The Gay Pedophile at the Gates

Evil Whitey said:
An English grammar captcha to keep out the Indians he pays, the Indians he doesn't pay, and midwits.
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the scene opens to a smoky interrogation room. two grizzled detectives face a a swarthy dark-skinned man in a white linen shirt and pants. he is as profusely mustached as he is sweaty. he rocks back and forth on his cheap chair as the detectives explain what a voight-kampff test is. except instead of asking about animal suffering, they just hand him an ipad open to a hot girl's facebook page and ask him to browse her profile for 10 minutes without posting "show bob" under any of her photos.

"Surely that's not a problem if you are a mexican from the offworld colonies, like your papers say."

Silence falls across the room, there is only the thrum of the ceiling fan overhead. The man takes a sip from a soda can and grimaces, then haltingly types out a comment, clumsily punching the keys one at a time with his index finger. The detective with glasses looks down, pausing, then looks up, takes a drag of his cigarette, then looks down again. He is completely still, trying to project calm while his eyes begin to dart back and forth across the screen. A single drop of sweat trickles down his brow as he discreetly but frantically presses a panic button under the desk. cut to the ipad screen: "MILK TRUKK JUST ARRIVE. PLS SHOW VAGENE MISS."
 
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TheFagTickler said:
This could also work as a way for admins to weed out the bots without the hassle of individually reviewing every single new member through a PM. Maybe instead of a text post limit that could be easily spammed out by some jeet, there could be a switch on all accounts that a mod can enable/disable at will. So if a Mod is monitoring/reading through a thread and someone is posting like a normal human being, (so not a jeet or fag), they can simply enable photo upload privileges with 2 clicks, and if they start behaving faggy 2 clicks disables their photo privileges again (and maybe wipes their upload history automatically to safeguard the site?).

Idk, just a thought.
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That's essentially the kind of function I was alluding to.
 
I really like the cult invitation ritual idea.
Imagine being a new user, trying to join the evil dahxing forum you've heard so much about. You make an account and are sent to a private board with 5 anonymous senior users who ask you all sorts of questions, and you watch as they vote to decide if you are a real person deserving of posting on the website. I imagine its how joining the freemasons works too. It'd be kino
 
Fat Camp Intern said:
You could also just outright ban all the major proxy providers.

Or require 1 GB data transfer for account verification. Drain the guys entire proxy account balance in one day lmao. Real residential rotating proxies aren't cheap, charge per GB, and I highly doubt this guy has access to blackmarket residential IPs with unlimited data (which cost $10k usd and which botters have to split and share with others since they can only be acquired illegally, usually by nefarious software or even malicious internet service providers)
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Now this is a big brain idea.
 
I run a small forum myself. Always scared something like this will happen on my board. I've thought of different ways to offer a captcha, maybe even make my own service and try to get rich. But the problem really is money will by pass everything. Even if the captcha had a ton of logic analyzing the browser and the user interactions and basically requiring a human to be the one filling out the form, nothing is stopping someone from paying a ton of indians a dollar to just sit at a computer all day registering accounts.
The best I can come up with is make more "moderators". Basically anyone that has an account over a year old could be in some "moderator" tier where they have the power to flag a post/user. After a couple of flags (and if the account is new), then all posts by that account are hidden until a real moderator can review. Not sure how easy it would be to modify XenForo for that though. I miss the early days of forums, back when India didn't have electricity or computers 🫤

I ran my post through Claude, this is what it shit out:

Your idea is actually quite feasible with XenForo! The good news is that XenForo has a robust add-on system and many of the building blocks you need already exist. Here's the breakdown:

Implementation Difficulty: Moderate

What makes it easier:

  1. User Group Promotions - XenForo has built-in functionality to automatically promote users to groups based on criteria (like registration date > 1 year). This part is trivial.
  2. Permission System - You can easily give specific user groups custom permissions, so granting "flag" permissions to your trusted group is straightforward.
  3. Content Moderation System - XenForo already has moderation queues and tools for hiding/reviewing content.

What you'd need to build:

  • A flagging system (button/interface for trusted users)
  • Counter logic to track flags per post/user
  • Auto-hide trigger when threshold is reached for new accounts
  • Review interface for moderators to approve/deny flagged content

Practical Options:

  1. Custom Add-on - You'd need PHP knowledge and familiarity with XenForo's framework. If you or your friend can code, it's a weekend project for someone experienced.
  2. Existing Add-ons - Search the XenForo resource manager for:
    • "Spam Management" add-ons
    • "User Verification" systems
    • Some add-ons already implement community-based spam reporting
  3. Hire a Developer - XenForo has an active developer community. This would likely cost $200-500 for a custom add-on.

Better Immediate Solutions:

While your idea is good long-term, for the acute spam crisis, consider:

  • Stop Forum Spam (SFS) integration
  • reCAPTCHA v3 (invisible, scores users)
  • Q&A Captcha with custom questions
  • Email verification + manual approval for new users (temporary)
  • CleanTalk or similar anti-spam services
  • IP/email blocking for known spam sources

Your community moderation idea is actually brilliant for the false negatives problem - catching spam that gets through. But layering it with strong preventive measures would be the ideal approach.
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NotMeNotYou said:
On e621 there is a 1 week timeout for new user accounts that practically disables their accounts entirely. This leaves more than enough time for a moderator to ban them if they are a known problem user.

