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Honesty? I hope shes real in a way and shes catfishing him or is a nut.

She would have to be a nut. Who would willingly move in with him after seeing each other a handful of times, and knowing (because she has to follow some of this drama) what kind of horrendous shitbag he is, especially towards women.
 
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Also from what Im reading about breaking up with narcissists here is that from: http://www.businessinsider.com/what...ar-to-move-on-quickly-and-tell-you-about-it-6

Most true narcissists don't need time to heal from a break up as their initial feelings about the relationship were likely insincere or absent. It's not unheard of for a narcissist to have someone already waiting in the wings as a new source of support, or have their exit strategy carefully planned out.

This is one of the reasons removing them from social media can be helpful — there's likely to be a lot of loved up selfies.

In reality, they may simply be love-bombing a new target. On the bright side, it isn't you anymore.

This is why he is so adamant on trashing leanna and holding up this new "gf" to the highest esteem.
God speed, Leanna.
 
The autistic zeal is strong with this one.

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(https://archive.is/iHVDt) (source)
 
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It really is just poor engineering all around. A 150% Samsung tablet can run movies forever, charging or unplugged, with minor issues.

Honestly, Nintendo should have known better.
That samsung tablet isn't running a hypervisor, and is about 1/10th of the complexity required software and hardware wise for modern gaming consoles in the bid to prevent piracy, ofc Nintendo can't pay any non indian programmer for their hardware so it'll keep being hacked and pirated right away.

The zeal is strong with this one.

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(https://archive.is/iHVDt) (source)
This is very MW-esque in its "hot" bantz.
 
The one problem with him fully showing off an escort as his pretend girlfriend is that her face can easily be tracked to her escort profile and torpedo his story @MysteryWoman and Alison Rapp are examples of this:
Kimberlie advertises her face, and that picture of her from behind she posted a day or two ago is clearly the same woman from Phil's Christmas tree pictures.

Alison Rapp went the "coquettishly showing parts of my face but not the whole thing" in her early whore pictures, but when looked at closely it was obvious it was the same person, dumb tattoos notwithstanding.

Even if the escort he pays to be his girlfriend hides her face on her escort adverts, it'll still be easy to tell if they're the same person when the pics are found and compared to whatever photos/videos Phil releases of her. And yes I know some will argue "But @MysteryWoman has a husband, it's not impossible for a man to make a girlfriend/wife out of an escort!" but let's be honest, does this man look remotely Chad enough to bag a firecracker escort?

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Is there a link to the photo's she took of her back to the camera?
 
I've also had a few flares of :autism: pop up to suggest that he's just gonna get another escort in for a week and show her off on camera. The amount of money the dude has made from his recent begathons could easily pay it off. And if not, he's always got his mysterious "health" problem to fall back on as another emergency button. MW classes herself as a "quality" service, so Phil could find something a little cheaper and get a whole weeks worth of puss/maid action.

Though maybe I'm just mapping out what would be the funniest chain of events. Either way I'm not gonna believe Phil's got a real life actual girlfriend until she's on stream regularly, denying him underwear time.

Honestly I'd be more inclined to believe him if he just didnt speak so bizarrely about the girl. The constant bragging, talking of being a real adult, soulmates, being loved because he's funny, cleaning and being fed. It's the ramblings of pure madness. Phil breeds doubt through his own tism.
 
I've also had a few flares of :autism: pop up to suggest that he's just gonna get another escort in for a week and show her off on camera. The amount of money the dude has made from his recent begathons could easily pay it off. And if not, he's always got his mysterious "health" problem to fall back on as another emergency button. MW classes herself as a "quality" service, so Phil could find something a little cheaper and get a whole weeks worth of puss/maid action.

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I don't think even Phil is that stupid. Rate me Optimistic, but if he did get another escort that woman would be almost instantly identified.
 
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In all honesty after the fund raising event I was willing to give Phil a clean slate as he genuinely seemed humbled by the experience.... Nope. He immediately begins to bitch about not playing Super Mario Sunshine and how he still desperately needs to have his gf of less than a year move in with him less than a week later. Like our original hero Chris-Chan, no amount of detractors could ever screw Phil the way Phil does himself.
 
