Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Potion_Time]

So from what I'm hearing is that ozzy went to Switzerland and killed himself, does that make him a sicko?

Ozzy was a fairly faithful Christian. I doubt he would have sought Canadian healthcare.

 

[Jobama]

Wowwie a whole 10 minutes of shilling their t-shirts, they're just reading this thread and have no info, waste of time.

Those are Exhumed’s shirts not Bitesize’s. Exhumed is Josh’s friend like Deathbed Tapes.

Btw if people want to watch something Cobra related Chauncey from Snake Bones has been live for the past couple of hours talking about Cobra since Ozzy died.

 

[Fortyone]

Those are Exhumed’s shirts not Bitesize’s. Exhumed is Josh’s friend like Deathbed Tapes.

Btw if people want to watch something Cobra related Chauncey from Snake Bones has been live for the past couple of hours talking about Cobra since Ozzy died.

Too bad he's on tw*tch. Has he been talking about cobra again lately? I though he stopped after Josh's decline accelerated

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Cobes is probably at a bar or some shit he’ll livestream when they kick him out for getting pissy about getting cut off.

 

[HYPERSKITZO]

Cobes is probably at a bar or some shit he’ll livestream when they kick him out for getting pissy about getting cut off.

>Implying the BOY ever goes outside his trailer in the year of our Lord 2025

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

>Implying the BOY ever goes outside his trailer in the year of our Lord 2025

This is a “go outside” situation.
Dude’s probably asked at least 12 different people if theyve heard about it.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Two all beef hotdogs extra cheese extra onion from hamburger stand isn't enough to fill this hole.

 

[cobra fucker]

bitesize is fucking retarded

 

[Radical Forum User 2000]

Two all beef hotdogs extra cheese extra onion from hamburger stand isn't enough to fill this hole.

All the cold cuts can't either.

 

[Jobama]

Has he been talking about cobra again lately? I though he stopped after Josh's decline accelerated

Yeah he’s been talking about him pretty frequently lately. He’s more of a casual viewer now though. Also he’s apparently supposed to talk to Bitesize later today.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

RIP Ozzy. We all knew this day would come and it sucks that it happened now. 2025 is MDNWU in the Cobraverse and I hope the alogs at least have the decency to let the BOY grieve in peace.

He still better not go live though. That would really piss off this trole.

 

[barrow greeter]

How much booze do you think is being doordashed to the trailer right now in the hopes that it will make something happen?

 

[ZipDisk]

hopefully the troles sent the good stuff and not COD.

Honestly, how would toobz react to non gas station liqour?

 

[snort inquisition]

i know he hasn't really done anything but ozzy's death is extremely relevant to cobes and something about it should probably be featured

 

[emitter]

I hope Papa Nips went over, made the boy shower, and took him out for a nice meal. And I honestly hope he's monitoring the little boglim because I'm worried about a case of alcohol poisoning.

 

[RAT Team Six]

Somebody please send Cobes a bottle of Louis XIII to make sick drink hacks with to bring him some happiness on this sad occasion.

 

[poopshoes]

i know he hasn't really done anything but ozzy's death is extremely relevant to cobes and something about it should probably be featured

If cobes does a drunken disaster ozzy tribute stream tonight I think it will be but I agree it should already have been featured.

 

[Potion_Time]

How much booze do you think is being doordashed to the trailer right now in the hopes that it will make something happen?

I hope not. He’s already complaining about his organs hurting.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

I hope not. He’s already complaining about his organs hurting.

Josh might actually kill himself through alcohol poisoning to join his Prince of darkness.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I think the boy will be OK. He does seem to have a small support network, I would wager Porkney has got in touch to console the boy. The biggest risk is those alog fucks who have been sending him Everclear. I bet he's already got a fresh delivery from an alog with the hope of a drunk stream, those fuckers should go find some rope. I hate alogs more than I love Ozzy TWU.

On another note, how completely based was Ozzy's last concert? Raises money for charity for his final show. What a way to go! Those are some big boots for the boglim to fill. Better not raise money for the kids BOY!