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Ashurbanipal said:
I can't remember where I read this on the CWCKI but if I recall correctly, Chris is a pretty shitty driver with horrible situational awareness. I am surprised he hasn't been in more accidents. Now that I think about it, I am not aware of him being in any accidents.
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Smoker lady. He backed into her car in a car park.
 
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Mrs Paul said:
Who the fuck hasn't forgotten where they parked now and then -- does that entitle them to a handicapped space? And I hope it was pointed out to him that if his mind is "going blank", he shouldn't be driving in the first place?
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"something, something i don't go blank when i drive i'm not a window to hell among which"
 
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Totem Sanic said:
You'd think that a guy who was banned from Walmart might want to try to blend in with the crowd to avoid being noticed, but not OPL. He'd set himself on fire if he thought it could attract more attention to himself.*

*w e e n s. Please don't put that thought in his head, OK?
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As unstable as he is.


So that's TWO reasons that Atlas Comics will soon be getting calls for Chris by someone named :julay:
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Be interesting to see what they could do next if the decide to take drastic measures (like drop whatever card game Chris goes there for or simply ban him outright)? He obviously isn't there for comics.

Mrs Paul said:
Who the fuck hasn't forgotten where they parked now and then -- does that entitle them to a handicapped space? And I hope it was pointed out to him that if his mind is "going blank", he shouldn't be driving in the first place?
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Love to see him have an autistic pause over that one!
 
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Kosher Dill said:
I just want to point out that the blurry hand sticker on Son-Chu is:
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Because Chris takes animals out of no-kill shelters and brings them to his kill shelter.
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Less confusing than my own first guess I guess.

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Ashurbanipal said:
I can't remember where I read this on the CWCKI but if I recall correctly, Chris is a pretty shitty driver with horrible situational awareness. I am surprised he hasn't been in more accidents. Now that I think about it, I am not aware of him being in any accidents.
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I think as Marvin has pointed out, his driving skills go out the window when he's moderately stressed. He didn't mean to run over Michael Snyder, he's just not good in confrontational situations and when hes driving in that situation its dangerous. His fight or flight response kicks into overdrive, same reason he tries to run away from the scene every time he gets in trouble with the law. He's also implied on facebook that when people yell at him "HEY CHRIS!" or something from afar he gets spooked and thats for some reason why he flipped this ween off.

Plus he rarely drives outside of areas he's unfamiliar with, but he did manage to drive to Ohio without incident.

But yeah, don't JULAAAY him when he's in the driver seat.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
I think as Marvin has pointed out, his driving skills go out the window when he's moderately stressed. He didn't mean to run over Michael Snyder, he's just not good in confrontational situations and when hes driving in that situation its dangerous. His fight or flight response kicks into overdrive, same reason he tries to run away from the scene every time he gets in trouble with the law. He's also implied on facebook that when people yell at him "HEY CHRIS!" or something from afar he gets spooked and thats for some reason why he flipped this fool off.

Plus he rarely drives outside of areas he's unfamiliar with, but he did manage to drive to Ohio without incident.

But yeah, don't JULAAAY him when he's in the driver seat.
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To be fair, anybody willing to yell "Julay!" at Chris when he's driving deserves to get run over.
 
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Ashurbanipal said:
I can't remember where I read this on the CWCKI but if I recall correctly, Chris is a pretty shitty driver with horrible situational awareness. I am surprised he hasn't been in more accidents. Now that I think about it, I am not aware of him being in any accidents.
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He did get a ticket for following too closely and ramming into the back of another car because, according to him, "His brain locked up doing a math problem."

And as others said, he drives way below the speed limit. Thankfully the main roads around him are multi-lane in both directions otherwise he would have been shot or beaten up by now.

Plus, with his goofy schedule, he's off the roads during rush hour, so he's just out with the other barely capable old people.

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Wow, that's the first time he's gotten really triggered about that stuff judging by his Twitter. Though that ween does have a girly looking anime avatar while the rest seem to have jerkmale ones.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
I think as Marvin has pointed out, his driving skills go out the window when he's moderately stressed. He didn't mean to run over Michael Snyder, he's just not good in confrontational situations and when hes driving in that situation its dangerous. His fight or flight response kicks into overdrive, same reason he tries to run away from the scene every time he gets in trouble with the law. He's also implied on facebook that when people yell at him "HEY CHRIS!" or something from afar he gets spooked and thats for some reason why he flipped this fool off.

Plus he rarely drives outside of areas he's unfamiliar with, but he did manage to drive to Ohio without incident.

But yeah, don't JULAAAY him when he's in the driver seat.
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I feel like in some states, that's grounds for not giving you a license.

Mrs Paul said:
Now THERE I have to give him credit. Anyone who's ever been on the PA Turnpike can tell you it's hell for your average driver.
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I'm sure he'd never set foot on those roads.
 
Totem Sanic said:
One of those ripoff "No Money Down" used car lots. It's one of the reason why Chris & Barb are up to their eyebrows in debt.
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looks like (s)he got it at one these dealers, probably high mileage and paid to much for it, but NO HAGGLE

http://www.brownautos.com/

thenakedhomeless said:
Ford focus are a piece of shit. Lots of people consider them " disposable cars". Be thankful for what you have.
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that Focus probably already had 100K miles on it before Chris(tine) got it, I wouldn't expect him to a reader of consumer reports
 
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Trilby said:
I noticed that bumper sticker too, it all adds up!
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surprised (s)he didn't leave the dealer license plate frame up

does State Farm give you a discount if you slap their sticker on your car?

thenakedhomeless said:
Ford focus are a piece of shit. Lots of people consider them " disposable cars"..
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and Chris(tine) and Barb don't even maintain their cars to begin with, they likely paid more than what it's worth since we know they don't haggle and it probably already had over 100K miles before it left the dealer lot, (s)he'll be hawking it on craigslist in a years and will just overpay for another high mileage shitty car
 
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