Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Lensherr]

God, Bob is fat.

Of all the words spoken by pen or tongue, none are more true.

 

[Kyria the Great]

He's wearing an American International Pictures t-shirt. Only Bob would think to wear a shirt advertising a long defunct B-movie company in a video.

If you are going to wear something that is advertising B-movies, at least be cool and wear a Cannon Films shirt

 

[Mola Ram]

If you are going to wear something that is advertising B-movies, at least be cool and wear a Cannon Films shirt

American-International was cool. They made all those Roger Corman Edgar Allan Poe movies with Vincent Price and Karloff and what have you. Wonderful stuff.

Of course, nothing is cool when snugly coiled around Bob's wretched form.

 

[Kyria the Great]

American-International was cool. They made all those Roger Corman Edgar Allan Poe movies with Vincent Price and Karloff and what have you. Wonderful stuff.

Of course, nothing is cool when snugly coiled around Bob's wretched form.

This is where the movie part of Bob fails. If he was a genre film buff, why doesn't he do videos on American international or Cannon Films? Hell, even just do a video series on the legendary Roger Corman, the man who invented the modern trailer and has blessed us with so many fun B-movies.

 

[BubbleButt]

Because that would take effort and research. Why the fuck would Bob do any of that?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Because that would take effort and research. Why the fuck would Bob do any of that?

He's like DSP, instead of putting in effort to introduce audiences to things they might not have heard of, they're making less money chasing whatever's new.

 

[Kyria the Great]

He's like DSP, instead of putting in effort to introduce audiences to things they might not have heard of, they're making less money chasing whatever's new.

Yeah what brings audiences is bring them either something they have never seen before or in a way they have never seen before. Imagine if Bob in some other timeline became like a Shlock king reviewing Corman films and he was beloved for reviewing low budget films

 

[Alex "Idominatio" Figueroa]

He's like DSP, instead of putting in effort to introduce audiences to things they might not have heard of, they're making less money chasing whatever's new.

Yeah what brings audiences is bring them either something they have never seen before or in a way they have never seen before. Imagine if Bob in some other timeline became like a Shlock king reviewing Corman films and he was beloved for reviewing low budget films

How well is Cinema Snob doing? I can say relatively fine if he doesn't have a thread in here but if he doesn't makes more than Bob I'm getting pissed.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Yeah what brings audiences is bring them either something they have never seen before or in a way they have never seen before. Imagine if Bob in some other timeline became like a Shlock king reviewing Corman films and he was beloved for reviewing low budget films

There's a channel already like that called GoodBadFlicks. Needs more love, imo:
https://www.youtube.com/user/trachenburg

How well is Cinema Snob doing? I can say relatively fine if he doesn't have a thread in here but if he doesn't makes more than Bob I'm getting pissed.

I know it's only a $30 difference, but I'm still pissed that fatass is making more money.

 

[CervixHammer]

Also that image with him & the sunglasses needs to have a "free candy" van photoshopped behind it.

"hey uh you got any snickers?"

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

How well is Cinema Snob doing? I can say relatively fine if he doesn't have a thread in here but if he doesn't makes more than Bob I'm getting pissed.

Well Cinema Snob is currently streaming to 400+ people currently

There's a channel already like that called GoodBadFlicks. Needs more love, imo:
https://www.youtube.com/user/trachenburg

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I know it's only a $30 difference, but I'm still pissed that fatass is making more money.

$30 more but he needs 549 more patreons to get that.

 

[Flexo]

Yeah what brings audiences is bring them either something they have never seen before or in a way they have never seen before. Imagine if Bob in some other timeline became like a Shlock king reviewing Corman films and he was beloved for reviewing low budget films

So in other words he would be--

There's a channel already like that called GoodBadFlicks. Needs more love, imo:
https://www.youtube.com/user/trachenburg

DAMMIT! You beat me to it. Yes, go watch GBF. Cecil is awesome and unlike Bob in every way.

Which reminds me. Awhile back on this board someone wondered what the polar opposite of Bob would be. I have determined it to be Victor David Hanson. He's smart, well educated, voted for Trump, lives in CA, actually owns and works his own farm, got married and had kids. Oh yeah, and did a whole podcast on the virtues of physical labor that sounds like one giant middle finger to Bob.

If you want someone closer in age, then Cecil from GBF. He never shows up on screen and hates talking about politics (for additional anti-bob points).

"hey uh you got any snickers?"

Thank you sir. It's the best belated birthday present I ever got.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Since Bob is always trying to add deep thoughts to the genre movies, has he ever had a video or article discussing such films as Blade Runner, 2001: A Space Odyssey, or even No Country for Old Men?

 

[The Colonel]

There's a channel already like that called GoodBadFlicks. Needs more love, imo:
https://www.youtube.com/user/trachenburg

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I know it's only a $30 difference, but I'm still pissed that fatass is making more money.

But Brad is making more money with less people.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Since Bob is always trying to add deep thoughts to the genre movies, has he ever had a video or article discussing such films as Blade Runner, 2001: A Space Odyssey, or even No Country for Old Men?

He did a video on The Matrix that Plebbit fawned over:

But that's really it when it comes to more cerebral genre films.

 

[Kyria the Great]

He did a video on The Matrix that Plebbit fawned over:

But that's really it when it comes to more cerebral genre films.

The Matrix though hasn't aged well and the stupid pseudo-philosophical horseshit for me just wasn't that good in my opinion. Of course bob would love it though because of my above point. I guess if it isn't Mauvel or some colorful action flick, Bob could care less about any other additions to genre filmmaking.

 

[AnOminous]

The Matrix though hasn't aged well and the stupid pseudo-philosophical horseshit for me just wasn't that good in my opinion. Of course bob would love it though because of my above point. I guess if it isn't Mauvel or some colorful action flick, Bob could care less about any other additions to genre filmmaking.

It was a cheap ripoff of concepts Philip K. Dick did better.

Also it was made by a couple of fucking trannies. Fuck trannies!

 

[The Colonel]

I think it's a good film on its own. Just ignore everything that came after it.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

I think it's a good film on its own. Just ignore everything that came after it.

It was pretty much a live action adaptation of every gritty cyberpunk anime OVA of the late 80s and 90s.
Don't get me wrong, on its own I think the movie is okay. But the "deep" meaning a lot of people gave it because of the entire "reality is an illusion" crap was and still is ridiculous.

And the third movie was Dragon Ball Z at the end.

 

[The Nothingness]

Here is someone that Bob would likely retweet and agree with (minus several things from the second tweet)