Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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From what I understand, Bob favors political dynasties as long as they are on "his" side, so I wouldn't be surprised if he'd have been okay with going back to being part of the Empire.

You don't think he'd have a problem with manifest destiny and killing tribals by the thousands?
 
I really can't believe you fuckers would talk trash about a man who was awarded the Silver Fireflower, the Hyrule Triforce of Valor, and the Castlevania Service Medal.

I believe he got Triforce of valour for single handidly holding the breach in his pants during operation overlard, here he is surveying the rubble following the Bob-ombing of Gerudo's Fortress.

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Way to keep going full fascist, Bob.
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Sadly, as exceptional as Bob is, this is an argument that's making a discomfiting amount of headway among his fellow travelers. It isn't even worth explaining to them why holding this opinion makes them way scarier than the genepool nightmare neo-Nazis they're taking such a brave stand against.

I certainly know you don't listen to reason, Bob.
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I'll remember this unmitigated horseshit the next time there's a Class 1 Shriekout over the Columbus Day Parade.

I believe he got Triforce of valour for single handidly hold the breach in his pants during operation overlard, here he is surveying the rubble following the Bob-ombing of Gerudo's Fortress.

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This is bar none my favorite picture of Bob, because if you told me that this person was a ret ... er, a mentally deficient individual with anger control problems (that scowl!), I would believe it without hesitation.
 
Is there a post anywhere detailing Bob's "Activision did 9/11" theory? I'm genuinely curious to see if it reaches Alex Jones-chemicals-turn-frogs-gay levels of absurd. Or am I setting my expectations too high?
 
Is there a post anywhere detailing Bob's "Activision did 9/11" theory? I'm genuinely curious to see if it reaches Alex Jones-chemicals-turn-frogs-gay levels of absurd. Or am I setting my expectations too high?

iirc it originated from a podcast where a guy who used to be friends with Bob was talking about the crazy shit he believes.
 

Funny thing about that. If you look at the rise of communistic societies where people had that "*Except THESE fucking guys!" mentality, you'll find that they didn't stop when THOSE fucking guys were dead. A perfect example of this is the Chinese Cultural Revolution. At that point, all the Nationalists and everyone else who had a little too much to think had either been driven out of the country or purged. But that didn't stop students from destroying their own culture and subjecting their own parents to struggle sessions where they were tortured until they confessed to thought crimes against Mao.

People like Bob (ESPECIALLY Bob himself) should be on their hands and knees thanking the Founding Fathers that THOSE fucking guys! have the right to peaceably assemble. Because their right to carry tiki torches and scream white power also protects his right to criticize the United States government.
 
For what it's worth, Bob denied even knowing this guy, and I'm not aware of any evidence to the contrary. I don't really buy he believes the whole Activision-caused-9/11 thing ... not that it makes him any less absurd.
 
For what it's worth, Bob denied even knowing this guy, and I'm not aware of any evidence to the contrary. I don't really buy he believes the whole Activision-caused-9/11 thing ... not that it makes him any less absurd.
Bob doubled back on that and changed his answer to, "I don't remember." I can't find the tweets talking about this though, so he might have deleted them. I was able to get a screen grab from a video that got shared here once.
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Somehow Bob doesn't remember these conversations yet insists there is mischaracterization going on. Kind of a weird, isn't it?
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I'm inclined to believe the guy from the First Person Shooters did 9/11 podcast. There's enough other odd little details about Bob he gets right such as his insistent use of the term brown people or his sensitivity over certain family members. There's also the question of why the hell you would make this kind of stuff up, especially since he never really tried to milk anything out of it other than going on a single obscure podcast. Bob already has some explicitly conspiratorial beliefs anyway. Probably the most notable is him thinking GamerGate was a trial run of a right wing plot to spot Hillary from getting elected.
 
Bob doubled back on that and changed his answer to, "I don't remember." I can't find the tweets talking about this though, so he might have deleted them. I was able to get a screen grab from a video that got shared here once.
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Somehow Bob doesn't remember these conversations yet insists there is mischaracterization going on. Kind of a weird, isn't it?
I'm inclined to believe the guy from the First Person Shooters did 9/11 podcast. There's enough other odd little details about Bob he gets right such as his insistent use of the term brown people or his sensitivity over certain family members. There's also the question of why the hell you would make this kind of stuff up, especially since he never really tried to tard cum anything out of it other than going on a single obscure podcast. Bob already has some explicitly conspiratorial beliefs anyway. Probably the most notable is him thinking GamerGate was a trial run of a right wing plot to spot Hillary from getting elected.

Wow. I stand corrected. For some reason I remember him making a much more forceful denial.
 
I'll remember this unmitigated horseshit the next time there's a Class 1 Shriekout over the Columbus Day Parade.

"AMERICA DOESN'T HAVE CULTURE BECAUSE WE WAS KANGZ REEEEEEEEEEE-"

You just know that the people who say this didn't have a social life growing up in America, because there's no other way anyone could genuinely believe this.
 
I'm inclined to believe the guy from the First Person Shooters did 9/11 podcast. There's enough other odd little details about Bob he gets right such as his insistent use of the term brown people or his sensitivity over certain family members. There's also the question of why the hell you would make this kind of stuff up, especially since he never really tried to tard cum anything out of it other than going on a single obscure podcast.
To add more to the guy in the video is not making up. I watched this video again and at the about 17 miniute mark reminded me of this image.
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This is the actual poster Bob used when he added story to his OverThinker videos and it is described similarly to the guy in video would discribe Bob's fantasy. Notice the characters depicted in the silhouettes. One is Mario and other Smash Bros. characters and the other has Master Chief and other characters Bob would consider dude bro. Bob really does believe that the dude bro games are after his childhood.
 
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