TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Been going through his twitter, and a lot of it really is just retweeting Movie Blob.

The most interesting thing that has happened to Tony in the past few weeks is that he just surpassed 9000 subscribers on his Youtube account.

Tony Goldmark everybody. A Youtuber with 9000 subscribers who's as smug as someone who has four million. Seriously, what is it with people like Tony and Bob getting these over-inflated egos simply because these gain a small following on Youtube?
 
Tony Goldmark everybody. A Youtuber with 9000 subscribers who's as smug as someone who has four million. Seriously, what is it with people like Tony and Bob getting these over-inflated egos simply because these gain a small following on Youtube?

It's probably the only form of genuine success they've ever had. It's not like either of them are highly educated or held any high level job before.
 
It's probably the only form of genuine success they've ever had. It's not like either of them are highly educated or held any high level job before.

Not only that, but the bloated ego was already there. Skidmark and MovieBlob are the kind of people who have always believed they're just fucking awesome guys with superior intellect to the rest of the unwashed masses (except for the fact that both Tony and Bob literally ARE unwashed masses). When they see they've got an audience, no matter how small and trivial, it's like a kind of confirmation bias for them. "See?! I am fucking awesome! Just look at how many people I have hanging on my every word!"
 
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I'm really disappointed that Metokur didn't talk about Tony in his TGWTG series. Then again, Tony's history, particularly with his ex wife (has anyone heard from her recently, BTW?) could be a mini series in and of itself, so maybe Jim's saving it for a future series or he thought Tony was too small a target.

Either way, not surprised to hear Tony's still not done anything new with his life outside of bitching on Twitter and continuing to not bathe.
 
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TBH Tony doesn't do much outside of bitching on Twitter, and i think the stuff with the wife is probably not that well known. He already covered Todd who is similar to Tony in that "waste time away on Twitter" thing, so he probably figured why's the use to talk.

Honestly there a buttload of CA users i could've love to see him tackle- Ursa, Eliza, Blockbuster Buster, Kyle...
 
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I got nothing. He's just so fucking delusional and stupid at the same time I want to vomit.

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I got nothing. He's just so fucking delusional and stupid at the same time I want to vomit.

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This fat stupid fuck has no knowledge of anything outside of amusement park rides he's now too fat to even get in.

I bet he doesn't even know what superdelegates are.
 
Like we'd expect anything else from Skidmark. He takes willful ignorance and political blindness to whole new levels. "Who cares what Hillary did! She was just trying to keep LITERAL NAZIS out of the White House!"
 
Which seems to be a re-hash of several of his old ones... I take it he is running out of California area theme parks and rides to mock?
To be fair, there are only so many of those, the odd new attraction every year or so isn't enough to make that the primary thing he does. It seems like a poorly thought out business plan to me.
 
To be fair, there are only so many of those, the odd new attraction every year or so isn't enough to make that the primary thing he does. It seems like a poorly thought out business plan to me.

If your whole shtick is "fat, angry manchild bitching about X ride or Y attraction", then, yeah, you'll run out of stuff to bitch about pretty quickly (depending on your work ethic). However, there are plenty of YouTube channels who focus primarily on theme/amusement parks that are able to keep the videos coming.

However, those channels are typically talking about the history of the parks and their rides/attractions, frame the videos as an adventure vlog, film it like the viewer is a companion enjoying the sites and rides with the person filming, or any of several styles that don't include a greasy, foul-mouthed mongo screaming obscenities around children while forcing their Aspie friends to do unfunny skits about how the ride/attraction sucks/won't accommoate their fat ass in the seats/raped them in some manner.
 
^True, there are lots of kid-friendly, welcoming youtubers that dedicate their channels to comment on Disneyland and its attractions, and they're all pretty funny, friendly and informative. I dunno why Goldmark just can't mimic their style.

 
^True, there are lots of kid-friendly, welcoming youtubers that dedicate their channels to comment on Disneyland and its attractions, and they're all pretty funny, friendly and informative. I dunno why Goldmark just can't mimic their style

Because Tony is literally incapable of being funny, friendly, and informative.
 
Because Tony is literally incapable of being funny, friendly, and informative.

You know, there's a channel called Fresh Baked. All they do, literally, is go to Disneyland and DCA once a week. They release 1 10 minute video segment per day of their weekly trip and a full cut once per week. It's literally 4 people enjoying Disneyland every Saturday. No mocking, no commentary, just a good old discussion with friends.

Tony could do that if he had friends.
 
You know, there's a channel called Fresh Baked. All they do, literally, is go to Disneyland and DCA once a week. They release 1 10 minute video segment per day of their weekly trip and a full cut once per week. It's literally 4 people enjoying Disneyland every Saturday. No mocking, no commentary, just a good old discussion with friends.

Tony could do that if he had friends.

Hell through this thread YouTube is suggesting 'Defunctland' videos to me. He goes over the history of old rides and parks in a way that's funny and informative.

Tony is absolutely fucked as a theme park centred video maker
 
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