Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Ntwadumela]

53 years of precious oxygen wasted.

At least it makes for good beef + tard cum

 

[John Furrman]

There is a running joke among the people of my city that Council Bluffs are where the trashy people are quarantined, safely across the river and the best thing in their life is getting to look across the river and see what a good city looks like. Council Bluffs is notorious for its meth addicts, and I guess lolcows too now.

We can dispatch a race war van and be in his vicinity within 15 minutes.

 

[TheScooper]

In all honesty why does every time we halal someone they immediately shift blame on glorious leader null, thus happens almost every time, also will Hirtes, join vordy's team to take the farms down?

 

[drain]

In all honesty why does every time we halal someone they immediately shift blame on glorious leader null, thus happens almost every time, also will Hirtes, join vordy's team to take the farms down?

because its easier to get angry at Null and call him fat instead of giving a long hard look at yourself and admiting that you're a huge failure and fucked up bigtime

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

In all honesty why does every time we halal someone they immediately shift blame on glorious leader null, thus happens almost every time, also will Hirtes, join vordy's team to take the farms down?

He might try, he loves trying to get stuff going against his "enemies" (much like Chris trying to sic his supposed loyal fans on particular trolls) but Hirtes is notoriously touchy and unable to play well with others. He never tried a teamup with a fellow outcast/lolcow that didn't go south when he felt slighted over something incredibly minor and did a full chimpout.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

In all honesty why does every time we halal someone they immediately shift blame on glorious leader null, thus happens almost every time, also will Hirtes, join vordy's team to take the farms down?

Well, Vordy's been hemorrhaging support since the Donny Long fiasco, and he's pretty much left with Eddie Dzial and not much else. So yeah we'll probably see a Vordrak-Totem Sanic alliance pretty soon.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

In all honesty why does every time we halal someone they immediately shift blame on glorious leader null, thus happens almost every time, also will Hirtes, join vordy's team to take the farms down?

I guess it makes sense if you consider an A-log's whole modus operandi is to deflect/project/whatever their own shortcomings onto someone else instead of working to improve themselves.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well, Vordy's been hemorrhaging support since the Donny Long fiasco, and he's pretty much left with Eddie Dzial and not much else. So yeah we'll probably see a Vordrak-Totem Sanic alliance pretty soon.

He still has Mike and Alexandria Foster. Not much else though so this is probably a blessing in disguise for good ol' Vordy.

 

[AnOminous]

MOTHERFUCKER YOU LIVED IN COUNCIL BLUFFS?!?! YOU COULD HAVE TRACKED FEDSMOKER FOR US!!!

Fedsmoker would have recognized him as a baby raper and stomped him.

 

[drain]

Vordrak-Totem Sanic alliance pretty soon.

 

[Ido]

I call it "Summer"

 

[Feline Darkmage]

HEEEEEYY EVERYONE ITS MEEEE A-LOG CAT

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Well son, you dun fucked up. I recommend just walking away. Just like Lord Humongous said, just walk away.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

Ah you think autims is your ally? You merely adopted the ‘tism. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a coherent opinion until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but confusing !

 

[drain]

best part of this thread is all the maymays

 

[Zarkov]

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And to think that the author of this brilliantly aurtistic masterpiece is a 53 year old man.

He can't even spell the word correctly. Every true Kiwi Farmer knows the correct spelling is paedophile, as outlined by the mighty Vordrak.

never ever A-log

Especially if you happen to be a gay otherkin furry.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Haha holy shit, would have never guessed.

Yiff yiff!

 

[Terrorist]

damn son looks like we getting culturally enriched with all the halal round here lately

can't expect much else from the guy who said fapping off to cartoon girls was a good idea

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

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And to think that the author of this brilliantly aurtistic masterpiece is a 53 year old man.

If your twitter tag is "FUKK_U_CHRIS" you're probably worse than chris.

 

[Antipathy]

Haha holy shit, I knew it.

Yiff in Hell!

Fixed that for you. The Halal is bountiful this year.