TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

Damn. I saw the thread had updated and hoped there was new spergery from Skidmark to laugh at. Now I'm sad.
 
Oscar Wildean said:
I can't believe I actually used to enjoy this clown.
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Right? There are quite a few Channel Autism mongos that I feel that way about: Tony, Nash, Doug, Spoony...Doug is still tolerable from time to time, but the only two CA contributors that I enjoy anymore is Brad and Brandon Tenold. However, Skidmark wore out his welcome with me quicker than any of the others. I got sick of his obnoxiousness even before I discovered he was a lolcow.
 
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The Dude said:
Right? There are quite a few Channel Autism mongos that I feel that way about: Tony, Nash, Doug, Spoony...Doug is still tolerable from time to time, but the only two CA contributors that I enjoy anymore is Brad and Brandon Tenold. However, Skidmark wore out his welcome with me quicker than any of the others. I got sick of his obnoxiousness even before I discovered he was a lolcow.
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This is why entertainers should keep politics off their public media profiles. I like watching Disney related things but wow, his whole Twitter just ruins it for me. And if he is going to that- make a second profile page. FFS.
 
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Oscar Wildean said:
This is why entertainers should keep politics off their public media profiles. I like watching Disney related things but wow, his whole Twitter just ruins it for me. And if he is going to that- make a second profile page. FFS.
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It's the same thing with actors and singers: they get a following, see people are interested in what they have to say, it bloats their ego, and they figure they can use that influence to sway how people think. I get sick of that. No one cares what Actor A or Singer 2 or Skidmark thinks about politics. They're getting paid to entertain. They're dancing monkeys, not political geniuses. Shut up and dance, fat Jew monkey.

Off topic: if you're interested in Disney park stuff, but don't want to see a fat, greasy manchild scream and cuss in front of children, and would like to actually get interesting info about the rides and attractions and the history behind them, check out Justin Scarred/Randomland. He's my favorite YouTuber that deals with Disney parks.
 
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The Dude said:
It's the same thing with actors and singers: they get a following, see people are interested in what they have to say, it bloats their ego, and they figure they can use that influence to sway how people think. I get sick of that. No one cares what Actor A or Singer 2 or Skidmark thinks about politics. They're getting paid to entertain. They're dancing monkeys, not political geniuses. Shut up and dance, fat Jew monkey.

Off topic: if you're interested in Disney park stuff, but don't want to see a fat, greasy manchild scream and cuss in front of children, and would like to actually get interesting info about the rides and attractions and the history behind them, check out Justin Scarred/Randomland. He's my favorite YouTuber that deals with Disney parks.
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That's my feelings on actors in Hollywood making political statements. Also thanks, I love JustinScarred. He deserves way more attention than Tony. And his videos look better too.
 
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Weird, I could have sworn they made a cartoon about this guy in the 90's...

Edit: found a picture
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Devilish Jack o Lantern said:
At least the critic at least put in the effort into doing the damn show, when was the last time Goldmark made a review? A year ? Two ? I don’t even really care.
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I think Skidmark has done one review this year. One. The rest of his videos have been sitting on his ass talking about movies with his friends. Low-effort bullshit. He's even done reviews of his reviews, where he watches one of his old ride/attraction videos and reviews it. Have you heard of anything so pathetic and lazy? It isn't even original because I'm pretty sure other Channel Autism spergs have done it before.
 
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The Dude said:
I think Skidmark has done one review this year. One. The rest of his videos have been sitting on his ass talking about movies with his friends. Low-effort bullshit. He's even done reviews of his reviews, where he watches one of his old ride/attraction videos and reviews it. Have you heard of anything so pathetic and lazy? It isn't even original because I'm pretty sure other Channel Autism spergs have done it before.
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Yep. NC reviewed his own movie in like... years ago.
 
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Yep. NC reviewed his own movie in like... years ago.
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So he's unoriginal even in his laziness. He's a rip-off "artist" in everything he does. When he had ambitions of going into music? Ripped off Weird Al by doing parodies and novelty songs. Start making review videos for the internet? Rip off the "angry critic" style from AVGN and Nostalgia Critic. Name of his persona? Rip-off of That Guy With the Glasses. Needs to make low effort bullshit to keep those PayMeTons bux flowing? Rip-off the "review of a review" thing several other CA contributors have done before. He's even ripped off the adding "comedic" skits to his reviews. I can't think of an original thing Skidmark has ever done. No wonder why his wife left his lazy ass.
 
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Where he acts like a brainless tumblrina fangirl along with a pair of landwhales. Gotta love the emo blonde hambeast complaining about Leia being "fridged", even though by now only the dudes of the OT died?
 
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Where he acts like a brainless tumblrina fangirl along with a pair of landwhales. Gotta love the emo blonde hambeast complaining about Leia being "fridged", even though by now only the dudes of the OT died?
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Pictured in this screencap: the Tony Goldmark face at least seven missing Los Angeles-area prostitutes saw before being messily dismembered.
 
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Pictured in this screencap: the Tony Goldmark face at least seven missing Los Angeles-area prostitutes saw before being messily dismembered.
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I'm pretty sure there aren't theme parks where you can just pick out hookers. Goldnark doesn't even have the skills to pick up hookers. I can guarantee that.
 
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