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Holy shit, I just got done reading that.
I really want to find those school administrators and give them giant beers for putting up with that duo.

He's just like Jesus, except when Jesus stood before Pilate he didn't act like a little bitch who had to run to his mommy when things got a little bit scary. Skylar?
Skylar is gay and I would not have him die for my sins.
 
You forgot to mention he's also an imbecile with a serious case of Dunning-Kruger, an obvious obsessive self-loathing closet case, an obnoxious asshole who thinks rules don't apply to him, and a potential child molester. Those qualities all are certainly central to his lolcow status.
Why's self loathing a bad thing? Its brought up often on this site. But I think lots of people are self loathing. It's not a bad thing.
 
Oh, you mean I dumped in all the dates from emails and shit into a JavaScript timeline widget. Yeah, guess that makes me autistic.

No, that doesn't make you autistic. What makes you autistic is your clinically diagnosed autism which your thundercunt of a mother was kind enough to admit to during your taped meeting with the board. :story:

Why's self loathing a bad thing? Its brought up often on this site. But I think lots of people are self loathing. It's not a bad thing.

There is a lot of humor to be had in ironic self-loathing. A lot of comedians rely on it.

But when it comes to actual, earnest self-loathing, it's not healthy; don't mistake it for being humble or mildly self-effacing.

It speaks to a pathologically poor self-image, poor-self esteem and can negatively impact one's social and professional life in extreme ways. It also leads to lots of self-defeating behavior as the self-loathing person tries to harm themselves (not just physically) and torpedo their own happiness because deep down, they hate a part of/all of who they are and want to pass up obvious avenues for happiness at best or become extremely self-destructive at worst.

In short, rather than working towards bettering themselves and overcoming or mitigating their flaws, as most reasonably well-adjusted people try to, the self-loather will instead try to destroy themselves because they feel on a fundamental level that they are broken or ruined or not worth life/love/success.

Go look at the various Rat Kings and the self-destruction they engage in. These are gay men who are classic examples of self-loathing.
 
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Did we post Mom's dox?

Victoria Hentz (as listed in the complaint)
Victoria Hentz Ittner

Moms Club
and a new moving company. That one lists her phone, I'm too noob to know whether I should add it.

Yeah, she works or volunteers for a bunch of mothers' organizations. Which is terrifying given how shit she is at mothering.
 
Yeah, I have a theory about Skylar.
Only child, or only male child.
His anti-abortion/anti-gay promotional bit is to make Mommy happy.
Dad is not seen because he is embarrassed by his offspring and spouse.
Skylar is Mommy's little sweetum's

Daddy is working the exit strategy.
 
"If that poster was a computer that I hung on the wall would you guys take it and download a hammer?"

What a persuasive argument! :story:

Almost means something, then laughably doesn't. Right up there with IF ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE NAMED CLIFF, WOULD YOU JUMP OFF THEM?

What is it with autists and getting banned from shitty department stores?

Anyways, that dude is gayer than a handbag full of rainbows

Almost like every viciously outspoken anti-homosexual catholic guy, who claims being gay is something you have to morally overcome, is speaking so from 'authority.'

"Guys, homosexuality isn't something you're born with, it's a CHOICE! You have to overcome its lure! Look at me, I literally fantasize about sweaty naked men in my bed like, 25/8, like LITERALLY every waking minute! Sometimes I look at my mom and she spontaneously turns into a guy in assless chaps! That's...that's something all straight guys deal with, right? This is normal."
 
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My favorite part of this thread was when he vaguely threatened people claiming he had their geosych ifno.

Someone could text me in the middle of the night that faggies Mc Skyfags had my geosynch, I'd assume someone that young and faggy looking posed in this thread.
 
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Yeah, I have a theory about Skylar.
Only child, or only male child.
His anti-abortion/anti-gay promotional bit is to make Mommy happy.
Dad is not seen because he is embarrassed by his offspring and spouse.
Skylar is Mommy's little sweetum's

Daddy is working the exit strategy.

You are 100% wrong, actually.

Inb4 Ittner decides to go back to his college at night and put the posters back up. I mean he already put the posters up on his website so he's covered in case they come after him.
I've been considering it (and had exactly the same thoughts about plausible deniability), but I've decided the more lulzy route is to rent a billboard.
 
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