dream of doing drugs and fucking skanks. I’ve seen this play out in another family and the kids did not need to be persuaded to keep that father at arm’s length while he drank himself to death.
 
THIS is Nick’s idea of humility?! And joy?! He is AT ALL TIMES a storm of arrogance and misery.

I need to lie down.
Let me tell you a story
Bout a man who's brain dead
Poor guy ate some goo
never kept his kids fed
Then one day he was craftin up some "proof"
When out from the judge shouted "YOU'RE A BUMBLIN TOOL"
Go to jail
RIGHT Now
2 years
The Minnesota kunt n Coomers


Nick's Humility:
1. One year AFTER arrest in may 2024, the hackamania aaron-kayla fridge; manufactured texts, texts between kayla n aaron; actual aaron texts and aaron pictutes; hackamania FLYER and posts focus on Aaron in las vegas at special additional price 250 a head.

2. June 2025 AFTER arrest: fake bodycam pix

3. After arrest Fraudulantly pretended to be sean/kurt account while still signed in as rekieta law

4. Hacked Aaron socials and as a lawyer who knows how to research still claims not hacking.

5. June 2025 invites peedoh melt to aaron hro hearing and place to stay [about his wife as a "victim" and not a scorned lover].

6. July 2025 MORE than one year AFTER arrest, Supports CP talk of melton, minn RP statute specifically IDs this as not protected obscene speech in casillas case 2020

7. Kunt Kayla SO A-FEARED she cannot perform daily life functions, goes on a TOUR of all aaron unique locations. Every argument by peedoh n junkie n their dabble retards ACKNOWLEDGE they all knew these were aaron places, not random interest in local businesses.

8. This judge will hopefully grant BOTH HROs for TWO years RENEWABLE [cuz aaron youngest age will be benchmark] and Junkie appeals. Melton will want to appeal until he finds out its minimum 15k to appeal just to the first appeal court but then learns that the state can bump it to a higher court if loses cuz they r the state and want to protect little child charlotte and the youngest AARON kid is how old? Meanwhile Minnesota appeal courts will play the game of DENIED appeal: a) expired=moot; b) not repeatable; c) rekieta waived rights [we know this is highly likely with junkie and retard white]; d) constitutional duration; e) constitutional survives strict scrutiny; f) constitutional protect citizens rights.

9. Goes up to SCOTUS=$$$$$$$$$$$ and VIOLATIONS are recorded in the meantime= jailtime? Fight from jail for melton cuz bail=hahahaha, but junkie has pled guilty to FELONY so now he is violated HRO repeatedly and is in jail as a felon who violated law...

Click our heels THREE times
And say
There is No place like Jail
There is No place like jail
There is No place Like jail
For a junkie child abuser and his peedoh

Oh to DREAM
 
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95% of defense attorneys here take court appointed work to help make their nut.
Nick can’t relate. You see, thanks to a clever and hard-working grandfather, Nick “Not Bitch-Made” Rekieta just has to ask mommy for money and his nut is made. He thinks this makes him a man.
 
Nick explains his inability to do boomercon shows. It's the Internet that's broken.
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That doesn't mean they won't later realise how insane their parents are, though.
This applies even to parents doing their best for their children. My late teenage years were a bit of a garbage fire with coming to terms about how my parents were interesting messes as well as brilliant and loving people.
 
This applies even to parents doing their best for their children. My late teenage years were a bit of a garbage fire with coming to terms about how my parents were interesting messes as well as brilliant and loving people.
Turns out, our parents are just... people.

“The day the child realizes that all adults are imperfect, he becomes an adolescent; the day he forgives them, he becomes an adult; the day he forgives himself, he becomes wise.”
- Alden Nowlan

“Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life.”
- Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities
 
It doesn't appear they even bothered to include Melton's explicitly sexual sick ravings about Aaron's kids. They don't appear to be in it to win.
Irrationally, I find that that VERY frustrating. ... Were Aaron's feefees hurt by our snark against him? If so, fuck him. People do amazing work here with one clear purpose: to prove that Nick is scum. The editorializing about Aaron has been harsh but we've almost universally been on his side about the HRO issues. Spoon fed him, in fact.
It feels like Aaron never really engaged with this in a rational manner and has no idea what is all out there.
If he wasn't a total retard he would have archived and documented, with dates and timestamps, all of these incidents already.

