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I don't know what the fuck he's thinking. Mario Sunshine was voted on back in July and was suppose to be playing it in September. He pushed it to the new year and come to find out he is pushing it back until the "tax situation is resolved" so who knows the fuck when. Earliest will be Febuary.. so since last July when fans paid and voted for the game, he's making them wait 8 fucking months for a playthrough they paid over thousand dollars for...

And that's not even it. His reasoning for not playing it is because he wont get any YouTube revenue.. mind you he already got paid for the playthrough, and when he plays it, people are bound to tip because you know hes going to say through the entire time he's playing hes NOT getting paid on YouTube for this and needs his fans support... even though they already gave it to him.

So now he's trying to push an MGS playthrough that apperently nobody wants with a stretch goal to play two of them and he hasn't even came through on Mario Sunshine??

Oh btw been paid to do a reward for Patreon before in the past (Project 7) and didnt go through with it and kept the money?!?

If the fans are dumb enough to throw there money into that black hole then let them. That's way past dumb on their part. You like being robbed and tricked if you donate to this guy, and if that's the case by all means let them throw their money away so when they finally grow up/wake up they will feel like an even bigger idiot.

Does he even have a GameCube/Wii/Wii U that can play that game! I know the Switch can't play it. And who knows what he did with his Wii U.
 
I love he had the balls to say "So I can have my new gf move in with me to have another source of income" holy fucking shit.

Can someone direkt link where he says this. I'm not autistic enough to sit through 1 hour of fucking prestream.
 
Why is he skipping mario sunshine? his supporters have been throwing cash at him why would he upset them? just do it like once a week or something. Absolutely astonishing that he would even consider not playing Sunshine.
 
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This is also DSP though. The man who claimed to walk into Circuit City for a job interview in his street clothes, and without showering much less any form of hygiene. Saying he was so charismatic that they hired him on the spot.

Do we know what happened with the Circuit City job? I know he was fired from the mortgage company. He was fired from Best Buy. He was laid off from the helicopter repair company, but seeing as that seems to be a restructuring and reorganization as ownership changed hands, it was probably an excuse to get rid of him, so "fired" as well. We was "fired" from Ad-Sense, and "fired" from Machinima. I'm just curious if Circuit City belongs on that long list of DSP failures.

Because he hasn't seen any consequences for refusing to play or finish games he's been paid for.

This is Phil in a nutshell, a consequence-free life.
 
I looked it up, Fairfield's honors program only requires a B/B+ average in the 1st year and the substitution of a few social science electives. More importantly, there were zero requirements needed to remain in the program.... completing the honors classes with straight "D" grades, or his GPA falling below 3.0 after he was in, would not have disqualified him. As anyone who has attended an American school can confirm, a B+ average in entry level English and Calculus is trivial.

Just like his EVO 2004 "win", Phil's accomplishment here really doesn't stand up to scrutiny :)

A lot of people seemed to miss this post. Getting a 3.0 your freshman year isn't that hard, especially in a non-STEM major.
 
Wow... I just noticed he is using speech patterns of a Politician.

When he talks about Sunshine he is saying "There are people (Detractors) who WILL spin this shit negatively but I PROMISE to you that I WILL do this Sunshine Playthrough when I can keep my house, paid my bills, let Leanna 2.0 move in, etc."

He is using Cult tactics to "prepare" his sheeps for incoming "attacks" from other people so they will defend and further support him.
Can you believe it?
This is a very poweful sales and advertising message.
This is why you can't convince people to change their political views.
They´ve chosen a leader and that guy will tell them that everyone is wrong and he is right.
And his paranoia will always tell him that everyone is against him.

It's a beautiful combo.
 
Eh, Phil's fans are mainly stupid ESL children and sex perverts who'd rather fuck themselves over than use that money or time for smarter things. I don't really find it sad or annoying; I just find it rather amusing that they think crippling themselves for a man who will never care about them outside of their money is 'winning'.
 
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Must be that magical Seattle air restoring hair.

I like how he straight up denies that he's balding now. I remember asking him back in his Nazi IRC chat, if the reason he grows his hair out long and greases it back is to cover his bald spot (I was surprised I didn't get insta-kick/banned for it). He said that there was a spot but his 'hairdresser' told him it wasn't getting any bigger.
This was the first recent example I could think of DSP showing the top of his head, the PSVR setup stream in October 2016:
Bald spot PSVR Setup 20161013.jpg

'I can't play another game I'm not gonna get paid for...'