In all honesty after the fund raising event I was willing to give Phil a clean slate as he genuinely seemed humbled by the experience.... Nope. He immediately begins to bitch about not playing Super Mario Sunshine and how he still desperately needs to have his gf of less than a year move in with him less than a week later. Like our original hero Chris-Chan, no amount of detractors could ever screw Phil the way Phil does himself.

I've noticed that seems to be a pattern with him. When his finances are bad (which is ultimately his own making and something only he can fix) he tends to be a lot softer with language etc, but as soon as he gets another good luck run with his Patreon dice he turns into a dick again.
 
I've noticed that seems to be a pattern with him. When his finances are bad (which is ultimately his own making and something only he can fix) he tends to be a lot softer with language etc, but as soon as he gets another good luck run with his Patreon dice he turns into a dick again.

Greed is MASSIVELY strong.
 
I've noticed that seems to be a pattern with him. When his finances are bad (which is ultimately his own making and something only he can fix) he tends to be a lot softer with language etc, but as soon as he gets another good luck run with his Patreon dice he turns into a dick again.

Its less that his finances are bad and moreso that he just recycles the same routine over and over, on top of just being a repetitive sumbitch in general. Just watch a recent TIHYDP and note how many times he'll do the same exact leg slap anytime he goofs up.
 
I tell you what guys, after hearing the new facts about the new bitch directly from the horse's mouth, I don't think Phil could have wished for a better new gf:

1. She's going to get a job immediately after moving in to help pay his bills
2. She WANTS to clean and do all the chores
3. Not only does Phil not want her to have any internet presence whatsoever, SHE doesn't want to either.
4. She apparently is always thinking about what's best for his "business" by agreeing to not fully reveal herself, however, just enough so that he can tell everyone what a big baller he his and insinuate he's gonna totally get laid on the regular now.

Phil had to have preyed the shit out of this girl. If this is all true she literately is Leanna 2.0, when she was submissive af at the beginning. It's just too good of a situation for him. It's everything he could have ever wanted and MORE, and apparently he found it just weeks after officially breaking it off with Leanna?? No fucking way.

Look at how metal he is. Now this is the kind of dude who is just a pussy hound. Who wouldn't want to fuck that?

Notice how everyone in the picture is actively avoiding him.
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Man, he really nailed down the "school shooter" look, back then..I believe entirely that he was fucking girls left and right...................................................................
 
I tell you what guys, after hearing the new facts about the new bitch directly from the horse's mouth, I don't think Phil could have wished for a better new gf:

1. She's going to get a job immediately after moving in to help pay his bills
2. She WANTS to clean and do all the chores
3. Not only does Phil not want her to have any internet presence whatsoever, SHE doesn't want to either.
4. She apparently is always thinking about what's best for his "business" by agreeing to not fully reveal herself, however, just enough so that he can tell everyone what a big baller he his and that he's gonna totally get laid on the regular now.

Phil had to have preyed the shit out of this girl. If this is all true she literately is Leanna 2.0, when she was submissive af at the beginning. It's just too good of a situation for him. It's everything he could have ever wanted and MORE, and apparently he found it just weeks after officially breaking it off with Leanna?? No fucking way.



Man, he really nailed down the "school shooter" look, back then..I believe entirely that he was fucking girls left and right...................................................................

Who believes a younger girl in this day in age doesn't want or already have an internet presence of some sort? His new girlfriend has to be like grandma age but even most grandmas have a Facebook! It just doesn't add up.
 
I tell you what guys, after hearing the new facts about the new bitch directly from the horse's mouth, I don't think Phil could have wished for a better new gf:

1. She's going to get a job immediately after moving in to help pay his bills
2. She WANTS to clean and do all the chores
3. Not only does Phil not want her to have any internet presence whatsoever, SHE doesn't want to either.
4. She apparently is always thinking about what's best for his "business" by agreeing to not fully reveal herself, however, just enough so that he can tell everyone what a big baller he his and insinuate he's gonna totally get laid on the regular now.

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You just can't help making this face because listening to these lies keep going and getting more outlandish is just amazing.
 
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