random_text.txt

[MisterNeanderthal]

I AM BEING BULLIED FOR NO APPARENT FUCKING REASON

 

[CatParty]

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

There are no Mexicans in China. Check mate, atheists!

 

[gh0stzero]

We have reached max level of autism,please for your own safety walk away now

 

[chadmuska]

">mfw he didn't know i used to make side money writing and digitally inking porn comics"

 

[Army Burger]

Grandma's gonna get raped in jail.

 

[chadmuska]

"TODAY AT THE OLD FOLKS HOME THEY HAD SESAME STREET ON AND THEY HAD THE AUTISTIC CHARACTER ON AND MY DICK WAS LIKE FUCKING CORIUM"
"GOLLY AUTISM FETISHSM IS NOT GOOD"

 

[Southern Belle]

You chose autism over nationalism the second you put on the fursuit and started spanking it to diaperfurs.

 

[WeeGee]

"I may be autistic and i may have flaws, but we autistic people are smarter than some think."
Source:

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Wiseau probably isn't qualified due to being Polish/French/Dracula, but by Jove if this charming weirdo isn't the American dream personified.

Him running for any office would be the best thing to happen to American since the fall of the Soviet Union.

 

[Clown Baby]

most people who use anime girls as avatars are actually homosexual male

Oh god, please use this quote.

 

[ICametoLurk]

I fucked up and got tendinidus, no it wasn't from Masturbating

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dragonlordfrodo-michael-constantino.38837/page-3#post-3000685

 

[PsychoNerd054]

A masterpiece shared by the great @Clay Claymore

 

[Power Armor]

"It was during my family Christmas vacation, there was some stupid National Lampoon thing on the TV where someone said “There’s a level of perversion you boys don’t want to go” followed by a shot of a sheep. I was furious and started screaming. Later that day my dad asked me why I acted that way, and I finally confessed to him that I was a zoophile. He immediately said it was not normal and was willing to help me. I got the X3 Watch accountably software to limit my sinful internet browsing."

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

Hopefully someone or someone, by putting broom in your filth, will make a peacock.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Dr. Steve eats tons of ass. Pig ass. Gay pig ass.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

We are weapon that will one day surpass Metal Gear itself...

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

If you are making fake Tide to buy real meth, then you have probably made some really terrible choices in your life.

 

[Sammy]

 

[Y2K Baby]

Warioland is a good friend and he really needs our support right now. Please don't abandon him.