Containment What If?

From what I've read on the subject, back then, once word got around that you were "used goods", people would pretty much never treat you as anything but the town bicycle after that. That's always the impression I had of Barb, that she just kind of fell into that role and the rest was history.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
From what I've read on the subject, back then, once word got around that you were "used goods", people would pretty much never treat you as anything but the town bicycle after that. That's always the impression I had of Barb, that she just kind of fell into that role and the rest was history.
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Maybe, but it'll depend a lot on local morals. My great grandmother had like four husbands, and I don't think I've heard anything about her being whorish. Heh, actually, getting married is the opposite of what a whore would do.

Trickie said:
As awesome as that'd be, I doubt it, at the very least for my part. If we got anything from him reading my comic it'd just be more of the same "GIRL! RAICHU!" and "ROSECHU WAS ALWAYS A WOMAN".
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This makes me wonder... what if someone did a fan comic where everyone was gender swapped. So male Rosechu and female Sonichu, for example. It'd still be straight. Would Chris get pissed?

He's really OK with people changing genders, but he'd hate people changing his perfect work, and especially his precious rosechu.
 
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What if Chris got married? Like, an arranged marriage? Like, it turns out that Chris is a distant relative of European nobility and gets dragged into marriage so he can make an heir to the throne. That's the set up to a comedy. Even better would be two European royal families who need a marriage to secure the two lines. Unfortunately, only two people in the families are unmarried, both are men, and one is gay. The other is from an obscure branch of the family line that ended in Ruckersville. Chris having to get gay married to inherit money, that's a comedy.
Hell, why involve European nobility at all. What if Chris got in a shotgun wedding? Car breaks down, finds a remote compound of hillbillies, and due to a wacky misunderstanding Paw Hillbilly thinks that CWC and Bradine are doing it. Hilarity ensues.
 
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Randall Fragg said:
Glorious. Hey, what if Cartman is really a young Chris!
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Impossible. Cartman may be fat and selfish like Chris. But he is far too cunning and (successfully) manipulative to be a young Chris-chan. Too socially aware as well. If he knew about Chris at all he would do his darndest to troll him, ( or try and make money off him.)
Now, Mrs. Carman is probably what Barb was like when she was raising Cole. Meaner though. Much meaner.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
What if Snyder somehow died of a heart attack on that fateful day on 10/28? How fucked up do you think Chris might have been from that experience?
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Chris would have been in such shock his autism would be spontaneously cured.
 
Mr. 0 said:
What if Snyder somehow died of a heart attack on that fateful day on 10/28? How fucked up do you think Chris might have been from that experience?
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He'd either make a facebook post (or a video if he was still making them) saying that he feels sorry for Snyder's family but is glad that he died and that the rest of the trolls better watch out.

So basically it'd be the Ryan Cash thing all over again only much worse.
 
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It would be long-awaited (and DESERVED) proof that GodJesus' righteous wrath is finally being dished out to the trolls.
 
Mr. 0 said:
What if Snyder somehow died of a heart attack on that fateful day on 10/28? How fucked up do you think Chris might have been from that experience?
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Well, I think Chris would have probably been sent up the river--(albeit for manslaughter, not murder)--but beyond that, I think he'd figure he's got more power than he's ever imagined and that he's still in the right.
 
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