If your concern are the illegal images, you could do it like wikipedia and impose both a minimum post requirement and a minimum account age before a new user may post images to the forum.
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this is the least unexpected message on this thread
was this written on the site or...
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Avenue said:
Fanfiction repository website Archive of Our Own uses a semi-unique account creation system where everyone who wants to sign up has to join what is essentially an invite queue. You add your email to a list and every 12 hours a set amount of invites are handed out in order.
This has a couple passive advantages but most notably it throttles new account creations to a set amount per timeframe easing pressure on jannies to deal with spam.
I'm sharing this not as a perfect solution but more as a source of inspiration as I like low tech solutions for complex issues.
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Following that link:
There are currently 111911 people on the waiting list. We are sending out 5500 invitations every 12 hours.
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"PSA the gay jewish furry pedophile is winning! This may be the end of Kiwifarms! " Very cool Null next time try a little harder to not make these retarded faggots into some based superhacker boogyman.
 
From what I read so far in here it does not seek to me that there will exist a singular solution/method that will solve the issue. It seems to me the valid approach is to have multi-layered system. Duh, sounds trivial when you say it out loud, but basic idea would be to make creating an account just tedious enough that it does not bother a legitimate single user, but makes bots not-so-viable. A few ideas:

1. I did a quick search for "cock" in this thread and did not see cock.li approach mentioned. They allow you to register, but in order to send emails you need to do a one time proof of work or something.

2. Making 2FA mandatory (I assume it is not mandatory now, if it is, sorry).

3. Do not allow emails which are in the HaveIbeenPwned database.

4. Do not allow emails which have anything associated with them - social media, other site registrations etc. Not sure if this can be implemented in a resource-efficient manner though.

5. Can indian slaves be scared off by showing some big warning stating "If you are an indian and you are just getting paid for this, the account you are making will be used for CSAM and we will send your data to <insert Indian CSAM authority name>". But they are basically some form of xenos for me, I do not know how they think.

6. Each day rotate and change password requirements - it should be X long, contain the following symbols, the following symbols are not allowed etc.


If anything I wrote was already mentioned, I apologize in advance.
 
Ygolonac said:
"PSA the gay jewish furry pedophile is winning! This may be the end of Kiwifarms! " Very cool Null next time try a little harder to not make these retarded faggots into some based superhacker boogyman.
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"just shit your pants and do nothing" is not a solution
 
How about combining a large transfer with the captcha.

Make it a video. As we know from a recent MATI stream a background of static uses a ton of bandwidth. Make a several minute long video, stitching the components together randomly, perhaps with ffmpeg at runtime. Static, a few seconds of "The next digit will be the center right number" then a few seconds later a 3x3 grid of numbers randomized. Then static. Then instructions for the next digit, rinse, repeat. With the pauses and displayed times randomized. All instructions and numbers also on a static background. Perhaps with some additional obfuscation.
Perhaps with a bandwidth limit on the download so it can't be downloaded more quickly than the video plays. The audio should be a kiwi screaming, of course.

In super scientific testing 10 seconds of h.264 static at 800x600 and 25fps is 47MB.
 
DavidS877 said:
How about combining a large transfer with the captcha.

Make it a video. As we know from a recent MATI stream a background of static uses a ton of bandwidth. Make a several minute long video, stitching the components together randomly, perhaps with ffmpeg at runtime. Static, a few seconds of "The next digit will be the center right number" then a few seconds later a 3x3 grid of numbers randomized. Then static. Then instructions for the next digit, rinse, repeat. With the pauses and displayed times randomized. All instructions and numbers also on a static background. Perhaps with some additional obfuscation.
Perhaps with a bandwidth limit on the download so it can't be downloaded more quickly than the video plays. The audio should be a kiwi screaming, of course.

In super scientific testing 10 seconds of h.264 static at 800x600 and 25fps is 47MB.
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That seems like it would require a lot of server side video encoding. Ideally it would be computationally difficult to create but easy to validate.
Maybe just make the browser compute a few gigabytes of Pi or something and upload the results for verification. Burns bandwidth and doesn't take too long on modern hardware but is more difficult to fake. That could be reused, so I wonder if something like a Merkle tree with an account signature and timestamp in the middle would work.
 
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Hatman said:
Why complicate it too much? Just make the browser compute a few gigabytes of Pi or something and upload the results for verification. Burns bandwidth and doesn't take too long on modern hardware but is more difficult to fake.

Maybe there's a more clever way that can't be reused between signups. Like a giant Pi merkle tree with a unique account signature right in the middle.
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I want to make the pajeets sit through a 5 minute video to get the needed 8 digit code to register. Should slow them down a bit.
 
moocow said:
I hate these fucking things. They never work for me no matter how much I cross my eyes. I saw what the "solver" turned that image into and then tried to resolve that in the original image again, and nothing. It makes no sense to me and it pisses me off.

They're garbage. People who can "see" these are mutants. :story:
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Same and I always try and now I have a migraine thx OP.
 
Since I heard about this last month. I've been wondering what makes you think this is just one guy and not something more sophisticated? Especially if this same thing has happened to places like 4chan in the past. It seems like it would be a good way to cause problems for sites. Maybe do something like force them into IP banning vpn's, stopping growth of the site, or something else I haven't thought of.

I'm not saying it isn't just some dedicated autist. That's just something I've been thinking about.
 
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