He SHOULD know all the things out there

In fairness to Aaron, I held out some hope that the reason he left that stuff out might have been that he actually tried looking for original livestream timestamps for the @Third World Aristocrat edit's clips and was frustrated to find that MAPton went out of his way to hide that evidence, which has been known to happen in at least one instance:

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Why did he feel the need to bury a livestream known to have contained this totally innocent clip?


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This got me curious enough to go dig through Filmot for various quotes from the other TWA segments and see if there's a pattern of deliberate spoliation in anticipation of litigation at worst or a pattern of his caving to Ashley's rumored late-2024 C&D efforts at best, but surprisingly MAPton has left all but four of the quoted segments up in livestreams on his channel, out and proud, with timestamps that Aaron could have easily found in minutes and used at the hearing:

TWA Segment
TWA Timeframe
Date
Original Timestamp
Archive
"Fuck 'em in their"0:00-0:263/22/2024youtu.be/GLFbwYJ4_r8&t=10064@AltisticRight OP [link]
"I save [CP] and jack to it"0:26-0:522/11/2012youtu.be/uBAdneVdQxs&t=110@AltisticRight OP [link]
"Trapped in a coal mine"0:52-0:562015N/A - Paywalled Legion of Skanks Episode@Desktop User2 post [link]
Daughter's AI voice0:56-1:222023-2024Either privated or originally paywalled - need URL to check@Balldo's Gate post [link]
Daughter's "cupholder"1:22-1:375/20/2024youtu.be/GPd6zAV4TOk&t=6107s@StannisTheMannis post [link]
Daughter is "too tight" to statutorily rape1:37-1:584/19/2024youtu.be/Te2EX5upnCc&t=9841@Balldo's Gate post [link]
"Taking" daughter1:58-2:089/16/2024youtu.be/XuZw8I_oq8U&t=12330@Balldo's Gate post [link]
Daughter is too "ugly and fat" to statutorily rape2:08-2:21
2023-2024​
Either privated or originally paywalled - need URL to check@Balldo's Gate post [link]
Pleas from Ashley to stop2:21-2:482024PRIVATED: youtu.be/watch?v=fDD1VdjNclk@Balldo's Gate post [link]
Rekieta's take on "retarded" son2:48-2:5110/17/2024youtu.be/_EWqLQbXLIg&t=1206@Guntkvd post [link]
"Where are your kids?"2:58-3:03
2023-2024​
Either privated or originally paywalled - need URL to check@Balldo's Gate post [link]

Is there any way anyone who worked on the MAPton thread's early days could check any old notes, browser history, logs or metadata from clipping software used, etc. and figure out whatever the exact Youtube URLs originally were for the three segments highlighted in yellow? Filmot transcript searches no longer pull them up as of today, which would be consistent with MAPton having affirmatively taken them down as well, but it could also be consistent with them having been from members-only shows in the first instance, so the exact URL would be needed to rule out the latter.


Do you know if there is a time limit to when Aaron can add additional evidence for the hearing?

That could be exactly why his attorney's timely filing threw in this vague catchall:

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Given the peculiarities of this case where all three parties are livestreaming regularly, it should be foreseeable to any of them that their public statements on Youtube up to and including the hearing date could come up at the hearing, especially when this catchall put them on notice that Youtube statements not specifically itemized elsewhere in the exhibit list still might end up being offered. The Barneswalker can stammer all he wants about the "surprise" but it would be up to the judge, who might afford some leeway given the catchall notice and the fact that these parties have been hanging themselves with public statements continuing day after day, and given their opponents' "ongoing investigation" that struggles to keep up in real-time. If any apparent spoliation is going on as addressed above, broadly discretionary sanctions available for that conduct could also be used to allow the petitioner to get some additional evidence in, or at least be afforded favorable inferences about what concealed evidence hypothetically could have contained.

That aside, being that the respondents are being assholes about waiting to file their exhibit list until the last minute which can prejudicially leave the petitioner's counsel almost no time to prepare, it's only fair that the judge might give him a little discretionary leeway with additional evidence he tries to bring in. Hell, even if Montgomery were to file a "Suppemental Exhibit List" with new timestamps as well as even older timestamps like the above and even the missing YT chat logs, and the supplemental just so happens to be squeezed in 5 minutes before the Barneswalker even gets around to filing his first list, the judge might even let him get away with it.


