Sonichu Sonichu drawing for sale

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Smutley said:
Wayyyyyy off topic, but I would love to see something like this as a L4D boomer mod

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He could scream JULAY as he blows up.
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Alright folks. Let's get back on topic here, which is namely, Chris' eBay stupidity and the imminent Facebook TardRage and Guilt-tripping to come when he fails to make a gajillion dollars.
 
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DeadMansHand said:
I will let myself be trolled.

At the risk of sounding like a pretentious hipster douchebag...when I look at the Picasso, I see multiple levels of complexity. There are complementary shapes and colors, positive and negative areas, and when you look closer you make out the figure. The figure conveys the ideas of movement and emotion, while still being abstract enough that it doesn't draw away from the basic shapes and colors of the painting. It's a beautiful painting. I'd hang it in my house.

When I look at Chris's drawing I see a shitty cartoon character and crippling autism. Shit tons of autism. The autism reaches off the paper and gropes you with attraction sign-levels of tardiness. It's horrible. I wouldn't wipe my ass with this. It might give my roids autism.

Better artist. Shit.
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If understanding and appreciating an artist like Picasso makes you a pretentious hipster douchebag, then so be it, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Many people just assume that enjoying Impressionist, surrealist, or cubist art means you're just showing an attitude like those on the tale of The Emperors New Clothes, and you're just humming and hawing in abid so fit in with the intelligentsia. On the flip side, there's nothing wrong with not enjoying art of those types of art, and it doesn't make you an uncultured moron.

Now, in a bid to be on topic.
Picasso's art has fucked up perspective because he intended it to, Chris' art has fucked up perspective because he just can't draw perspective.
Picasso's art has the colours it does because he used them to complement one another and convey a mood, Chris' art has the colours it does because Sonichu needs to be yellow to differentiate him from the Character he's ripped from, and Pikachu was the other character he was ripped from. Plus, his pack of Crayola felt tips only has about eight fucking colours in it.
Picasso's art is difficult to understand because he was portraying his ideas and concepts in a non-standard way that isn't instantly recognisable, and encourages thought and interpretation from the viewer. Chris' art is difficult to understand because he can't string together a coherent thought and doesn't have the slightest concept of how others will perceive what he's just put on paper.

But most importantly of all, Picasso's art is worth money because the artist took the time to form an idea, think about how he wanted to portray it and spent a bloody long time and a shit lot of effort committing it to canvas. Chis' art is worth fuck all because he just plonked his fat ass down and spent ten or fifteen minutes scribbling the first thing that popped into his head, usually because he'd just watched said thing on tv.

(sperg over,sorry guys)
 
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CWCissey said:
I agree. I admit to quite liking Jackson Pollack's work as it's interesting to look at.
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I saw some examples in an art gallery in Atlanta and thought it was an interesting example of modern art. Wasn't particularly fond, but it was interesting to study.

What I was fond of, though, was the jigsaw puzzle of one of his works in the gift shop.
 
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I'm probably a little late to continue the topic of Chris dropping the buyer's dox, but hell.

As soon as you Buy It Now or your Offer is accepted, the seller has your shipping address. Even before you pay, they have the option to print a shipping label.
Anyone who's thinking of grabbing it for the BIN price and then never paying, don't, because Chris will have your name and address. And because it's not cute to do that.

Also I do wonder if anyone will buy it, pay, wait to receive it then file a false PayPal claim and make off with a free drawing?
 
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Sovandie said:
I'm probably a little late to continue the topic of Chris dropping the buyer's dox, but hell.

As soon as you Buy It Now or your Offer is accepted, the seller has your shipping address. Even before you pay, they have the option to print a shipping label.
Anyone who's thinking of grabbing it for the BIN price and then never paying, don't, because Chris will have your name and address. And because it's not cute to do that.

Also I do wonder if anyone will buy it, pay, wait to receive it then file a false PayPal claim and make off with a free drawing?
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Hello, my name is Steven Patrick Morrissey, please send my art work to PO (X)Box 360...

Yes you have to give a name and address, but nowhere does it say it has to be real.
 
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For The Internet said:
I live in the same vague area of Australia Chris thinks PandaHalo is from and it wouldn't surprise me if since I'm female and from that area he'd assume I'm a troll and drop my dox on facebook.
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He thought the Black Saturday Bushfires killed her, if he recalls anything it would be "Australia".

It would come to you to the Global Shipping Program, I'm not entirely sure he'd get your postal address...He would only be required to mail it to the Pitney Bowes mailing house who would then send it to you. However, sellers may get the address anyway for their records.
Anchuent Christory said:
Picasso's art is difficult to understand because the he was portraying his ideas and concepts in a non-standard way that isn't instantly recognisable, and encourages thought and interpretation from the viewer.
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Just doucheing out here, but having seen a reasonable amount of his best work, it certainly spoke to me, but I've never made the effort to put into words quite why. It was instantly obvious why his work was celebrated, but why the stuff that comes out of High School final year arts works of the same genre is mostly rubbish. Also I wasn't on a tour, and those guys are great at finding useful words.
Satan said:
People have paid money for worse art. Any lazy bastard can shit in a bucket tomorrow while flogging himself across the back with a dead turkey, call it 'performance art'...
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Chris' work probably wouldn't speak to the person who knew nothing about him, but to those here who know him better than he knows himself, it speaks volumes. That is why people will pay for his work. His problem is that his behaviour does not endear people to give him money, because of how selfishly he keeps behaving. And he thinks people will pay four figures. A starving artist is a person you'd more readily give it to, because they are more selflessly honest.

Chris's work is at least a conversation starter (which could be handy in certain social situations).
 
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