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The would you rather thread
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Jet skiing... It's really not adrenaline junkie shit, unless you're reckless about it.
Die from hypothermia or heat stroke?
Die from hypothermia or heat stroke?
GAY DEAD MUPPET GANGBANG
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Hypothermia; you at least have a brief window when you convince yourself IT'S FINE. Might as well enjoy that.
Lose your virginity in your 50s or never at all, but have lots of kinky foreplay sex that "doesn't actually" count?
Lose your virginity in your 50s or never at all, but have lots of kinky foreplay sex that "doesn't actually" count?
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Great, YOU again.
Lose my virginity in my 50s. Perhaps I'd be wiser then about safe sex.
Would you rather have bad breath or bad body odor?
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Bad breath. Easier to fix and easier to conceal when it’s particularly bad, unlike BO.
Would you rather orgasm once every 20 years, or once every 20 seconds?
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Orgasm ever 20 years. What's with these deviant questions?
Would you rather live in a fantasy world of your choosing but you're an average person or live in the real world as an above average person?
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Wait what, Pete Burns died? Sad, I loved a bunch of his songs.
In any case, I find Pete more attractive, pre-surgery. We're not doing anything before a couple of dates though.
Fantasy world of my choosing, easy choice. So easy.
Born in North Korea, or India? (circumstances are purely random)
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I'm not into fantasy, so I'd want to be an above average person in intelligence and wealth in the real world. Then, I could have my own fantasies.
North Korea. That's how much I despise India.
Would you rather not needing to sleep or not needing to eat?
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As much as being born in poopooland would suck balls, at least I can leave. I mean, that’s the goal of most pajeets anyway. Even the best of circumstances in North Korea (unless you’re general secretary) are shit. You’re fucking trapped there.
WYR have a written lisp? Or have written fuck! Tourette’s syndrome cunt!?
Things to nigger cum! consider:
-Dear Thamantha, it wath tho nithe to thee you the ozzer day…
-Government porch monkey kike! paperwork, email/text, greeting shitass! cards. Twat! Money shot! Fuck! Dickdangle!
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There are things that intelligence here cannot achieve, and money cannot buy.
A fantasy world of my choosing can involve normal people having way more freedom that IRL; I can think of a few animes/series where that would be the case.
If the nutritional demand of my body is satisfied properly, adequate for the amount of work I'll do (like if I exercise heavily), and in terms of micro/macronutrients it is balanced while still being healthy, then I'd rather not need to eat.
Plus saves me money, trouble, and time, while not needing to sleep would make me have a lot of free time at night, where nothing much occurs (for my lifestyle), and would either bore me or rack up my electric bill.
Pshh, gay son, all day every day.
Out of the overwhelmingly amount of reasons why that's preferred, at least I know they won't be a regular in the man-hate thread on Kiwifarms.
Would you rather have been born a single child, or with 2 brothers/sisters, where one is nice and the other is evil (so you'll inevitably get both experiences, you can't trick this by convincing your parents to put the evil into adoption or something).
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Having siblings has pretty much guaranteed my choosing the latter over the former, evil sibling and all. Who knows…there could be some serious intelligence under those fucked up layers.
WYR eat…
-Fried afterbirth OR your own left foot?
-A full stick of butter OR the contents of Michael Jackson’s face?
-The contents of a full vacuum cleaner bag OR $45 in nickels?
A Series of Jewz
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Fried afterbirth, better texture and I hear it has some good nutrients.
I don't think Michael Jackson has much of a face nowadays so, I'll take that.
I'll take $45 in nickels only if I can tie one to a string and repeatedly eat it and pull it out
Would you rather have a troon vag that you have to dilate once a day (if you're a woman then you still get a troon vag) or wear a greasy, stained shirt with multiple images of Cyraxx's cock on it for the rest of your life 24/7?
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I’ll take the shirt. You can alter your life and routines around it and still lead a fulfilling existence. An amhole is a hellish, physical torture and health killer that you can’t escape from. At least the shirt can be escaped to a small extent.
It’s 5:00 (well, 5:14) where I am, so…cocktail time! WYR drink:
-The Beefbrawler (raw ground chuck, orange juice) OR The Bloody Pilgrim (tomato juice, fresh mulch, porcini mushrooms, liposucked arm fat)?
-Mendeleev’s Apology (paprika and urine) OR The Pensive Vampire (Kahlua, human blood, ice)?
It’s 5:00 (well, 5:14) where I am, so…cocktail time! WYR drink:
-The Beefbrawler (raw ground chuck, orange juice) OR The Bloody Pilgrim (tomato juice, fresh mulch, porcini mushrooms, liposucked arm fat)?
-Mendeleev’s Apology (paprika and urine) OR The Pensive Vampire (Kahlua, human blood, ice)?
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Yeah, he did. A WHILE ago. Pete, from my point of view, is the type of pretty boy you'd snog in a nightclub, realise he wasn't a woman, but not be too bothered about it.
Another Would You Rather from me, for anyone here: Would you rather be a descendant of Ned Kelly, find out your father/grandfather/great-grandfather was a Maori who served in either of the World Wars, or be related to one of the families of the Jewish man who impregnated Alois Hitler's mum?
Deathfat Daughter. You can't cure a sexuality, and there's a very, VERY slim chance of the son carrying on my bloodline, even in a committed relationship. Daughter can drop the pounds, and, scenario-wise, presuming she isn't homosexual herself, infertile, or in danger of dying in childbirth, give me grandchildren.
The mess up my order option. The latter option would just make me resent my once favourite food over time.
Jeet. Presuming you're talking about either gender, there are, from time to time, gorgeous Jeet gals. Plus, either gender that are half Caucasian tend to be quite easy on the eye, too.
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Jeet. It's bestiality either way so I might as well go with the option that's at least humanoid.
Would you rather put your fingers into a sheet metal press or be a negative nancy for the rest of your life?
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Keeping my fingers, I need them sombitches. I’m already pretty fucking pessimistic as is, so the latter wouldn’t be that much of a change.
I dunno about that one, dude. Even when I look at the hottest jeet girls, there’s still revulsion. Like, she could spend a whole day getting pampered, rejuvenated, and made up (even going to a Greek-style bath where they massage, scrub, and clean every inch of your body while you lie on a marble slab), and she would still come off to me as just…dirty.
I’d compare it to having every possible remediation crew go into a hoarder’s house after the cleanup is done. You could have a full slate of extreme cleaners, biohazard teams, builders/carpenters/rehabbers, pest control, etc. spend a whole week going over every inch of that house. Yet, even when they’re done, I’d still see it as dirty. Jeet poontang is no different.
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WYR be cannibalized alive by the cast of Seinfeld or Diff’rent Strokes? All in the Family or Shameless (US)? The Honeymooners or The Golden Girls (edit: we all know which one @The Last Stand would choose…)
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What do you mean cannibalized alive? I guess I don’t have to answer since it goes without saying.
Would you rather teleport to the last TV show you watched or randomly be sent to whatever news is currently going on?
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babe wake up, easiest question of all time just dropped. It's Always Sunny here I come
would you rather be left adrift in the middle of the indian subcontinent, or left adrift in space
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Would I have gear to breathe in space? Give me space.
Would you rather sleep with a Golden Girl or whichever Golden Age of Hollywood actress? They have to be at old age, not at their younger prime.