Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Assorted Nuts]

Don't you think it's kinda early to have egg nog? We aren't even halfway done with November.

Seasonal holidays are part of the Inferior Past! Bobbo wants his nog NOW!

 

[cypocryphy]

"Justice League" has a black guy, a polynesian guy, and a middle eastern woman. That's way more diverse than "Avengers".

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Seasonal holidays are part of the Inferior Past! Bobbo wants his nog NOW!

Speaking of seasonal holidays, how large will Bob's turkey be?

 

[Lensherr]

"When I say that all the Republican voters should be rounded up and shot, I'm the bad guy. Fuck me, right?"
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It really is amazing what Bob deems as normal, acceptable rhetoric (as long as it's toward the right people of course).

I'd say you're defining yourself by your autistic hatred towards DC movies and their fans.
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TBH I've never seen Bob this exasperated before. Generally, his anger is of the more actively diabolic, passionate variety, but here, he comes across as merely irritated. Granted, it's still autistic as hell, but it's also almost refreshing to see him express something other than genocidal contempt for a group of people he doesn't like. Less "Gas the kikes", more "Shut the fuck up Donny!".

 

[link1234]

Now that Bob has apologized about the bad things he said about Megan Fox how much longer until he apologizes about what he has said about conservatives, Trump voters and people living in fly over states? My bet is on never.

 

[RockVolnutt]

"Justice League" has a black guy, a polynesian guy, and a middle eastern woman. That's way more diverse than "Avengers".

You're telling me that Black Widow wasn't supposed to be a black woman who's husband died? That changes everything.

Reminds me of how in recent times when people talk comics, the original Justice League of America has always gotten weird comments about not being diverse enough despite 4 of the 7 not being "white men" as opposed to the original Avengers team being 4 white guys and an (at the time) underage white girl who's constantly flirting with them. I never understood it there either. "Diversity" is just a dumb buzzword with no meaning.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Now that Bob has apologized about the bad things he said about Megan Fox how much longer until he apologizes about what he has said about conservatives, Trump voters and people living in fly over states? My bet is on never.

He'll never apologize, because when his "superior future" happens, all of them will be dead.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

You're telling me that Black Widow wasn't supposed to be a black woman who's husband died? That changes everything.

Reminds me of how in recent times when people talk comics, the original Justice League of America has always gotten weird comments about not being diverse enough despite 4 of the 7 not being "white men" as opposed to the original Avengers team being 4 white guys and an (at the time) underage white girl who's constantly flirting with them. I never understood it there either. "Diversity" is just a dumb buzzword with no meaning.

It's because the House of Mouse is trying to bury them.

 

[GrayWater]

He'll never apologize, because when his "superior future" happens, all of them will be dead.

"He'll never apologize, because when his 'superior future' happens, he'll be dead."
FTFY

 

[Lackadaisy]

"Justice League" has a black guy, a polynesian guy, and a middle eastern woman. That's way more diverse than "Avengers".

Gal Gadot doesn't count. She's a Jew, and we're white unless it's advantageous otherwise. Yes, even the Ethiopian Jews.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Gal Gadot doesn't count. She's a Jew, and we're white unless it's advantageous otherwise. Yes, even the Ethiopian Jews.

Israel is a Middle-Eastern country, so he is technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's because the House of Mouse is trying to bury them.

Bury which one? Cause both of them fit.

Israel is a Middle-Eastern country, so he is technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct.

The middle east is the best place to play the "Is X a Y person" game.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Oh no, people won't get to hear your golden voice sperging about BvS for three-and-a-half-hours.

"But they breathe the same air as Trump voters, so let's kill them just to be safe."

If he seriously believes any of this is impressive, I'm further astounded by the depths of his exceptionalism.

"All those facts about me? All bullshit, you fucking loser."

Nice word salad, fatass.

After the Captain N fanfiction, will we get Will & Grace fanfiction?

Are you mansplaining right now Bob? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I think his ranting is gonna end up longer than the movie.

The extended directors cut ultimate version.

You called it dude.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You called it dude.

I really didn’t want to be right...

 

[A Random]

I already forgot what part 1 was about, how can he not have STARTED the real review if he needs three more hours to get into this one?

Was Pixels this long for its one part? Is that it? Does Mashy Potatey think he needs to give a stupid movie a more massive beatdown than it needs? Over a year after the fact?

Is he stupid?

 

[The Valeyard]

Was Pixels this long for its one part? Is that it? Does Mashy Potatey think he needs to give a stupid movie a more massive beatdown than it needs? Over a year after the fact?

Surprisingly, the Pixels review was only 10 minutes long, and before he started ranting about Batman v Superman his longest Really That Good video (on Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 1 and 2) was 1 hour and 12 minutes.

 

[Mola Ram]

Nice word salad, fatass.

Now this isn't something I'll say often about a Bob Chipman quote, but this one is worth really thinking about.

"In a mechanized / digitalized world, population size need no longer unjustly confer population POWER. Welcome to a better world."

Amazingly, I agree with Bob! The tyranny of the majority is indeed something that needs to be guarded against in republican / democratic societies. But ... doesn't Bob crow endlessly about "the states that matter," and bitch nonstop about the useless swathes of land between his beloved cities? Isn't it a fact that the places that he claims matter only matter because of the enormous population centers that wield undue political influence over the more sparsely populated suburbs and rural areas that are subject to them? (The split can be found in most states larger than Rhode Island, as aptly demonstrated in the recent Virginia elections.) So ... the "better world" he's farting about here already exists. Population POWER from those urban centers was totally mitigated by that "digitalized" miracle known as ...

... the Electoral College.

You're welcome, fatty!

(For a guy who calls himself the Overthinker, he sure doesn't seem to think things through a whole lot.)

 

[Detrogen]

This is the second time he's brought up ice cream this week. Not everything you do is an excuse to eat fucking ice cream you Diabetic Despot.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Now this isn't something I'll say often about a Bob Chipman quote, but this one is worth really thinking about.

"In a mechanized / digitalized world, population size need no longer unjustly confer population POWER. Welcome to a better world."

Amazingly, I agree with Bob! The tyranny of the majority is indeed something that needs to be guarded against in republican / democratic societies. But ... doesn't Bob crow endlessly about "the states that matter," and bitch nonstop about the useless swathes of land between his beloved cities? Isn't it a fact that the places that he claims matter only matter because of the enormous population centers that wield undue political influence over the more sparsely populated suburbs and rural areas that are subject to them? (The split can be found in most states larger than Rhode Island, as aptly demonstrated in the recent Virginia elections.) So ... the "better world" he's farting about here already exists. Population POWER from those urban centers was totally mitigated by that "digitalized" miracle known as ...

... the Electoral College.

You're welcome, fatty!

(For a guy who calls himself the Overthinker, he sure doesn't seem to think things through a whole lot.)

These people's criticism of direct democracy makes very little sense when the Electoral College actually benefits the evil GOP by giving more influence to rural states.

Lots of things about these people make very little sense.