I'm betting that's why Aaron's ex is going to be there. Exclusively for that part.

White women tears are a powerful weapon in courtroom.
Right now Aaron has weaksauce. A white woman could turn it into a witch's brew.

That could get even funnier when Nick kicks the Barneswalker under the table to make some retarded objection like hearsay (even though Ashley's recollections of MAPton's public statements are non-hearsay by definition since they're not offered for their truth and non-hearsay by rule since he's a party opponent), or superfluous weak 1L shit like the best evidence rule (even though asking for Ashley's recollections isn't submitting a "copy") or the rule of completeness (just because it's Nick's favorite) thinking that would dunk on Aaron's lawyer failing to timely notice and upload the above timestamps as exhibits, only to see it backfire and piss off the judge more. Plus when the objections coupled with cross-examination of MAPton give any impression that he denies or questions having made these statements, confronting him with quotes to impeach his credibility could be a roundabout way of getting them in anyway.

If he doesn't get them in at all through those means or a supplemental filing, they're just not playing to win and it's almost tantamount to malpractice unless there's some very specific reason to leave them out that we don't know about. It's hard to imagine what that could be, but maybe it could be that Ashley's attorney's engagement with Melton in 2024 resulted in some sort of private agreement involving a release or NDA that makes her feel uncomfortable dredging up those seemingly "resolved" statements now (which would be silly given the privileges available to her in-court testimony), or maybe Ashley just plain doesn't want to cause these quotes to be signal-boosted more by what will be a widely disseminated public transcript, for fear that it would re-traumatize the child or be used against her by schoolyard bullies, etc. If that's the case then Aaron's leaving out the best available ammo is at least understandable, but if there exist such entrenched obstacles to playing to win, then perhaps the only winning move was not to play in the first place.
 
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Local Archive: The Matador by Patrick Melton
The Matador by Patrick Melton 2013

(verse 1)
Thinkin' back to, to grade school
I was young but, I was so cool
Had a crush on, this older chick
I as five then, but the bitch was six
We used to hang out, at story time
Laying on the floor, her ass was so fine
Looking up her dress, seen her panty line
I ain't Richard Karn, but this is Tool Time.
Oh... the little pubies growing on her pubis.
Oh... that was this girl she was the cutest.
I remember recess time... don't want the tire I want the slip n' slide.
Oh... she was rolling around, he pubes were, rubbing on the ground

(chorus)
Oh.... I want to fuck that girl, only six years old
I want to fuck a girl who's six years old
Who's with me? I want to fuck a girl who's six years old...yeah....yeah...

(verse 2)
Even though I'm five and, my dick don't work
I remember it was okay because I was just five years old
at the time.... at the time....
I remember, we were friends, we used to walk to classes, she wore glasses
I want... to cover them in cum, but I couldn't make cum cuz I'm only five.
But the laws in the country they prohibit me... from going back in time and fucking her now!
As a 33 yr old adult it's illegal, can you believe it?
I just want to have have sex with a six year old little girl!
I know it makes it creepy at this time cuz of the age thing, I get it, I get it
I wouldn't want my daughter to be the subject of a song like this...
Thank you mom and dad, not going to grab her in an unmarked van
with some kittens, with some kittens...
I've got kittens, and a vaaaaaaaan!
I'm going to put her in the back with lots of duct tape.
She's going to play with the kittens, it will distract he while I go balls deep.
In your daughter, in your daughter!
I'm going to have sex with your daughter! Did I mention she was six?
Yeah! Sex! with a six year old!

ETA: Ghost Archive
 
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It is clear that this chases him, for whenever someone points out he is an NPL, he screeches 'IT IS THR LETTER OF THE LAW NOT UP TO INTERPRETATION'.
And yet he's never right about anything. Since judges are just deterministic robots, they obviously are right every time. That means Nick is objectively wrong every time, and therefore a complete retard.
@grok How do I read the news? What do I think about the news?
Nick is literally too retarded to doomscroll like every other NEET on the Internet? God what a moron.
 
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