Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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As expected Bob hasn't tweeted anything about that Fresno incident.I wonder why he wouldn't yet tweet anything about a probable muslim black nationalist killing whites.I wonder what would have happened if a white guy did the opposite how long until he would have tweeted about that.I don't know maybe he'll start expressing his outrage at that there is still time to say something.
 
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muina said:
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That's it, I'm making a Moviebob drinking game.

-Take 1 shot whenever he says "literal nazis"
-Take 1 shot whenever he attributes Hillary's loss to sexism
-Take 1 shot whenever he says that Trump supporters are holding back progress
-Take 2 shots whenever he pretends to know jack shit about arts, science, and other fine culture
-Take 3 shots whenever he says "superior future"
 
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Appealing to the morality of reason while also flogging patriarchy nonsense?

Bob is a good ally and didn't do nothing wrong. Why are his follows decreasing?
 
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I can see why blob adores Clinton.

Both of them alienated massive numbers of potential supporters by labelling them as irredeemable trash.
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Difference is, Hillary learned (a bit too late) from that mistake. Bob on the other hand has done this to the point where his fans are bigger SJWs than he is and any step towards common sense is just going to alienate them.
 
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I think I've had an epiphany. Bob attaches himself to what he views as strong, and will fight against any perceived attack with everything (of course he can onky bitch on Twitter but follow me here). In his mind, Nintendo and the Democratic Party are good and right and any attack against them must be dealt with by any means necessary. In his mind, his foes are pure black evil. Death is too kind for them.

He is deluded, but he believes that he has attached himself to the shining beacons of justice and purity, and any who stand against him are evil incarnate. That's his insanity, like my insanity is 2 AM shitposting about lolcow motivations.
 
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All these creepy Twitter rants about purging the world of mediocrity and leaving behind people like Bob are like the kind of manifestos you see from mass shooters. Probably the only thing stopping Bob from acting out on these Tweets is that he can't look forward to the next Mario game in prison.
 
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NotAWeeb said:
All these creepy Twitter rants about purging the world of mediocrity and leaving behind people like Bob are like the kind of manifestos you see from mass shooters. Probably the only thing stopping Bob from acting out on these Tweets is that he can't look forward to the next Mario game in prison.
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That, and when's the last time you've heard of a legless spree-shooter? It's not like you can mount a machine gun on a Rascal.
 
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thismanlies said:
That's it, I'm making a Moviebob drinking game.

-Take 1 shot whenever he says "literal nazis"
-Take 1 shot whenever he attributes Hillary's loss to sexism
-Take 1 shot whenever he says that Trump supporters are holding back progress
-Take 2 shots whenever he pretends to know jack shit about arts, science, and other fine culture
-Take 3 shots whenever he says "superior future"
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Alternatively, just straight up kill yourself in whatever way you please, to cut out the alcohol poisoning part.
 
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Senior Lexmechanic said:
Those machine-guns are too testosterone-filled for the Footless Fuhrer, so I think we're safe. Plus, the pilot is clearly one of those flyover country Neanderthals holding back the SUPERIOR FUTURE.
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An electric moped with a squirt gun would be too testosterone-filled for Bob.
 
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What pisses me off the most about Blob is he has a fucking blog, but insists on doing these /500 long twitter rants, most of which just say the exact same thing. Hell, just make a Vlog style post about if you have that much to say, at least you could monetize that. He can't even be retarded correctly.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
What pisses me off the most about Blob is he has a fucking blog, but insists on doing these /500 long twitter rants, most of which just say the exact same thing. Hell, just make a Vlog style post about if you have that much to say, at least you could monetize that. He can't even be exceptional correctly.
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But then he won't be able to measure his self-worth through the amount of likes and retweets he gets.
 
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