🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If anything, Rusty would best be used in a graveyard shift where you don't have to deal with the public. He has his entire shift to do whatever he needs to do and nobody to bother him. Unfortunately this makes to much sense and we all know, sense and Rusty don't mix.
 
If anything, Rusty would best be used in a graveyard shift where you don't have to deal with the public. He has his entire shift to do whatever he needs to do and nobody to bother him. Unfortunately this makes to much sense and we all know, sense and Rusty don't mix.
I could see him as an actual grave-digger. He's got tons of experience, considering his vast history of digging his own.
 
Russell has been diagnosed as having Bipolar Disorder in his younger days and was on Prozac for a while. For whatever reason, he now denies this vehemently, but it could potentially qualify him for disability in combination with the Moebius.

I don't think he's on disability, though, because if there's one un-cow-like trait that Russell has, it's that he does not seem to believe that the world owes him free money for doing nothing, only that specific individuals/companies do for "wronging" him.
Take into account differences between states, some states (red ones) are harder to get on than others: but in my experience bipolar disorder is not enough by itself to get you on disability (I tried 15 years ago). There are a lot of hurdles to jump, the process is the punishment and one of the hurdles, and a lot of people who qualify fail to game the system properly.

Not without an extensive medical history of medication changes, and at least one hospital stay, or suicidal attempt. The judge in my case said in my final denial “I’m not saying she’s lying, but the documentation doesn’t back up her statements.”

Having a terrible employment record helps too, if you have had trouble keeping jobs for long periods of time and gaps in employment. But since he’s non-compliant with meds, but has a solid history of finding employment the lack of long term jobs is not likely to help him absent the medical documentation. Also, his habit of suing everyone in the world and following through with the process, despite all the fuckups, would convince a judge that he is capable of some sort of work. Same with his music and book, terrible, unsuccessful, but complete and published.

He’d have to prove that he no longer has the mental capacity to make any kind of sustained effort in some way. Like not being able to type or complete a sentence, which he can’t do because of his lawsuits. Even though ChatGPT is writing them, he has enough mental capacity to work ChatGPT and file the documents with the correct court case.

The whole process is pretty invasive, they want all kinds of documents and proof of lots of things, which makes sense. One of the tests is just being able to navigate the first two attempts by yourself without help, because the government always denies the first attempt unless it’s just so obvious a case. Because a large percentage of people won’t follow through with an appeal, even the honest ones who do qualify. That’s speculation from an attorney I worked with who specialized in disability claims.

Munchies can get approved because they go to the doctor every time they have a sore throat and press for tests to rule out cancer. Sane people with chronic pain who would qualify for disability know that going to the doctor their back hurts because of a degenerative disease is going to just be told the same thing every time (there’s not much we can do, take an ibuprofen and put heat on it) don’t get disability because they don’t game the system.
 
I don't think it would be a good idea to leave him alone with a female corpse.
That would be the mortician rather than the grave-digger.

Mortician Russell would be absolutely horrifying. Imagine walking up to the coffin during the funeral only to find the body floating and sloshing around a pool of clear, stinky, viscous fluid while Mortician Russ stands over you; narrow-eyed, mouth agape, and looking quite satisfied.
 
That would be the mortician rather than the grave-digger.

Mortician Russell would be absolutely horrifying. Imagine walking up to the coffin during the funeral only to find the body floating and sloshing around a pool of clear, stinky, viscous fluid while Mortician Russ stands over you; narrow-eyed, mouth agape, and looking quite satisfied.

Rusty would fit very well as a lovecraftian horror, especially when it comes to The Shadow over Innsmouth.
 
I agree with this. And even if Russ didn't technically qualify for disability, there are plenty of malingerers with POTS and Chronic Fatigue who manage to get on it because they devote all their time to the process. One thing that Russ is good at is filing stuff, he could get on disability if he tried, but he doesn't want to.
I guess I'm glad he hasn't gone full Andy Ditch and pretended to be retarded to get female nurses to touch him his penis. Greer does just have an obsession with doing things "legally", like with his entire brothel crusade where he will not rest until he can legally build a brothel on the main street of some small Nevada town instead of just hiring whores online like everyone else in Vegas. I think it's more that he has a massive ego, rather than just 'tism, that requires him to be right in every situation. Anyone who disagrees with him is just a hater or lying to him.

