Containment Random Chris Updates

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

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Watchmojo: the autism powered channel of Youtube. And Chris is a fan. Color me surprised...

Or don't.

New Chris read an article on a surgery for trans-women that could let them become pregnant. He rated the post thankful and commented:

Someone rate this horrifying for me, thanks.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Yeah, no. Just no. Megan would never have entered a romantic relationship with Chris, even if he hadn't drawn disturbing nightmare fuel cartoon porn of her.

Of all the "gal-pals", she was the closest female to associate with him on a social level. But of course Chris had to wreck even that for himself with that perverted fridge doodle.

Not saying that Megan would have become the mother of Crystal, but she's the only one to have any dealings with him that didn't require payment.

But we can both agree on at least the fact that Chris will never have a heartsweet.

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

Of all the "gal-pals", she was the closest female to associate with him on a social level.

Wallflower, dude.

 

[jc17]

Chris read an article on a surgery for trans-women that could let them become pregnant. He rated the post thankful and commented:

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... This is actually terrifying on multiple levels.
He's a 35 year old who refuses to get a job, has no concept of finances, lives with his mom, has a garbage attention span (and apparently dementia I guess?) prioritizes toys and games before health and living conditions, he little to no responsibility outside of chores and still complains how stressful his life is, relies on welfare as his only source of steady income, has to constantly beg for money on a regular basis and is surrounded by mountains of debt.

And he wants to have a child to add to all that??
Has he even watched a child before??

 

[Erubetie]

And he wants to have a child to add to all that??
Has he even watched a child before??

He's a manchild, does that count?
I mean, let's face it, his entire desire to have a child, at least according to him, stems from a "dream" from GodJesusBear he had ages ago.

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

... This is actually terrifying on multiple levels.
He's a 35 year old who refuses to get a job, has no concept of finances, lives with his mom, has a garbage attention span (and apparently dementia I guess?) prioritizes toys and games before health and living conditions, he little to no responsibility outside of chores and still complains how stressful his life is, relies on welfare as his only source of steady income, has to constantly beg for money on a regular basis and is surrounded by mountains of debt.

And he wants to have a child to add to all that??
Has he even watched a child before??

While I can't do anything but agree, it's all BS. Chris believed all that new age "self hypnosis" crap on Youtube too. Doesn't make it true. In fact, anything he believes, it's safer to assume it's not.

In reality, Chris can only ever have a child by knocking up one very unfortunate woman, and we all know that ain't ever happening.

Sleep easy tonight, friend.

 

[The Man With No Name]

And he wants to have a child to add to all that??
Has he even watched a child before??

Like watch how? Babysitting or like Nick Bate watching?

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Like watch how? Babysitting or like Nick Bate watching?

Probably up his game and start demanding that Cole not only be Barb's nursemaid but also Crystal's babysitter.

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

Like watch how? Babysitting or like Nick Bate watching?

No, watching himself on video.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Of all the "gal-pals", she was the closest female to associate with him on a social level. But of course Chris had to wreck even that for himself with that perverted fridge doodle.

Not saying that Megan would have become the mother of Crystal, but she's the only one to have any dealings with him that didn't require payment.

But we can both agree on at least the fact that Chris will never have a heartsweet.

Actually she was using him as a wallet.

In a strange twist of fate that actually means she was closer to any type of marriage to Chris than anybody else, except maybe Barb.

 

[Karen Riley]

Chris read an article on a surgery for trans-women that could let them become pregnant. He rated the post thankful and commented:

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This makes me so thankful that Chris is now 35 years old. By the time something like this becomes remotely close to being feasible and most importantly, affordable, he's going to be in his 50s and well beyond the point where a normal woman could carry a child. I don't mind laughing at Chris for being an idiot on the internet but it's something else when he even hints that he has a remote desire to one day bring a child into his fucked up life. If he;'s not competent enough to meet someone and have a baby in the proper way then he doesn't deserve one through some concept as fucked up as this.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

This makes me so thankful that Chris is now 35 years old. By the time something like this becomes remotely close to being feasible and most importantly, affordable, he's going to be in his 50s and well beyond the point where a normal woman could carry a child.

He will still try because his autism will interpret Barb having him as proof that it is possible for anyone, at least until someone tells him it will still involve a MALE's navy going inside of him and he gets grossed out.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris seems to have two responses to things:
1) Random free-autistic-association comparisons
2) Making the topic and conversation all about him

Actually I guess we could combine those two pretty easily...

 

[Trilby]

WTF does that have to with the passion of the christ.

The "one death and bad day times the number of the executed" already muddled everything.

He's a manchild, does that count?
I mean, let's face it, his entire desire to have a child, at least according to him, stems from a "dream" from GodJesusBear he had ages ago.

Which is just as half-baked as his dream of living a White Collar Dilbert-ish drone existence that can never be achieved at this rate.

Chris seems to have two responses to things:
1) Random free-autistic-association comparisons
2) Making the topic and conversation all about him

Actually I guess we could combine those two pretty easily...

Every one certainly goes there.

 

[LongtimeLurker]

at least until someone tells him it will still involve a MALE's navy going inside of him and he gets grossed out.

It'll give those tupperware containers in the freezer something to do, at least.

 

[desfore]

The article says the surgery is basically transplanting a working uterus from one woman into a transgender. So, I'd assume that would involve a huuuge waiting list and Chris having interviews with doctors and the woman donating the uterus. Based on that, there is an absolute 0% chance he could ever receive this kind of procedure, not even taking into account the cost of the surgery.

Could you imagine Chris trying to explain to a woman why she should donate her uterus to him, or more horrifyingly, what he plans to do with it?

 

[Slowinthemind]

Yeah, no. Just no. Megan would never have entered a romantic relationship with Chris, even if he hadn't drawn disturbing nightmare fuel cartoon porn of her.

Exactly, her face says it all and this was before all the disgusting details about his private life went public. I doubt the poor woman can even drink Fanta anymore without remembering Chris.

 

[AnOminous]

Bojangles doesn't owe him shit, I doubt letting your mother wallow in filth and neglecting of finances and health is "taking care"

Same old Chris.

Winning that Sonic contest would have been a bright moment of pure luck in the life of a normal child, but to Chris, it just permanently cemented his belief that he's entitled to free shit for no effort, forever.

 

[Rottytops]

This makes me so thankful that Chris is now 35 years old. By the time something like this becomes remotely close to being feasible and most importantly, affordable, he's going to be in his 50s and well beyond the point where a normal woman could carry a child. I don't mind laughing at Chris for being an idiot on the internet but it's something else when he even hints that he has a remote desire to one day bring a child into his fucked up life. If he;'s not competent enough to meet someone and have a baby in the proper way then he doesn't deserve one through some concept as fucked up as this.

There are arguably saner women who figured incubating and raising a child at 50+ was a fantastic idea so if wounding yourself and calling it a vagina is plausible to him, I can imagine the mayor of a fictional town of sonic recolours and his urgent need to replace his ailing mother would be easily persuaded.

It will be an interesting saga.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Chris read an article on a surgery for trans-women that could let them become pregnant. He rated the post thankful and commented:

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I like how that article doesn't contain one single verifiable fact or name of anyone involved. I bet it's legit, you guys.