More Weird Facebook Posts(6/23/2014)

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How Autistic is Introman for posting this?

  • Neurotypical(If you vote this. I will find you and laugh in your face)

    Votes: 28 16.3%

  • Slightly Autistic(Don't lie to yourself .)

    Votes: 41 23.8%

  • Writing Wiki Articles about Chris's T shirt collection (Most accurate)

    Votes: 103 59.9%
  • Total voters
    172
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Absinthe said:
Ms Quarles seems very impressive. VP at a marketing agency, and she also founded a website to reward kind people who do good deeds.
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B-but *stress sigh* where's m-my reward? <Pfft> I've al-al-tried to be nice to all da people an-an-an' DOSE DANG DIRTY TWOLLS HAVE GIVEN ME DA STRESS DAT KILLED MY FATHER ROBERT CHANDLER, wh-who invented plastic dat we use in ev-every-all other dis here modern life. I am also da TRUE an HONEST creator of SONICHU DA ELECTRIK HEDGEHOG POKEYMAN. S-s-Dat's gotta count for something right there. Hmm. <frrrrpt>
 
Absinthe said:
Ms Quarles seems very impressive. VP at a marketing agency, and she also founded a website to reward kind people who do good deeds.
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Chris, meanwhile, will be rewarded in heaven for his good deeds. He said so.
 
CWCissey said:
B-but *stress sigh* where's m-my reward? <Pfft> I've al-al-tried to be nice to all da people an-an-an' DOSE DANG DIRTY TWOLLS HAVE GIVEN ME DA STRESS DAT KILLED MY FATHER ROBERT CHANDLER, wh-who invented plastic dat we use in ev-every-all other dis here modern life. I am also da TRUE an HONEST creator of SONICHU DA ELECTRIK HEDGEHOG POKEYMAN. S-s-Dat's gotta count for something right there. Hmm. <frrrrpt>
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<pants shitting intensifies>
 
Want Woman said:
How the fuck does Chris even know about Spiral Knights? That's a PC game.
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It was posted by Sega on their own Facebook wall, though. For all we know Chris is prowling every one of their postings regardless of content to bitch about old news.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
I so wouldn't have noticed Sonic's arm being a different color if it weren't for Chris.
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Keep in mind Chris believes in the possibility a toon-universe where Sonic actually exists. Sonic to him is much more real than he is to you or me. And given how much he loves sonic, this is a quite happy reality.

Things like changing arm or eye colors without a canon explanation really cut into that reality, in a way that is probably quite jarring for Chris.
 
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timtommy said:
Keep in mind Chris believes in the possibility a toon-universe where Sonic actually exists. Sonic to him is much more real than he is to you or me. And given how much he loves sonic, this is a quite happy reality.

Things like changing arm or eye colors without a canon explanation really cut into that reality, in a way that is probably quite jarring for Chris.
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He changes the whole sonics into all these different colors and rages about just changing the arms? Makes no sense...
 
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