Actually on that last one, I have read that sociopaths/narcists tend to think anyone that disagrees with them is lying since they can't imagine other people could reach a different conclusion about something than the one they reached. Which sounds a bit like how Greer's legal arguments tend to go where he'll come up with some extremely odd and weak argument and then be completely baffled when someone picks it apart instantly.
 
Greer does just have an obsession with doing things "legally", like with his entire brothel crusade where he will not rest until he can legally build a brothel on the main street of some small Nevada town instead of just hiring whores online like everyone else in Vegas.

I don't think he's obsessed with doing things legally -- he's been happy to defraud the courts by claiming to be an impoverished starver, just to dodge a few hundo in filing fees. I think he's pursuing the brothel thing because he sees himself as a sharp guy -- an entrepeneur, rather than just a consumer. He wants to be Dennis Hof, not one of the losers who turn over thousands at a time just to get their nutsack emptied.

He does have an obsession with status and how the world sees him. So his disability is a disadvantage in part, but it's also an advantage insofar as it gives him a bit of an edge in the victim olympics -- one that he's continuously attempting to parlay into financial advantage. So we saw him try this with America's Got Talent, we see him doing it in front of the courts all the time and it nearly paid off big time in his scam against Viatron.

But I think he just sees this as a necessary way to get together his initial stake to allow him to get in the game. Once he's got a couple of whores signed up and working in his stable, he believes he reallly will be the Brothel Prince of Nevada.

If he was genuinely concerned about doing things legally, the risks associated with human trafficking in that industry would encourage him to pursue a career in a more legitimate industry than in the pimping business.
 
Greer does just have an obsession with doing things "legally",
No. Greer has an obsession with not getting arrested or beat up by pimps or robbed by whores. He is a coward at heart. Doing things "legally" is not his obsession. He is perfectly fine with soft crimes unlikely to result in arrest. Like Fraud and Abuse of Process. Filing False Police Reports is AOK in his book. Stuff that he can pretend to be a retard regarding. "He had a goid faith belief in the things he was reporting. It's excuseable neglect". Greer is obsessive about risk, not legality. He fears Guido the Killer Pimp, while he wants to be Guido the Killer Pimp.
 
Take into account differences between states, some states (red ones) are harder to get on than others: but in my experience bipolar disorder is not enough by itself to get you on disability (I tried 15 years ago).
There are a lot of things on the Listing of Impairments, but just having a disorder on the list doesn't mean you automatically qualify. For instance, diabetes is on the list. But if it's well-treated, you don't qualify. After establishing having a listed impairment, you also have to demonstrate its severity.
 
Why doesn’t Russ just get on disability like everyone else? He’s got a better claim than half the cows here.
I have a better idea. Russ just needs to befriend Jim Jefferies. JJ made a TV show with two seasons out of an incident where he took someone with Muscular Dystrophy to a prostitute. Imagine what he could do when paired with Rustle Greee.
 
my first thought when I wrote that was that Greee's drool would be like Start Ya Bastard but for a corpse, and then I realised I'd have to explain what Start Ya Bastard is.
I'm amazed it was made into a real product. I know it from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1YndLmbXQ

But I don't think russdrool (tm) is as effective. It'll mix in with the oil and eventually (sooner than later) seize the engine. And presto, another corpse.
 
I agree with this. And even if Russ didn't technically qualify for disability, there are plenty of malingerers with POTS and Chronic Fatigue who manage to get on it because they devote all their time to the process. One thing that Russ is good at is filing stuff, he could get on disability if he tried, but he doesn't want to.
He probably gets stuck in the process because he keeps trying negotiate the benefits.
 
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