YOU WERE ALREADY PAID $1200 TO PLAY IT MONTHS AGO. Why do none of his viewers call him out on this?? You mean you can't get paid for it TWICE.
Patreon goals have to be profitable on YouTube & Twitch now, it is no longer 2015 where Patreon is 'a bonus'. This is why DSP whined so much about Danganronpa 2 and set up this Patrons' Choice with the provisos of no Japanese centric games, no long playthroughs etc. This is also where he fucked up, because he should have barred playthroughs where he can't make YouTube money e.g. Nintendo's use of ContentID.
Does he even have a GameCube/Wii/Wii U that can play that game! I know the Switch can't play it. And who knows what he did with his Wii U.
DSP still has a Wii & a WiiU. However you can't play GameCube games on WiiU (bar hacking the Wii side & running some form of GameCube USB loader), and DSP can't capture from the Wii - it doesn't do HDMI output natively, and he no longer has a component capture device.
Competent DSP could use Dolphin and emulate it with higher resolution graphics & probably even a widescreen hack... but that'd mean figuring out how to capture without thrashing his CPU as GC emulation will still take a decent chunk. So that's out because it'd show he could have been playing PC versions of new games all along and that it wasn't a $3K lemon.
Reality is DSP will realise this fuckup, whine that he has to buy some component capture device, maybe get a fan to donate one or some way to have the Wii output HDMI that works with GameCube games, and only then can it happen.
 
Wow... I just noticed he is using speech patterns of a Politician.

When he talks about Sunshine he is saying "There are people (Detractors) who WILL spin this shit negatively but I PROMISE to you that I WILL do this Sunshine Playthrough when I can keep my house, paid my bills, let Leanna 2.0 move in, etc."

He is using Cult tactics to "prepare" his sheeps for incoming "attacks" from other people so they will defend and further support him.
Can you believe it?
This is a very poweful sales and advertising message.
This is why you can't convince people to change their political views.
They´ve chosen a leader and that guy will tell them that everyone is wrong and he is right.
And his paranoia will always tell him that everyone is against him.

It's a beautiful combo.

"Fake news. I never promised to play Mario Sunshine."
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u0wX7yAtlg&t=0s
So he's apparently banking on some Twitch Plays Pokemon chat war fantasy for his MGS RR. Got me thinking. Can we all on this thread (plus any detractor friends outside of here) decide to boycot that stream? Just as an experiment to see how boring it will be without us. Assuming he makes the goal that is.
It shouldn't have us regardless. If you would support even in attention anything he does in any way, other than post-event third party observation and discussion like this, you are supporting him. It's like troll tipping.
 
Guys, just because he has a balding spot it does not mean he will go fully bald.
Balding can stop progressing and resume randomly.

It all depends on his DHT sensitivity.
Want to know the future of his hair?
Look at his father.

Like, i know this because i have a friend that is a Norwood 3, and his hairloss slowed down dramatically. His hair has looked the same for years.

Bald spot =\= Full Bald

Sure, Phil will probably go bald when he gets really old, but even fullheads lose ground when they reach a certain age.

Phil is probably saying the truth when he says that the bald spot is not getting any bigger.

Every man goes bald eventually, Phil will handle it with zero grace, as usual.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u0wX7yAtlg&t=0s
So he's apparently banking on some Twitch Plays Pokemon chat war fantasy for his MGS RR. Got me thinking. Can we all on this thread (plus any detractor friends outside of here) decide to boycot that stream? Just as an experiment to see how boring it will be without us. Assuming he makes the goal that is.
I don't attend as it is, just wait for someone else uploading the daily stupid stuff he says
 
Guys, just because he has a balding spot it does not mean he will go fully bald.
Balding can stop progressing and resume randomly.

It all depends on his DHT sensitivity.
Want to know the future of his hair?
Look at his father.

Like, i know this because i have a friend that is a Norwood 3, and his hairloss slowed down dramatically. His hair has looked the same for years.

Bald spot =\= Full Bald

Sure, Phil will probably go bald when he gets really old, but even fullheads lose ground when they reach a certain age.

Phil is probably saying the truth when he says that the bald spot is not getting any bigger.

Every man goes bald eventually, Phil will handle it with zero grace, as usual.
What you're saying is anecdotal (and thus cannot predict for him) firstly, and secondly I think anyone who's not 12 years old realizes that a bald spot doesn't mean he will completely lose all body hair.
 
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