Containment Random Chris Updates

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Yeah, based on his demeanor as he's reacted to these "revelations" about Rosechu having a dick, I believe he believes in this nonsense. Someone's probably feeding him information about Rosechu and this information is distressing him.

However, normally when someone tries to tell him shit he doesn't like, he'll just overrule them. "Chris, I'm rosechu and I have a penis!" "hmm, yeh, no, I have a psychic connection* with Rosechu and she says no" - how he'd normally react.

* Autism for "childish imagination"

That Chris is accepting this information and announcing it to the public, and as he's doing so, he's very cranky, that leads me to believe he actually believes this to some degree.

We're in fascinating (and franky, scary) new territory.

It's not about how shocking or ridiculous the claims are.

Like, Chris naturally doesn't have very good powers of discernment. But he does have some. He does get suspicious when things get a little too wild. But for years, trolls have slapped Chris' hand every time he even tried to exercise that discernment. We taught him that trying to distinguish things based on a spectrum of ridiculousness, and responding with an appropriate level of critique, was a losing game. It really made Chris worse. We trained Chris to not trust his (admittedly, poorer than average) instincts, because "fuck you for trying to evade our trolling, Chris".

So Chris switched tactics. Chris then decided that he'd put up a really strong defense, but once you penetrate that defense, he'll trust you 100%. Additionally, he farmed off vetting of suspicious content to friends he trusted. We also fucked with that system.

So yeah, if you penetrate his initial defenses, at this point, Chris will believe literally anything, including that he's talking to an alternate reality version of himself.

I find it amazing how we've seen Chris evolve from this seemingly naive individual with autism who had a strange out look on the world to someone whose mind is so broken he honestly believes that he can turn himself into a woman with music and thinks he rules over this fictional land which he perceives as truth. The saddest part of all this is the fact that I can't tell where this is going anymore. There are so many "what ifs" that its almost like Occam razor in reverse where in the simplest and dumbest answer is probably wrong. And then we throw in the MAYBE even that Barb is dead and BAM took on a whole other level of fuckness.

Whatever does happen I sincerely hope Chris gets the help he needs especially if Barb is sick or dying as we speak because I don't see him being able to make it on hiw own for very long before the reality of his situation comes crumbling down on him like a house. Hell that might be his best case scenario at this point who knows? For all I know in the next year or so he could end up under a bridge with a guy named Bobby Joe and his dogs. But I have some hope he wont...some.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Almost 36 years old, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[nigga tf is this]

Almost 36 years old, ladies and gentlemen.

Surprised he lived this long tbh

 

[TheClorax]

Surprised he lived this long tbh

At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if Death is so disgusted with Chris he won’t even take his soul. Making Chris immortal.

 

[The Fool]

At this rate, I wouldn’t be surprised if Death is so disgusted with Chris he won’t even take his soul. Making Chris immortal.

Same with Barb.
In fact the only reason Bob died before the Grim Reaper said he would was just because Death couldn't stand to see the only decent person in that house continue to suffer in that house any longer.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

So what the fuck is he doing right now?

He's at MAGFest apparently. Maybe we'll get a couple smug post-con videos.

 

[Rupin]

He's at MAGFest apparently. Maybe we'll get a couple smug post-con videos.

For me the Chris Chan movie is over as he finally got the recognition he wanted... Too bad it didn't come with a sweetheart.

 

[Trilby]

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Seeing this again, it's funny Chris didn't object to Rosechu's masculine tail!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He really does seem to have become a lot more serene and forgiving, doesn't he...how long can it last.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[nigga tf is this]

He really does seem to have become a lot more serene and forgiving, doesn't he...how long can it last.

Probably until he gets a new sweetheart.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Jesus this comic... did Andrew Dobson write this shit?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, Chris liked one of Hirtes's tweets.

Rial liked his tweet.

Chris is one of her patrons (she only has one tier currently - "$1 or more").

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Just like an autitroon to worship Tumblr crap like this. We all saw Chris at con, he looked even more male than usual. Because of some tweet about the made up semantics of gender, Chris can now fart along happily through life sporting eternal male stubble, looking like Benjamin Franklin, and calling himself a woman.
I'm sure Chris will share this with others as proof positive if womanhood. Chris is super autistic.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

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Jesus this comic... did Andrew Dobson write this shit?

That's our very own Stephen "Bria" Symington! He's part of the holy trannity of trans comic artists with Labelle and Jesska.

He unknowingly made a comic about Classic Chris.

I hope Chris starts creeping on him and/or Labelle. This shit has the potential to be hilarious.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Surprising nobody, Chris cannot correctly identify the greater than and lesser than signs.