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Wiseau probably isn't qualified due to being Polish/French/Dracula, but by Jove if this charming weirdo isn't the American dream personified.

Him running for any office would be the best thing to happen to American since the fall of the Soviet Union.

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"It was during my family Christmas vacation, there was some stupid National Lampoon thing on the TV where someone said “There’s a level of perversion you boys don’t want to go” followed by a shot of a sheep. I was furious and started screaming. Later that day my dad asked me why I acted that way, and I finally confessed to him that I was a zoophile. He immediately said it was not normal and was willing to help me. I got the X3 Watch accountably software to limit my sinful internet browsing."

 
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