TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

The Dude said:
That review poster really nails down just how incredibly Autistic and pathetic Tony is, because he's able to make Doug Walker look not only normal, but talented as well by comparison. Either that, or Doug makes Tony look more intellectually inept by comparison. I can't decide which it is.
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Doug is a harmless sperg, Tony is an insufferable faggot.
 
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It's Tony's 34th birthday today. Let's see what he wrote to celebrate it:
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It's A Small World has a message about unity and equality, which was extremely progressive in 1963. Are you so triggered by the song that you're comparing an amusement park ride to Nazis?! This is just as stupid as Bob's "Activision did 9/11" comments.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
Well, I tried. By god, I really did try. I got to about 13 minutes in the video before it was too much and I stopped watching. Doug is autistic. Tony is autistic. But for the love of Christ, I wasn't expecting it to be THAT bad. And that was one of the worst Nicholas Cage impressions I've ever heard.

Also, Tony appears to be Down with The Clown, a sentence I never thought I would type:
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So anything pro Trump is Nazi now? You wonder why you lost
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
We love you too, Tony. Happy birthday, big guy.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tonygoldmark/status/898611146894188545
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I love how lolcows and Lefties like Tony always use the "You're only picking on me because you have no life!" line of flawed reasoning. It never occurs to them that many of us have full lives, including spouses/families, friends, jobs/school...pretty much everything that most people consider integral to having a full life, and we just come here when we aren't busy to laugh at rétards. But, hey, whatever Tony has to tell himself to avoid facing his pathetic reality and spiraling into a deep, crippling depression when he realizes he's a loser with no wife, no family, no job prospects once mommy's trust fund runs dry and his internet "career" inevitably fails, and no future.
 
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Okay. I was informed of this thread tonight by Tony's ex wife. We're pretty close and obviously neither of us like Tony. I saw some were saying she married him for money, etc. Which she really didn't as that isn't who she is. And honestly, that marriage was her biggest regret of her life, and she lived in Michigan, another regret. Anyway, I was at that wedding. It was held at the Berkeley Yacht Club, hence the weird American flag. Obviously it wasn't traditional. They had karaoke and some other shit, too. Freddie Kreuger is there because why not? Marissa and I like dumb shit and I think that's the only thing she likes from that wedding. Tony's mom was actually a very wonderful person who was kind and caring. She paid for my flight out to the wedding and let us crash at her place. Never met Tony's dad, but his mom was a good person who just happened to give birth to the walking shit stain that is Tony. And yes, he is probably living off her inheritance money. In the end, Marissa never received any kind of money from Tony after the divorce. She cut ties and called it good. She works hard and is enjoying life as much as anyone can. I just felt like letting you guys know who she is and what the fuck was happening at that wedding.
 
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Robot Holocaust said:
Wow. Glad to see that she got away from him and I hope she's happy with her life.
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She lives in Chicago and she works hard to stay afloat there like anyone does. She has two cool boyfriends that treat her very well and loads of friends. We don't talk a lot about Tony since he's a douche but she enjoys seeing people rip on him like this thread. It's great.
 
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kousagi10 said:
Okay. I was informed of this thread tonight by Tony's ex wife. We're pretty close and obviously neither of us like Tony. I saw some were saying she married him for money, etc. Which she really didn't as that isn't who she is. And honestly, that marriage was her biggest regret of her life, and she lived in Michigan, another regret. Anyway, I was at that wedding. It was held at the Berkeley Yacht Club, hence the weird American flag. Obviously it wasn't traditional. They had karaoke and some other shit, too. Freddie Kreuger is there because why not? Marissa and I like dumb shit and I think that's the only thing she likes from that wedding. Tony's mom was actually a very wonderful person who was kind and caring. She paid for my flight out to the wedding and let us crash at her place. Never met Tony's dad, but his mom was a good person who just happened to give birth to the walking shit stain that is Tony. And yes, he is probably living off her inheritance money. In the end, Marissa never received any kind of money from Tony after the divorce. She cut ties and called it good. She works hard and is enjoying life as much as anyone can. I just felt like letting you guys know who she is and what the fuck was happening at that wedding.
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She was married to Tony AND lived in Michigan? I'm glad she got a divorce. Something like that could lead someone to suicide.

Also, I'd like to mention I've only recently seen one video of this cow and my god he ruins any collaboration he's in.
 
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